ZOMGWTF! It's… MIROKU'S HAND! REPOSTED:dies:
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Miroku's Hand- Chapter 1
Miroku: KAZAANA!
A giant oni flew through the air, sucked into, well, we'll get to that, hence the name.
Miroku: Phew! That was a big one!
Kagome: Yay! I'm saved!
Inuyasha: (Bonks Miroku on top of his head) Feh. I coulda done that.
Miroku: Oh really? Then why didn't you?
Inuyasha: (Bonks Miroku several more times then leaves in a huff) Feh.
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Yea?
Kagome: Is "Feh" a word?
Inuyasha: You know, I really haven't looked into that.
Kagome: sigh :
Inuyasha: Kagome, can I have some ninja food now!
Kagome: sigh : We just stopped for lunch!
Inuyasha: B-But, Kagome!
Kagome: Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: (With a look of terror on his face) K-Kagome? No! Don't!
Kagome: Inuyasha, SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: (Thump) Kagomewhydidjahavetagoandothat? (Sounded like: kagmfoewhdidjgahavteodothatgsg?)
Miroku: (Gropes Sango) : sigh : Why can't we be such a nice couple, my dear Sango?
Sango: (Slap) HENTAI: sigh : When will he ever learn, I don't like my BUTT rubbed?
Miroku: (gets knocked unconscious)
Inuyasha: blush : Who's a COUPLE! (Vein pop times five)
Kagome: blush : Y-Yea, who's a couple here?
Miroku: (Wakes up) Whuh? (Gets conked on head by inu and goes unconscious again and anime falls)
Inuyasha: Damn pervert, can't even do it right. (reaches towards Kagome)
Kagome: (Blushes then realizes everyone is looking at her, then slaps inu) HENTAI!
Inuyasha: (anime falls) THOUGHT- erm, I'm kinda new to this whole "thinking" thing, but, did Kagome blush?
Random voice in inu's head: Yes, she did.
Inuyasha: (out loud) WHAT THE FREAK?
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: (thump) whydoesshedothistome?
Kagome: Do not talk that way around a sober lady! Much less two sober ladies, and a pervert!
Miroku: Drooling :
Sango: SLAP : HENTAI! (inside head secretly drooling) : Accidentally mutters out loud : Clean white sheets, clean white sheets, Miroku in the sheets, oh sit, I mean shit.
Inuyasha: THUMP : howthehelldidshedothat?
Kagome, Shippo, Miroku: How the hell?
Sango: Oh! Hmm? Hehehe : Evil death glares inu : S-
Kagome: THAT'S MY JOB BITCH! (Cat fights with Sango, 'till Sango gets Hiraikostu) NOOOOOOOOO!
Sango: VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!
All the guys in the group except Shippou: Ooh, did her shirt rip? Yep it ripped. Is that lace? Oooh, fancy.
Shippou: -- I don't know them.
Kagome: INUYASHA! HELP!
Inuyasha: Looks away from Sango's chest : Oh, yea, right, umm, Sango, get off Kagome.
Kagome: SIT:Bites Sango :
Sango: Bites back, drawing blood :
Inuyasha: Thump : whydidshedothatiwashelpingher!
Kagome: (Now jabbing Sango with an arrow) Get offa ME!
Sango: NO! (Now polka-dotted in punctures)
Miroku: (Thinking dirty thoughts)
Kagome: (Knocks out Sango with random giant mushroom) I won! This mushroom smells weird, yet good. (Keeps sniffing mushroom)
Miroku: (poking unconscious Sango in various places) Whuh? Oh! The mushroom, right!
Everyone but unconscious Sango: (Still sniffing mushroom)
An hour later
Sango: (Wakes up) Whuh? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?
Rest of group: Flargenhargenflishnapplegnifulnobot!
Kagome: (Jumps on Miroku's back) Ride'em cowmiko! Hi-Ho Silvia!
Inuyasha: (Keeps going around on all fours sniffing everyone's butt, then barking and chasing invisible tail)
Shippou: (Talking to a random boulder in Italian)
Miroku: (Acting like a horse with Kagome on back, on all fours)
Sango: Sweat drop and sigh :
Kagome: (Pulls rosary out of shirt and puts on Shippou) Okay, the word of subdoingnessness is "Inuyasha" and anyone can do it! KUKUKUKUKU! I'm the evils!
Sango: (Evil death glare) Inuyasha!
Shippou: (Thump into boulder) : In Italian:- My dear Boulderizia! Are you hurt? Sango, YOU SHALL BE SMITED! SMITE HER ALL MIGHTY INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN, MOTHER/FATHER/SISTER OF ALL SMITTEDNESS!
Sango: Sigh : Why me?