Kurayami has been out for a week. Inuyasha and the rest were really happy that she was gone for the first few hours, but after that they were upset and bored, especially Naraku.

"Dude," Inuyasha said, looking at Naraku, who was crying his eyes out. "She'll be back, calm down."

"B-but, I WANT HER NOW! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naraku cried. Everyone just groaned and ignored him. Inutaisho was letting the girls play with his two fluffs since Sesshomaru was too stingy to let anyone play with his one.

"Where did she go anyway?" Inutaisho asked, as he watched Rin play jump-rope with one of his fluffs.

"She said she had to go back to Hell," Shippo said, as he took at bite out of some giant pocky.

"Something about Jaken was making her dad cry and flirting with her mom." Sango said. She was waxing the hiraikotsu and beating Miroku with it, since her touched her butt. Again. "She took Kirara with her, too. Then all of a sudden, the there was an earthquake. Everyone stood fast and stayed strong. Except for Rin, Shippo, and Sesshomaru, who started crying. Rin and Shippo's case was understandable, but Sesshomaru? Come on now…

As the earth shook, the floor in the room that they were all in began to split. Fire started flying out of the crack and smoke filled the room.

"What the hell?" Koga said.

"DADA!" Inuyasha wailed to his father.

"Oh my God!" Sesshomaru screeched. "My beautiful skin will be ruined!"

"Oh, shut up, Sesshomaru!" a voice said. As the smoke cleared up, everyone saw two shadows. One of a big cat, and one that look like kind of-hefty girl. It was Kirara and Kurayami.

"Kurayami!" Everyone screamed.

"My darling!" Na—well you know who…

"Hello everyone, and Naraku." Kurayami said, without any excitement whatsoever. Kirara roared her hello. She transformed back into a cute little kitty and pounced into Sango's arms.

"So what happened?" Miroku asked.

"Ehh," Kurayami said, as she looked back on the week.

(Flashback)

Satan was on the kitchen floor of his house, in a fetal position. His wife and Kurayami's REAL mom, Moon, was on the dining room table, screaming and lifting up her skirt. Or at least what little skirt she had. Jaken was trying to get on the table so he can kiss her.

"Aww come now, madam! Just one kiss!" Jaken pleaded. "I'm not warty! I may be a toad, but I'm a great kisser! Come on!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Moon said, jumping up and down on the table like one of those housewives on cartoons. "Get away, you nasty toad! EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Sweetheart, do something!"

"Evil thoughts…evil thoughts…" Satan said quietly, rocking back and forth.

Kurayami burst through the double-doors of the dining room.

"Kurayami? Is that you? How dare you provoke Rin to use a gun! Why if your father didn't confiscate the Staff of Two Heads...I'll, I'll—Hey! Uh, what are you doing? Don't come any closer! AHHHHHHHHH!" She grabbed Jaken by the neck (wait, does he have a neck?) and threw him across the room. Moon just screamed and screamed.

"Shut up, mother!" Kurayami said. Her mother silenced herself. Jaken was out cold for the whole week, and she was forced to get her dad back to his "normal" self again during that time, which was very, very, VERY hard.

(End flashback)

"You don't want to know." Kurayami said. "But anyway, I want you guys to meet my new pet! Oh Goshinki!

Once again, the earth shook, and the crack in the floor grew wider. Then out came the great mind-reading monster, Goshinki. Goshinki tried to stand-up, but he bumped his head on the chandelier. His large horns put holes into the ceiling.

He rubbed his head and decided to lie on the floor. He almost took up the whole room.

"Not much room in here, is there?" Goshinki said.

"Maybe you should lose some weight," Inuyasha joked. "Maybe then you'll fit."

"Shut your mouth, Inuyasha!" Goshinki growled. "I've dealt with you already! If I need to lose weight, then you need to stop reading dirty magazines with that monk over there!"

Inuyasha just blushed while all the girls in the room glared at him and Miroku.

Sesshomaru laughed at them. Goshinki turned his head towards him.

"And you! What they did was normal compared to you!" Goshinki snarled at him. "You dress up as a girl and go out every night trying to hook up with a man!"

"That's not true!" Sesshomaru cried.

"Oh no?" Then why do you keep women's clothes stashed away under the couch in the living room? Lingerie and all?"

Sesshomaru was speechless, but it was best that he didn't say word, since Inutaisho was giving him an evil look.

"Isn't he just a darling?" Kurayami said, hugging him.

"Yeah," Inuyasha yelled in-between bonks on the head by Kagome and Sango. "He's—OW!—real—OW!—CUTE! GODDAMIT!"

"Good! Now if anyone messes with Goshinki, I will cut you up and gut you like a fish! Got it?" Kurayami said coldly.

Silence.

"Good! C'mon dear Goshinki, you'll have to sleep outside, I don't want you to bump your head."

A half-dead Miroku frantically rubbed the bumps on his head. "Why can't she have a normal pet, like a rabbit or a fish, like normal girls?"

Everyone stared at him. It was so obvious! They all just hollered, "BECAUSE SHE'S NOT NORMAL!"

In case you were wondering why Kurayami took Kirara with her to Hell, she only took her to scare her father back to "normal", which almost worked. So...review if you want, but no junk...please...

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