Disclaimer: I still don't own it, yet. Fear the turnip greens!
Miroku's Hand- Chapter 4
Inuyasha: I WANT SAKE!
Kagome: Oi.
Shippou: What's sake?
Kagome: Well, it-
Inuyasha: ITSTHEBESTTHINGINTHEWORLDTHESMELLTASTEEVERYTHINGALLSOGOOD!
Shippou: o0()
Kagome: Yeah, what he said.
Mom: YOUNG LADY! AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THIS?
Kagome: You don't disagree with a demon. Full or not.
Mom: Why not, does he hurt you? (Death glare to inu)
Kagome: MOTHER! NO! He just has his "moments"
Inuyasha: (Sniffs the air) RAMEN!
Kagome and co.: o0()
Inuyasha: (Now trying to figure out how to pick up the boiling water, Kagome never taught him that) DAMN IT!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: (Gets sat, landing on the pot, causing it to pour all over his head)
Everyone else: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Inuyasha: Wench. You're gonna pay! (Grabs glass of water, chases Kagome, then pours all over her)
Kagome: You evil, vile, retched little beast!
Inuyasha: Kagome, I'm hurt. (Sarcastically)
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: Thump
Souta: …
Inuyasha: (Runs away from Kagome) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Runs into candy/cookie shelf) What's this?
Kagome: Not my POCKY!
Inuyasha: pocky? (Tastes) POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCKKKKKY! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE POOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: is this one of his "moments"?
Kagome: sadly.
Inuyasha: (Panting. Face covered in chocolate and cookie bits. Deranged look in his eyes.) NEED MORE POCKY.
Kagome: Erm, I'm just gonna go and jump off a cliff now.
Inuyasha: DON'T YOU MEAN GET MORE POCKY!
Kagome: Yea, Yea! Umm, milk, almond, original, what flavor?
Inuyasha: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!
Kagome: (Backs out of room)
Mom: Want some ramen?
Inuyasha: Yes please Mrs. Higurashi!
Mom: My, you're polite now.
Inuyasha: Your unpleasant comment, madam, takes me aback.
Mom: Chicken flavor?
Inuyasha: Yes madam, it is my favorite of the flavors. Please if you would be so kind as to make me two?
Mom: sure.
Inuyasha: three?
Mom: sure
Inuyasha: The ramen factory?
Mom: maybe not that much.
Inuyasha: I WANT MY FRICKIN' RAMEN NOW!
Mom: AIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Souta: …
Inuyasha: HAND OVER ALL OF YOUR RIGHT SOCKS OR THE MICROWAVE GETS IT!
Mom: okaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Inuyasha: NOW!
Mom: (Gets all socks off everyone's right foot) Here!
Inuyasha: Why, milady, have you brought me such a gift as under garments?
Mom: they're socks, like you asked.
Inuyasha: please remove them from my presence.
Mom: yes, fine.
Inuyasha: I WANT THE SOCKS! OR THE MICROWAVE GETS IT!
Kagome: (comes in with a box of pocky)
Inuyasha: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYY!
Kagome: mom, has he been trouble?
Mom: no dear.
Kagome: c'mon Inuyasha, lets go back. I got the camera.
Inuyasha: Feh. Fine.
Kagome: bye mom!
Mom: bye dear!
Kagome: bye Souta.
Souta: …
Kagome and Inuyasha: (Jump down the well)
Kagome: We're BACK!
Inuyasha: wtf?