Alex was the new conversation topic among them. The girls would talk about how hot he is with his nice hair and how his spots make him look sexy. The boys and Kurayami would talk about how he thinks he's so sexy with his mega long name and how his spots look like he has some kind of exotic STD. Alex would usually come over Kurayami's house with Maru-sha, flirting like a mad-man. But one day, he made a request that just blew everyone's mind.

"I would like to stay over your house, Kurayami." Alex said to her. Her along with the boys gave him an evil glare, while everyone one else had hearts in her eyes.

"What's wrong with Maru-sha's?" Kurayami asked angrily, cracking her knuckles.

"It is muy pequeño, and I need space."

"You NEED to go back to New York, cat-boy!" Inuyasha snarled at him.

"Inuyasha, SIT!" Kagome hollered. Inuyasha dropped to the floor head first. Then she turned to Alex and bowed before him. "I'm so sorry! You must forgive him! Inuyasha, say sorry!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"YES!

"NO-wait! ARRRGH!" Inuyasha growled in defeat. "Ok! I'm sorry! But I don't mean it."

"B-but, don't you want to live with me?" Maru-sha sobbed, dropping to the floor dramatically with Shippo playing a sad song on the violin. "D-d-don't you like me?"

Alex smiled at her. "Of course I do! I love all my amigos!" He said, taking her hand and giving her a hug. Sango, Kagome, and Rin went up to him and gave him a hug, with Kirara nuzzling his leg. "Come one my friends," Alex called out to the rest. "Join us in our 'Group Hug of Friendship'!"

It doesn't take long for Kurayami to retaliate. "Come on boys," She said, pounding her fist on the palm of her hand, "Join me in my 'Group Mug of Hatred for Flirtatious Jaguar Demons'!" The boys, even Inutaisho, pulled of Kirara and the girls away and grabbed Alex. They got some rope and tied him up and took him outside.

Outside, they put him on a large wooden stake. The girls, crying their eyes out for Alex, tried to stop them before they did something really harmful.

"Miroku! Don't hurt him! I LOVE HIM!" Sango pleaded.

"If you hurt him, I shoot you!" Rin yelled at Shippo.

"Kurayami! Why can't you be happy for me?" Maru-sha cried.

"He over-stayed his welcome!" Kurayami screamed in anger, taking out a box of matches. "Say bye-bye, Alejandro José Luis Carlos Juan Gomez Gonzales Rodriguez!"

The boys gathered around him and started chanting. "Burn him! Burn him! Burn him! Burn him!"

"NO WAIT!" Kagome hollered. Kurayami opened the box of matches.

"Burn him! Burn him! Burn him! Burn him!"

"Don't burn him!" Sango pleaded. She took out a match and closed the box.

"Burn him! Burn him! Burn him! Burn him!"

"Stop it, Kurayami!" Rin cried. Kurayami lit the match with a lighter.

"Burn him! Burn him! Burn him! Burn him!"

NOOOOOOOOO!" Maru-sha wailed. Kurayami threw the lit match at Alex and he burst into flames. That was the end of Alejandro José Luis Carlos Juan Gomez Gonzales Rodriguez.

While the boys rejoiced and lifted Kurayami up into the air like some kind of hero, the girls began to have a confused look in the eyes.

"W-wha?" Kagome said, dazed. "What happened?"

"My head's all fuzzy!" Rin said, holding her head.

"You too?" Sango asked her. Maru-sha looked at the ashes on the lawn.

"What's going on, Kurayami?" She said. "I remember Alex coming over to your house and everything else was a blur."

"You don't remember?" Inuyasha said, looking at them confused. "You guys were all over him!"

"They were brainwashed," Inutaisho said to his youngest son. "Jaguar demons are one of those demons that give out these weird charm waves when they speak. Like you're brother, Sesshomaru."

"Exactly! And in order to take the victims out of their charm is to kill the charmer." Kurayami chimed in. Maru-sha started to cry. "Sorry, Maru-sha, but I guarantee you there will be someone out there for you. I don't know where you would find that person but I know they're out there." Kurayami said, pointing to the sky.

(The next day)

"OH MY GOD!" Maru-sha said to Kurayami, waving another letter. "My pen-pal Tristan Jacques Pierre Jean François Nicolas Leon is coming from Paris to meet everyone and he's a gargoyle!"

Everyone shared the same thought about this: 'Not another one…'

muy pequeño: very small

Such a hopeless romantic. That's the end of Alex, people, I'm not doing one of Tristan Jacques etcetera! Those pretty-boys creep me out! Review please...or Die!