This chapter is based off of the long-distance relationship between Maru-sha and Randall Flagg2000 (EXPOSED!) If your pen name is Kougaismyhomeboy, then you'll be glad to read a certain part of this story!

(WARNING!THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SPANISH WORDS!)

It was a pretty "normal" day at Kurayami's house. Kurayami finally stopped playing "Crush the crush" and started going out with Naraku, Shippo and Rin were playing "house" with Kagome and Inuyasha watching them. Koga moved in with a girl with the initials KIMH after being auctioned off to her one day as punishment for not pulling his weight around the house, Inutaisho was just hanging around, Sesshomaru was still hanging from the ceiling, and Sango kept beating Miroku for being himself. Around 12 o' clock that day, Maru-sha and Chiyo came to her house, more excited than usual.

"Oh my God!" Maru-sha said, waving a piece of paper. "He's coming, he's coming!"

"Kurayami looked annoyed, "Whose coming?" She asked.

"My pen-pal! He's a jaguar demon from New York, and he's coming to this house TODAY!" Maru-sha replied, dancing around.

"Jaguar demon? In New York? I thought that they were from South America." Kurayami said, holding up a picture of her standing next to a guy with jaguar spots on his arms and legs holing a spear. He had tribal makeup all over him and wore a long black and yellow loincloth. He was a pretty hot guy, even though Kurayami hated men in loincloth.

"He moved from Rio de Janeiro to New York. Wait, when did you go to South America?"

"I had to attend the DDAA conference held over there that year. In case you're wondering, DDAA stands for Death Dealers Assassination Association. Even the Killer Kake Company went. That's where I got Sesshomaru's birthday cake from." She now held up a brochure with a picture of a monster popping out of a cake and attacking a man in a party hat.

Killer Kake Co.

Literally killing your enemies with kindness

Since the Black Plague.

"Now I have a question for you," Kurayami added, putting the brochure away. "What's his name and WHY IS HE COMING OVER TO MY HOUSE?"

"Calm down," Maru-sha said, trying to get Sesshomaru down. "I told him to come over your house because I want him to meet everyone. His name is Alejandro José Luis Carlos Juan Gomez Gonzales Rodriguez!" Everyone just fell back.

"Does he have a nickname?" Chiyo finally chimed in.

"Yes, he prefers Alex." Maru-sha said, happily. Kurayami still didn't like the fact a Jaguar demon was coming over to her house. That meant she had to cook, straighten up, and crap like that. Besides, there was something about South American demons that might cause some controversy…

An hour later, Maru-sha, Chiyo-Chan, and Kurayami were talking about Alex, until the three dog demons bursts throw the door sniffing the air and the ground. It was a weird sight, indeed.

"What the HELL are you two doing?" Maru-sha snapped, and then realized she used profanity. "Oh no! I said a bad word! Now I'll have to wash my mouth out with soap!" And she ran to the bathroom in shame.

"What ARE you two doing?" Kurayami asked, looking at Sesshy, who was sniffing the ground.

"We caught a whiff of something." Inutaisho replied, smelling the air. "It's a certain smell. A certain smelly smell that smells…smelly." Then the three sniffing the air.

"I…" Inuyasha said, quietly.

"…Smell…" Sesshy added.

"CAT!" Inutaisho roared, finishing the sentence. Then all of a sudden, a jaguar demon dropped through the ceiling, putting a large hole in it, and landed on his feet. He had spots all over his body and had a nice smile. Luckily, he didn't wear a loincloth, but he did wear a pair of baggy black jeans and a white t-shirt. Kagome, Sango, Rin, Shippo, Naraku, Miroku, and Kirara came into the room to see what was going on.

'Pretty boy,' Kurayami thought.

"¡Hola, everyone!" He said, he had a sexy voice, but it wasn't as sexy as Sesshomaru's. "I'm Alejandro José Luis Carlos Juan Gomez Gonzales Rodriguez, but you can call me Alex!" Maru-sha's head popped out of the bathroom. She saw him and frantically rinsed the soap out of her mouth. The men, Shippo (because he was a boy) and Kurayami hated him already, but the girls, even Kirara, fell in love with him. "Which one of you muchahas is Maru-sha?"

He seemed so flirtatious, he put Miroku to shame. He went around the room asking every girl if she was Maru-sha.

"Are you Maru-sha?" He asked Kagome, who just blushed.

"I wish," She giggled. Inuyasha looked at him with fire and hate in his eyes.

"Are you Maru-sha?" Alex asked Sango next.

"No, but I would be for you." She said, blushing madly. Miroku was ready to hit Alex upside the head with his staff.

Alex went up to Chiyo-Chan. "Maru-sha?"

"Nope." She said, looking down. He went up to Rin, but she, too, said no. Then out of stupidity, he went up to Kirara and asked her.

"Mew," Kirara meowed, which probably meant "Yes, if you pretend". Kurayami looked at him angrily.

"Are you stupid, or are you stupid?" Kurayami snapped at the pretty boy. "That's a cat!"

"Ah! Then you must be Maru-sha! I imagined her to be spunky!" He said, grabbing her hands.

Kurayami and Naraku looked angry. "Are you TOUCHING ME?" Kurayami asked angrily. Naraku came up and split them apart.

"Hands off!" Naraku said to Alex, protecting Kurayami. Maru-sha ran into the room and went up to Alex, almost tripping in the process.

"Alejandro José Luis Carlos Juan Gomez Gonzales Rodriguez?" Maru-sha asked, all out of breath. Alex nodded. "I'm Maru-sha! That evil, demented child over there is Kurayami,"

"Stay away from me!" Kurayami said, hugging Naraku.

"And that little girl over there is Chiyo-Chan,"

"Hi!" Chiyo said, waving frantically.

"And I'm sure everyone else looks…familiar, right?" Alex thought about it for a moment, and then he saw Inuyasha's ears and suddenly remembered something.

"¡Ah, sí,sí ahora que veo! I thought they looked familiar! It's Inuyasha, Kagome Shippo, Sango, Miroku,"

"Not this again." Miroku sighed. "Ok! So you know who we are!"

"But we're on to you, cat-boy!" Inuyasha hissed, pointing at Alex.

Like the boys, Kurayami had a feeling this guy was pretty fishy…

hola: hi

muchachas: girls

sí: yes

Ahora que veo: Now I see

Maru-sha said that he wasn't her boyfriend, but I don't believe her. But I do believe he's kind of...suspicious... (shifty-eyes) And NO! I'M NOT JEALOUS! Just lonely TT...Review if you dare!

Next chapter: Moon and Aunt Sun