Yo! Here's part 2 of "Inner Angels"! (Sci-Fi music plays in the background)

Have you ever felt like life is giving you a good kick in the ass? And all of a sudden your sister is dangling you and your baby sis over a crack in the ground with wild Cerberuses…oh…sorry…I was getting ahead of myself…

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?" Kurayami screamed. Maru-sha and Chiyo were dangling from the ceiling over a crack with wild Cerberuses jumping in and out, trying to eat them. "DO YOU KNOW YOU MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER?"

"Yeah, but, we were only trying to help him!" Chiyo-Chan whined, trying to swing away from the Cerberuses.

"Listen; there are some bad things in life that should be left alone. If you fix them, they'll just become worse."

"Never thought of it that way. Now can you get us down?" Maru-sha asked, also swinging away from the Cerberuses.

"NO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE SESSHOMARU GAVE ME FRESH FLOWERS, AND MADE ME CONFESS MY TRUE FEELINGS!" Kurayami screamed, lowering them and giving the Cerberuses a better chance at eating them.

"OOOOkkkkay," Maru-sha said to Chiyo, giving her a she-is-crazy look. "I guess that's bad, for her."

"It is!" Kurayami sobbed, going into a flashback world.

(Aren't flashbacks cool?)

Kurayami was making a voodoo doll of Koga in her room until Sesshomaru came in, holding flowers behind his back. He had this eerie, white glow about him, and he was smiling! Kurayami tried hiding under her bed sheets, frightened at the sight of this, this, WIERDO.

"Dear Kurayami," He said, smiling and pulling up her bed sheets. "I have flowers for you!" He gave her a bouquet of FRESH flowers. Kurayami smacked them out of his hand. Normally, Sesshy would get mad at her and try to chop her up, but he wasn't normal, so he just tried to hug her. "Now, now. That wasn't very nice, Kurayami dear."

"I don't care, and will you stop calling me dear?" Kurayami said, pushing him away out of rage.

"Something must be bothering you, maybe I can help." He suggested.

"You can't help." She said, looking away.

"Look at me, Kurayami. I have a feeling you don't feel loved. Why don't we talk?"

Sesshy's voice didn't have any effect on Kurayami, but his eyes did. They were quiet sexy, and sexy eyes happened to be her weakness. Hours of pep talk and tons of tissues later, Kurayami poured out all her hidden feeling to that weirdo.

"I love Naraku," Kurayami sobbed, using her fiftieth piece of tissue. "But I don't know what to say to him."

"NOTHING!" Naraku said, coming from nowhere. "I heard EVERYTHING you said! I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH!"

(End flashback)

"You had to give in, huh?" Maru-sha said to Kurayami, sitting next to her.

"I could help it! He had such sexy eyes!" Kurayami sobbed. Then she stopped crying at an instant. "HEY! How did you two get down?" Maru-sha and Chiyo looked each other.

"We don't know…" They said together.

"Well, we can't just sit here!" Chiyo-chan said, "We have to get him back to his normal self!" So the three "sisters" looked for Sesshomaru, asking everyone in the house. Or tried to anyway, because the some of them were in a fetal position. Finally, they found Miroku and Inuyasha trying to snap Sesshy back to his senses. Miroku tried to amulets on him, but they didn't work because he put "odd white sticky goo" (glue) on it. Inuyasha tried trash-talking, but Sesshomaru only lectured him about his potty-mouth.

"There he his!" Kurayami hollered, pointing at Sesshomaru, "GET HIM!" Maru-sha and Chiyo-chan tackled him to the ground and dragged him to Kurayami's room, while he was knocked-out.

Sesshy woke up to see everyone upside-down and Goshinki mouth wide open.

"What is going on? Why is everyone upside-down?" he asked, looking at Goshinki.

"We're not upside-down," Kurayami said. "You are. You are hanging from the ceiling. Soon you will be given to Goshinki, as his MEAL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Umm, are you really going to feed him to Goshinki?" Kagome asked, looking worried.

"I'd loved to, but I'm not going to." Kurayami replied, wearing an evil smirk on her face, "See, this is an ancient ritual used when a demon has been controlled by the dreaded Inner Angels. Inner Angels are terrified of large monsters and giant demons, so if you dangle the victim over a monster like Goshinki here, they'll get so scared they'll have to leave. It's GENIUS!" The smart people, Sango, Maru-sha, Inutaisho, Naraku, and Miroku, understood it perfectly. Chiyo kind of understood, and everyone else was simply lost. Steadily, Kurayami lowered Sesshomaru into Goshinki's mouth. Goshinki, who was mad at Sesshy for taking his baby teeth to make Tokijin, couldn't wait to gobble him up. Then all of a sudden, Sesshomaru started shaking as if he was having a seizure, the white glow faded away, and three tiny angels came out.

"Look!" Koga said. "It's his Inner Angels!"

"Kurayami! Why can't you leave us alone?" One angel asked.

"We were only trying to help him out, but you want to try and kill us!" Said another.

"We're telling God!" The third chimed in, and the all flew up back to Heaven.

"Glad that's over." Maru-sha said, relieved.

"SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!" Sesshomaru screamed at the top of his lungs. He was still hanging from the ceiling. He was obviously back to his old bastard self again. "I COMMAND YOU ALL TO GET ME DOWN!" At that time, everyone left as if they didn't hear him, so they all left him, hanging.

I'm not sure if this one is funny, but if it was, let me know! Anyway, review at your on risk!

God: "We need to talk!"

I don't think so, You'll never take me alive!

Next chapter: Jaguar Demons from New York