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Miroku's Hand- Chapter 3

Inuyasha: So you haven't even THOUGHT of seeing if anyone else could go through?

Kagome: Umm, no.

Kagome's mom, Souta, and gramps: (Sweat drop)

Inuyasha: You really are stupid, aren't you?

Souta: YOU KNOW IT!

Kagome: Souta… (eerie silence)

Inuyasha: (whispers to Souta) She might S-I-T you!

Kagome: I can't do that to him.

Inuyasha: LUCKY LITTLE BUTT!

Souta: GASP!

Kagome: SIT BOY!

Inuyasha: (Was bending slightly over Souta) (THUMP) Ow.

Souta: (Half Dead under inu)

Kagome: Oops.

Kagome's mom: Souta. Can you hear me?

Kagome: (now holding souta's hand) Squeeze once for yes, twice for no!

Souta: …

Inuyasha: Feh! (Now sitting on couch, drinking Coke)

Gramps: Is your tail real? (Poke Prod)

Shippou: Hai, Please stop.

Inuyasha: That's what you get; they still haven't stopped for me. (Looks up to see kag's mom tugging on ears)

Kag mom: But they are so KAWAII!

Inuyasha: (Sigh) Why me?

Kagome: Cause.

Inuyasha: Who asked you?

Kagome: You did now, so-

Inuyasha: NO! NOT THE EVIL WORD OF PAIN!

Kagome: Sit.

Souta: …

Shippou: Ha-Haw

Inuyasha: Bastard.

Kagome: Inuyasha-

Shippou: THUMP!

Kagome and co.: WHUH!
Naraku: (Appears)

Everyone: GASP!

Naraku: When you sniffed the mushrooms of eternal giggle, you put a rosary on Shippou. Now whenever you, or anyone, says Inuyasha (pauses)

Shippou: THUMP!

Inuyasha: (Stifles laughter)

Shippou: (Death glare)

Naraku: He goes…He goes…He goes…

Kagome: He goes…?

Naraku: I'm creating tension! He goes…He goes…

-3 hours later-

Naraku: (On top of lungs) KABLOOEY!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

Kagome: TO THE BUNKER NOW! THE NAZIS ARE ATTACKING AGAIN!

Inuyasha: NO! THE MONEY CHOPPER PEOPLE!

Money chopper people: COME AND LET US CHOP YOUR MONEY! KUKUKUKUK!

Naraku: HEY! KUKUKU IS MY THING! NOT YOURS! DIE! FEAR MY BLEACHED BABOON FURY!

M.c.p: BWAHAHAHAHA! MONEY CHOPPERS, UNITE! (Turn into giant yen symbol laser shooting kangaroo)

Naraku: COME MY TURNIP GREENS, WE SHALL FEAST!

Everyone else: (Sweat drop)

(They fight for 3 more hours everyone else is now eating popcorn and barbecue chicken wings, like at the superbowl)

Naraku: Come my turnip greens, we have fought well, but we cannot defeat the might of the kangaroo.

Turnip greens: Awwww, why.

Naraku: We shall feast on sake mist!

Turnip greens: YAY!

Everyone else: o0()

Inuyasha: Did I hear sake mist?