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Scammed
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Summary: 'Vacation' plus 'Scam' multiply 'Target' squared to the 'Lost of Common Sense' divide by 'Bust' equals 'Confrontation' to the power of 'Not Pretty.'
Warning for this Chapter: Don't copy what Naruto and co. is doing, kies? Oh and language. xD
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Kiba, Naruto, and Shino stood on the sidewalk, each wearing a white long-sleeved dress shirt with a tailored red vest, black slacks and shoes. They all wore false ID tags around their neck that identified them as employees of 'Lost Heaven's Valet Parking (1)' with their own respective photo created from Photoshop and fake names.
"Now, tell me that this isn't a good idea," Kiba gloated as he rested his elbow on the blond's shoulder, leaning in with a superior smug smirk.
Childishly pouting as he crossed his arm, Naruto muttered, "Shut up, dog breath. When you gloat it'll scare away our targets." For that remark, Naruto received a whack upside his side and glared at the brunette. "Damn it, Kiba! That hurt, you fucking retard!"
For this purpose, Naruto temporarily dyed his hair blood red with a single ear lobe donning a sparkly clasp. He once again covered up his whisker-like scars with concealment. Any passerby would definitely give the temporary redhead a double-take due to him standing out among the evening and crowd as well as possessing a charming aura that demanded them to look over in awe. Since he was currently pouting, his aura doubled.
Kiba, on the other hand, added streaks of red in his hair, giving off a wild look. And, adding for a necessary accessory, he threw on a necklace with a pendant that of a wolf's tooth. A glimpse of him and one would immediately assume he grew up on the wrong side of the tracks, but upon closer inspection one could see that he thrived on living on the edge. That and he kept his marking on his face visible for the world to see.
"It's suppose to, Kyuubi." Kiba then whispered fiercely to the blond's ear, "Will you stick with the play names, moron?"
"You're a loser, Akamaru." Naruto then muttered back as fiercely, "Why'd pick a name after your dog?"
"Will the both of you shut up and play your part?" Shino shot them a glance as he adjusted his red vest.
The asked two grinned stupidly and two-finger saluted. "Aye, aye, mon Capitan Hyde!"
Shino actually had his hair spiked up with gel. And without a collar to hide his lower face, the duo finally saw his whole face. It was to no surprise how hot Shino looked, even if he did still stubbornly hung on to his ridiculous shades. Oh, well, it added on to how attractive he appeared since it contrasted against his fair skin. To say he attracted more attention than he liked to was the understatement of the year.
While the three were appearing to be valet parking employee for five bucks when in actuality ripping the people's money and keeping or selling the car, Chouji and Shikamaru went to go find a real valet parking for the two cars they were planning to keep. Knowing full well from previous scammers who had done it solo gotten caught, the five agreed to do it with three people.
"Oi, oi! Look at that car!" Kiba pointed excitedly at a black sleek looking car with its hood down.
"Holy shit! Isn't that the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder?-!" Naruto's eyes bugged out in complete disbelief, watching it as it crept closer to where the trio stood beside their advertising board. "Goddamn, it is! Do you guys know how much one of that thing cost—fuckin' 200 grand!"
"Damn, you'd have to fucking filthy rich to get your hands on those! Think of the optional accessories! Add, like, couple thousands more!"
"It's coming our way." Shino didn't look the least bit excited. One could say he appeared to be rather bored.
The angular sleek Lamborghini slowed down, stopping beside the trio. There was only the driver and a passenger, and even they looked like they were part of the accessory for the car. The driver seemed to be wearing a black silk button-up dress shirt with the top buttons left undone and stylishly ripped jeans. The only jewelry he wore was a necklace and a single blood red bead for a pendant with two silver smaller beads on each side. As for the passenger, it was the same female earlier this morning. She wore a one-strap pale pink shirt that glimmered in the light and a black mini skirt. Around her neck was a diamond pendant on a silver chain.
Naruto and Kiba stiffen like rocks when her eyes fell on them for a moment too long to their liking. Both were hoping and wishing that she didn't recognize them.
Thankfully, someone did something.
Getting out of the car, the male driver handed the supposed valet parking employee the money and his keys. Looking over his shoulder to his passenger, she blushed and exited the car.
She clung to his arm while he had an exasperated expression, "Let's go, Sasuke-kun!"
"We'll be back in two hours." Sasuke tossed the words over his shoulder as the two crossed the streets.
It was a good thing Naruto's gay since he could ogle over the being in his head for many nights to come. It was also a good thing this 'Sasuke' left the moment he did or else the temporary redhead would've jumped him right then and there.
"I get dibs on this one!" Naruto proclaimed as he snatched the keys out of Shino's unsuspecting hands. Kiba seemed ready to protest and let loose colorful words until Shino shot him a glance. Skipping to the driver's side, another car attracted Naruto's attention out of the corner of his eye. He slipped in the grey leather interior and started the engine. With a glance to the rear view mirror, his eyes bugged out again.
"Oi, Kyuubi, ain't that the new Mitsubishi Eclipse Ralliart?"
"Yeah, I thought it wasn't for sale?"
"Get moving, Kyuubi." Shino flicked Naruto's head. "Keep it or sell it?"
"Like hell I'm selling this baby!"
"Then get your ass in gear. I think it's safe to say Shikamaru and Chouji are at 'Angel's Valet Parking' down two streets."
"Aye aye, mon Capitan Hyde!" With a two-finger mock salute, Naruto grinned and drove away.
"We are so keeping that Mitsu, Hyde." Kiba's grinned widely as he eyed the approaching car with glee.
"What car are we selling then?"
"Hmm." He reluctantly glanced around, tearing his gaze away from his soon-to-be car. "Hey, how about that Aston Martin Vision Giugiaro Vision car over there? How much you think its packin'?"
"I'd say about seventy thousands—minimum."
"And that new Porsche?"
"Same."
"Those two then."
Kiba eyed his targeted car predatorily. When it slowed to a halt beside him and Shino, they both slapped on their professional work face and smiled. Or tried to anyways.
The two occupants exited the car and approached Shino and Kiba.
"Good evening sir and ma'am. The price will be five dollars tonight." Shino had to speak since it seemed that his accomplice somehow lost his voice when the female passenger came into his line of sight.
She had on a fitted long-sleeved pale lavender shirt with knee-length denim skirt. Her cheeks were tinged with pink and it made her look pretty cute. With the short wolf-like hair it made her even cuter.
"That's fairly cheap, isn't it?" The owner of the car raised an eyebrow suspiciously at them.
The driver, on the other hand, had the aura of royalty and elegance. His long mid-back length of black hair was loosely tied, wearing a silk white dress shirt and black slacks. Everything on him smelled expensive and rich.
"We're having a discount. The usually price is fifteen." Again, it was Shino who spoke.
Studying the two employees for a bit longer until the girl softly said, "L-let's go, Neji-kun. S-Sakura-chan and S-Sasuke-kun are w-waiting."
"Let's go then."
When the pair crossed the streets, Kiba didn't know he was holding his breath the entire time until Shino reminded him to.
"Saa, that girl's pretty cute!"
"That was the Hyuugas..."
"Say what?"
"Pack up. We're hitching the other two cars."
"Eh? So soon?" Kiba blinked. Typically, they'd wait for few more cars to take before actually resorting to do it the old way.
"They'll eventually notice that 'Lost Heaven's Valet Parking' is not real." The teen picked up the board and folded it into fourths. "Especially since the Hyuugas own most of the Valet Parking Companies. I don't think he'll be thrilled to see that we've taken his car and neither will his friend's, this 'Sasuke' for keeps."
Kiba grabbed the mini poles and tossed it in the backseat of the Mitsubishi car. "Really? Shit. Let's get moving, man. I don't want my ass to be taken to jail."
"Then shut up and start the car."
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Lost Heaven's Valet Parking—it isn't real but Lost Heaven is one of L'ArcenCiel's songs. The same goes for Shino's fake name: Hyde. Couldn't think of anything else.
The cars I've mentioned are real and boy do they look hawt. I want that Lamborghini. xD Oh ums, sorry if Shino's a bit OOC. Then again, it's AU, so forget you. (smile)
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