BloodyNinjaGirl: This is the chapter with the most insanity. It also describes the personalities of the 2 girls. One seems like a Mary-Sue, but, don't worry, you'll find out her faults later. Like how she can't cook. Now, READ!

NinjaGirlTerra: You forgot the disclaimer.

BloodyNinjaGirl: They read it in the first chapter. It's not like there stupid, they know we don't own it.

NinjaGirlTerra: We have to do it anyway. Or else we'll get sued. And I can't afford a lawyer.

BloodyNinjaGirl: Damn.

DISCLAIMER: We don't own FullMetal Alchemist (we wish we did, but sadly we don't)

Rayanna moaned and opened her eyes, only to be greeted not by her white ceiling, but a bright blue sky. She shot up, realizing she was in an Evergreen forest, laying on decaying, but soft, yellow pine needles. Rayanna just sat there for moment, trying to gather her scattered thoughts. Quickly, a horrible realization hit her. Where was her friend, Sieda?

Rayanna slowly got her self off the ground, shaking her arms and legs in case of any injuries. She smiled to herself, glad that whatever happened most likely didn't hurt Sieda either. Rayanna then headed toward some trees, where she believed she heard something in the treetops. On a low branch, slept Sieda, totally undisturbed. Rayanna stopped for a moment, her face in a WTF expression. Sieda was Sieda, and yet not.

Her hair was the same color from before; however, it was somehow even longer. Her clothes had changed. She was wearing a black tank top that had a V neck and a red star on the stomach of the tank, her pants had changed to black and she was wearing red boots. She also had a gold neck choker that had a skull dangling from it.

Rayanna then just shook her head, and started to cautiously climb the large tree. She was able to reach the branch in only a couple of minutes. Rayanna then broke off a twig from another branch, and proceeded to poke Sieda with a stick.

"Sieda, are you dead? Hello?"

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poke

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poke

…..

"HOLY CRAP, YOU'RE DEAD!"

"Waa? I am not- SHIT, HELP ME I'M FALL-" CRASH

"Sieda!" Rayanna screamed, quickly sliding down the tree, and running down to her poor, befallen, pretty much retarded, friend.

"Rayanna, I have a final request." Sieda said, looking as though she was going to die.

"What is it?" Rayanna whispered, trying not to cry.

Then Sieda jumped up from Rayanna's arms and screamed, "LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"

Rayanna laughed at her friend's sad intelligence, not really caring that Sieda pulled such a stunt. She had done this at least 10 times before, so it wasn't so big a deal.

"Hey," Sieda said, "where are we?"

"I don't know. How did we get here in the first place? And look, our clothing changed!" Rayanna replied, referring to her black leather pants, her one shoulder black shirt, and a few belts and chains on her waist.

"First, I have no idea how the hell we got here, and second, I think it was your fault.
And last, but not least, our clothing has changed for the better, girl. These clothes are way more our style. Also, your hair is longer and a really, really light blond." Sieda said, looking at Rayanna's black choker on her neck, however, unlike hers, it had a jewel encrusted, gold transmutation circle.

"What the heck did I do to get us stuck here? You always blame me for everything!" Rayanna sighed, walking west.

"Hey, where are you going? Don't ignore me!" Sieda yelled, running after Rayanna.

As soon as Sieda caught up, Rayanna finally replied, " I'm looking for other people. We need help. We have no idea where we are, and we have no money or supplies. Without help, we are dead. D-E-A-D. Dead."

"Okay, okay, you emphasized the point into my thick skull. Wait, stop. Look at your leg. I think it is bleeding." Sieda stopped, bending down to examine the "wound". As soon as Sieda rolled up the black cloth however, her eyes widened.

"What is it?" Rayanna said frantically, going into panic mode.

"I think you got a tattoo on the way here. Pretty cool, too." Sieda replied.

"What?" Rayanna quickly sat down on a nearby rock, looking at the tattoo herself. She gasped. It was red alright. It was the sign of life, death, and rebirth. It was the symbol in which many tried to hide from, hating the very creatures that bore the accursed mark. It was the mistake that Humanity tried so hard to cover up and destroy.

It was….

The Ouroboros.

Rayanna fell into darkness once more.

Hours later….

"Ray? Are you up yet?" Sieda said, taking Rayanna off her back, leaning her against a tree. A slight moan came out, giving Sieda hope that she will wake up soon. She shook her friend again, and this time, Rayanna's brown eyes opened, a slight daze within them.

"You okay?" Sieda asked, her voice having a note of concern within it.

"I feel alright, I guess. I fainted, right?" She replied, sliding herself up using the tree.

"Yup. I had to carry you. You need to lose some weight." Sieda smiled, Rayanna's strong hand making almost immediate contact with her head.

"I fainted because the Ouroboros on my lower leg, right? Am I a Homunculus?" Rayanna shook her head, feeling a headache coming on.

"I don't know. Your eyes are still brown though. Homunculi have purple eyes." Sieda said, following Rayanna.

"That is weird. Perhaps we'll find out something about later." Rayanna replied, her eyes scanning the horizon, nothing in view so far.

"Look's like we may have to rough it out here….. We're gunna die….. Mom is gunna kill me when I get home cause I haven't let the dogs out in hours… Awww, man I'M GOING TO GET GROUNDED LONGER! GOD KILL ME NOW! PLEASE HAVE MERCY! IF YOU DON'T DO IT, MY MOTHER WILL!"

"And more of your stupidity comes to light; I didn't even think that was humanly possible. Let's just set up camp already." Rayanna shook her head in disbelief.

"With what? Leaves? How comfortable can that be?" Sieda said.

"We're going to sleep in the trees, collect firewood and make a fire, and sit on logs. That's what you normally do (except the 'sleeping in trees' part) when you go camping."

"Okay I have a problem with your "plan" dude, okay one sleeping in trees not gunna happen two, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO EAT! BUGS?"

"We hunt."

"Ha, ha, ha very funny. Anyways go have fun doing that. I'll um…. Do nothing. BYE!" Sieda then sat down on nearby rock.

"Lazy jerk. Alright, I'll go hunting then. Just stay here, and TRY not to get lost." Rayanna replied, jumping into a random tree, almost falling the first time.

30 min later….

"Here, you're psycho, so kill it." Rayanna said, hold a fluffy, pure snow white bunny, its sky blue eyes shining with pure ignorance, fear, and fuzzy cuteness.

Sieda had a look of pure, absolute horror, and she grasped the bunny from Rayanna as fast as she could, whispering words of consolation to the poor, frightened creature. From this… rather random act of deranged kindness, Rayanna slid away very slowly, never ever seeing her friend in this type of … somewhat calm state. However, Rayanna held much sympathy for the poor animal that was currently in Sieda's possession.

"I'll call you Sir Miss FooFooFrenchFryMcDonaldkins… because you remind me of fries and McDonald's." Sieda cooed, and, if the poor bunny had pants, they would have smelled very bad right about now.

"Um, I…Never mind, let's just keep going. I don't want you to torture any more animals. You are already being as inhumane as it is just by giving it that name." Rayanna said, walking away very slowly and breaking into a frantic run.

"Hey! Don't leave me and Sir Miss FooFooFrenchFryMcDonaldkins behind!" Sieda replied, running soon after.

After an hour so of running, the two were still at it.

"Get back here!"

"No! I'm not going to be submitted to the torture that poor bunny is going through!"

"Stop! You are going to get hurt!"

"Hurt? By who, you?"

"No, the wall."

"What are you-"

WHAM

Rayanna opened her eyes to see Sieda looming over her, with the bunny in her arms.

"We warned you." She said in a playful voice, rubbing her head against the bunny's soft fur.

Rayanna mumbled some unmentionable cusses under her breath, and she slowly got up, surprised she didn't get a concussion. Rayanna shot a quick glare at Sieda, and then took a moment to look around.

Civilization! Was the first thought to come to mind. It was similar to the suburbs, with a little more people. There were actual asphalt roads, with actual (but outdated) cars in the streets. It seemed simple and happy enough, and nothing seemed really unusual.

"We should ask where we are." Rayanna said, spotting a mother and her child at a nearby bakery, intending to ask the two where they were.

Rayanna quickly walked up to the little family, a tiny bit sorry for ruining their little family outing. "Um, Excuse me, but," the woman turned looking at her calmly, "do you know where we are?"

The woman gave a wierded out look before replying, "You are in Central, capital of Amestris…..Is something wrong?"

A/N: We haven't really written chapter 3, so there is no preveiw... It will rock though! '

BNG: It's done?

NGT: Yep. For now.

BNG: That was so freakn short!

NGT: Well, you know how slow I type. God knows you can't follow grammatical rules.

BNG: Well i practically made the whole thing up!

NGT: I added the details! I added the mystery part to it! I also gave you some ideas and made up part of the story! I'm also typing it!

BNG: Go suck a cow!

NGT: Screw You!

Catfight ensues