Disclaimer: Still don't own Inuyasha, the evils of a thousand Kikyous.
I owe some of this to my editor-sama, Inuzrule. She has a special place at the bottom of my closet.
NOW! ON WITH THE SHOW!
Miroku's Hand- Chapter 2
Sango: sigh : Why me? (Pulls out flonase and sprays in everyone nose)
Inuyasha: (In the midst of sniffing up Miroku's butt) Hmm? What smells like flowers? Urk! (Looks up to see Miroku staring at him then falls back anime style)
Miroku: (clears throat) Inuyasha, I'm shocked! Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
Inuyasha: (Grabs Tessiga) KAZE NO KIZU!
Miroku: (Gets cut into thirds)
Sango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsit!
Inuyasha: (Half dead somewhere near center of the earth)
Fluffy: (appears out of nowhere with tenseigua and fixes Miroku then leaves)
Miroku: Whuzzuwha?
Sango: MIROKU! You're OKAY! (Huggles houshi-sama)
Miroku: (Starts to drool on Sango) Ch-Ch-Chichis! Mmmmmmmm, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. (Puff-puff)
Sango: (Blushes 'till blood starts to leek from every pore on her face) AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Inuyasha and Kagome: o0
Shippo: MY EYES! THEY BURN!
Kagura: (Pops out of nowhere) OBEY THE CHIPMUNK LORD! (Disappears)
Group: O-kaaaaaay.
Inuyasha: Ahem
Rest of group: Yes?
Inuyasha: What? I just had to clear my throat.
Rest of group: --0
Sango: HENTAI! (Thwacks Miroku with Hiraikostu)
Miroku: What did I do?
Sango: I know what you where thinking about Jakken! I'm psycho!
Kagome: Don't you mean "Psychic"?
Sango: No.
Kagome: --0
Inuyasha: TIME FOR RAMEN!
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: (Thwack) youwench!
Sango: Hentai! (Slaps Miroku after she placed his hand on her butt)
Miroku: Why did you do that?
Sango: Do what?
Miroku: Slap me after YOU put MY hand on your butt.
Sango: GASP! Houshi-sama! I would never do such a thing! (Sob)
Miroku: There, there Sango-sama! I would never get mad at such a face! (Gropes Sango)
Sango: (blushes) Giggle Hearts Stars! (Sits in Miroku's lap)
Miroku: (Blush) My dreams come true!
Kagome and Inuyasha (Shippou is asleep): o0()
Sango: Hey, Darling?
Miroku: You mean me?
Sango: Who else?
Miroku: Yes?
Sango: Where exactly does your kazaana lead?
Miroku: I don't know.
Kagome: Why don't I go home, bring a camera, and throw it in there?
Miroku: Okay, what is a camera.
Kagome: A device that captures you sort of in a film that can record blahblahblahblahblah…
Everyone else: zzzzzz
Kagome: I'll be back in the morning!
Inuyasha (Still asleep): no. (Grabs Kagome, but not her arm.)
Kagome: (Blush) Erm, um, sit.
Inuyasha: HJREWJAHFSDOYFEUTIGADJGF!
Everyone else: zzzzzz
Kagome: Giggle Hearts Stars! (Jumps in well)
Kagome's Time
Kagome: MOM! I'M HOOME!
Mom: Hi! You're here early!
Kagome: Yea, I just gotta get somethin'!
Grandpa: I hope you didn't do anything with Inuyasha! You smell weird.
Kagome: SIIIIIT! Oops, gomen, natural reaction. Hehehe.
Souta: Where's Inuyasha?
Kagome: Asleep back in the sengoku jedai.
Souta: Really? Who's that hanging off your backpack?
Kagome: (Sees inu hanging off backpack, still asleep) WTF! SIT!
Inuyasha: (THWACK!) WTF! Oops, sorry Mrs. Higurashi.
Mom: No prob!
Kagome: Since when did you get on my backpack?
Inuyasha: I dunno, I was asleep. (Something rustles in his hair) What The-?
Shippou: (Pops out of inu's hair) YAWWWWWWWWWN! Kagome! Where am I?
Kagome and co.: o0()
Shippou: WOW! Am I in your time?
Kagome: (Nods) Bu-But how did you get through the well?
Shippou: I dunno.
Kagome: But I thought only Inuyasha and me could.
Inuyasha: No one else really tried, did they?
Kagome: No. Oh, hehehe.
Rest of group: (Anime Fall)