Listen up, mortals! I demand fan art! Maru-sha gets fan art, why can't I? Okay, okay, I'll ask nicely...oh dark lord help me...

(Five hours later)

Okay. Can you people PLEASE make fan art for me? Original character features are on my Bio. But I'm looking for a good picture of Inuyasha and Sesshomaru as ugly country bumpkins so I can scare my friends!

Sesshy WAS undoubtedly gay. Luckily, Inutaisho and Inuyasha were there to straighten him out! It took Sesshomaru almost a month to become a straight as a ruler. But, his lessons didn't end there, for Maru-sha and Chiyo-chan had an idea!

"What are you two up to?" Kurayami asked them one day. The two were setting up a mini-classroom in the "dining room" with a chalkboard and a kindergarten –sized chair.

"We're," Maru-sha said as she put a pencil in her hair, "as in me and Chiyo are going to teach Sesshomaru to be nice!"

"We're going to help him unleash his 'Inner Angels'!" Chiyo-chan said, waving her hands in the air as if she was summoning spirits.

Kurayami looked at them emotionlessly. "Pointless." She simply said.

"What do you mean, pointless?" Maru-sha asked.

"Dude, the guy just learned to be straight,"

"So?"

"WHICH, might I add, involved reading every dirty magazine known to mankind. REMEMBER?"

Maru-sha and Chiyo thought about it for a moment, entering the wild world of the flashback world.

(Flashback)(Yay!)

Kurayami, Maru-sha, and Chiyo-chan were passing by Kurayami's mom's room, when they heard a "EWWwwwww!" come from the room. Out of curiosity, the three looked trough the crack in the door, which was ajar. In the room, Sesshy was strapped to a chair. Inuyasha was taping his eyelids up so he can look at the magazines Inutaisho was holding up into his face.

"That's just nasty!" Sesshomaru cried, trying to turn his head. But Inuyasha kept turning his head back to the magazine. "I don't want to look at those whores, father!"

"Be a man!" Inutaisho roared. "The more you struggle, the longer this will take! Now, look at the bunny!"

"That's just nasty." Kurayami whispered to Maru-sha.

"Well, if that's what it takes to make him straight," Chiyo replied. And then they left.

(End Flashback)

"Oh yeah, I remember." Chiyo-chan said, trying to get the image out of her head.

"But, we're still going for it!" Maru-sha said excitedly, holding up a cheerleading fan in the air. "Right, Chiyo?"

Chiyo also held up a cheerleading fan. "Right! Sesshomaru! Get ready to unleash your 'Inner Angels!'"

(An hour later)

Sesshy was sitting in a kindergarten-sized chair, which is VERY low, looking up at the "teachers with innocent(?) eyes. Maru-sha was writing something on the board with her awful handwriting. Chiyo-chan was just waiting on Maru-sha and was holding a ruler in her hand.

"OKAY!" Maru-sha yelled to her class of one student. "Sesshomaru, we are going to teach you to be nice, generous, friendly, and loving by helping you unleash your 'Inner Angels'!" Sesshomaru's eyes just twitched. 'Inner Angel? What the hell?' He thought.

"The first thing we do is putting you in your happy place!" Chiyo said, sitting down on the floor. "In order to find your happy place, you must take a deep breath and relax." Sesshomaru took a deep breath, but didn't relax.

"I usually relax by kicking Jaken's ass, but Rin killed him so I can't relax." He said.

"Well," Maru-sha said, "do what we do. Do not tense up, and close your eyes. Think about something relaxing."

"Like kicking Jaken's butt!" Chiyo-chan added. Sesshy did as they were told, and felt quite relaxed. Then, all of a sudden, there was a weird white glow about him. Maru-sha and Chiyo exchanged nervous looks. Sesshomaru opened his eyes and gave them a SMILE! The two teachers just backed away, holding each other for dear life.

"I feel wonderful! Thank you, Maru-sha-sensei. Thank you Chiyo-sensei. Now I must be going, I need to buy fresh flowers for my greatest love. Sweet, little Rin!" Sesshomaru said sweetly. He bowed before the frightened teachers and walked off. Maru-sha and Chiyo looked at each other, still in shock.

"Chiyo-chan?" Maru-sha said nervously.

"Yes, Maru-sha?" Chiyo responded.

"Do you think we just messed with the Natural Order?"

"What do you think?"

And so the peril begins…

HAHAHAHAHA! BEHOLD! THE MIGHTY POWER OF THE CLIFFHANGER! If you're feeling brave, stay tuned to the next part. It involves exorcism and Kurayami finally spills out her feelings!

Inu gang: (Gasps!)

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