I know all you fangirls out there are mad, very mad. Because I mad your perfect little bishonens look like dumbasses. But I don't care, I thought it was funny! Anyway read at your own risk! And thank you Maru-sha for helping me with this chapter!

"Hey Maru-sha! Hey Maru-sha! Hey Maru-sha! Hey Maru-sha!" Chiyo-chan said. She certainly sounded like a broken record. "Hey Maru-sha! Hey Maru-sha,"

"What…" Maru-sha said, annoyed.

"Hey Maru-sha! Hey Maru-sha! Hey—"

Maru-sha finally cracked. "WHAT?" she demanded. They were at Kurayami's house. Maru-sha was on her computer doing…something.

"Whatcha doin'?" Chiyo-chan said in her innocent voice.

"I'm updating a story," She replied, not looking at her.

"About whhhaaaaaat?" Chiyo asked.

"I'm writing a chapter based on Inutaisho's stupidity."

"Hey! I'm not stupid!" A voice said. The two looked around and saw a big dark red wormhole that came from out of nowhere. In awe, Maru-sha and Chiyo-chan saw the one…the only… INUTAISHO (yay!)

"OH MY GOD! IT'S INUTAISHO!" The two of them screamed.

"Hello, young ladies!" Inutaisho said, stepping out of the wormhole, in all his doggy glory. He didn't look any different, except he wasn't war that big-ass armor of his. "I just came by to see my two sons! Now where are they?"

"Oh," Maru-sha said, "They'll be coming in five, four, three, two…"

"I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"

"I WISH YOU DIDN'T ACT LIKE A GIRL! TAKE THAT MAKEUP OFF YOUR FACE!"

"One." Maru-sha said, nodding head.

Inuyasha was running around the hallway with mascara in his hand. Sesshomaru chased after his hanyou brother in rage. But as they passed by Kurayami's room, they had to take a look inside. Could it be? YES! Father was here!"

"Daddy!" Inuyasha squealed, hugging his old man.

"Father!" Sesshomaru said, also hugging him.

"It's great to see you two again!" Inutaisho said to them both.

"It's good to see two too, dad!" His two sons replied.

"AWWW!" Maru-sha and Chiyo cried, passing each other a tissue.

"As much as I LOVE to ruin happy moments, I do believe the two of you are breaking a vital rule." A familiar, yet emotionless voice said.

They all turned around to see Kurayami, leaning on the doorpost with her arms crossed.

"And that would be—?" Inuyasha asked, looking at her puzzled.

"All forms of love and compassion inside the house are prohibited." Kurayami hissed.

"Aww come now," Inutaisho said, walking up to her, "You don't mean that!" Kurayami just gave him an evil glare. Inutaisho didn't seem to be all that frightened about it. Actually, he just remembered something about her. "I know you! You're Kurayami, Satan's daughter! How are you doing?"

"How do you know, old man?" Kurayami said coldly, lifting him up off his feet by the collar. He just smiled and said,

"Your father told me all about you! He even showed me two pictures of you! One of you in this form and another of your su—" He was cut off because Kurayami covered his mouth.

"Shhh!" Kurayami whispered to him, "Don't say a word about my true form!"

"Yes ma'am!" He whispered back.

"How did you even get here? Kurayami said.

"I ripped a hole in the space/time continuum and stepped inside, thus ending up here!" Inutaisho said, as Sci-fi music played. Kurayami gave him "The Look" again.

"Okay, okay. I stepped inside a wormhole leading from Hell to your house. Can't a guy be funny?"

"You went to Hell, Dada?" Inuyasha asked, climbing onto his dad's shoulders.

"No shit, you baka," Sesshomaru said. "He's a demon! He can't get into Heaven, even if he was good."

"Sesshomaru! Watch your language!" Inutaisho said sternly.

"Yeah, Sessshomaru! Watch your language!" Inuyasha said laughing at him.

"So, are you two mates of my sons?" Inutaisho said, looking at Maru-sha and Chiyo. Chiyo-Chan blushed. She wished that she was Inuyasha's mate, but she would have to kill off Kagome first.

"No," Maru-sha said shaking her head. "I'm Koga's mate,"

"In her dreams!" Kurayami and Chiyo said in a sing-song voice.

"Shut up! We're just good friends, and guidance counselors."

"Guidance counselors?" Inutasho asked, not realizing that Inuyasha was on his shoulders, un-tying his ponytail, letting his long silver hair just flow. Kurayami walked over to Maru-sha and Chiyo. The three "sisters" stood next to each other side-by-side. Even though Kurayami was only in the middle, she was the tallest. She figured the other two didn't drink their milk like they were supposed to.

"You're sons are not the way to want them to be, sir." Maru-sha said, as if she was a professional counselor (which she isn't).

"Especially that homosexual over there," Kurayami whispered, she was talking about Sesshomaru of course. Maru-sha and Chiyo just hit her on both arms.

"Well, in that case," Inutaisho said excitedly, "I, Inutaisho, shall stay and raise my sons all over again!"

"Yay! Dada's stayin'! "Inuyasha squealed.

"That's good, I guess." Sesshomaru said.

"Did you hear that? He's staying!" Maru-sha and Chiyo said excitedly, dancing around the ORIGINAL youkai lord.

"Oh great," Kurayami said, looking at them making a fool of themselves like always, "One more mouth I have to feed." Then she smiled, thinking, 'And one more slave I can torture! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

An Inuyasha fanfic isn't a fanfic without Inutaisho in it! Now Kurayami, Maru-sha, and Chiyo-chan have a father figure in their lttle dysfunctional family! Will he add on to the chaos? Or will he teach these young 'uns a lesson? Review if you want NO FLAMES, AND THAT MEANS YOU FORESTDEMON! Later bitches!

Next chapter: Goshinki: Kurayami's New Pet