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Miroku's Hand- Chapter 5
Inuyasha: Oh. My. Frikkin'. God.
Kagome: MY EYES! AAAH! THEY BURN!
Jakken: (rapping in gangsta clothes) A grunge hamster becomes more mature and accompanied by a lobster of revenge! Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Sango and Miroku are lying on the ground kinda foaming at the mouth)
Jakken: Escape from the sinking! Do you see what I mean! Freedom beats the kingdom! And I saw you in my dream! OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Inuyasha is now banging his head on a nearby tree, making a dent in it)
Inuyasha: MAKE (BAM) IT (BAM) STOP!(BAM) AAAAAAAAAAAH!(BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM)
Kagome: I guess it's time to…KARAOKE! WOOHOO!
-Random singing-
Jakken: No more sing-sing? But I like sing-sing!
Fluffy: Jakken, come on. You can sing after we get to the lake. I might join you. Okay? Buddy?
Jakken: Okay, Sesshy-sama.
Fluffy: And we can't forget our mushroom. Okay, little buddy?
Jakken: Can I sleep in your fluffy?
Fluffy: Only if you can get in there, I store my makeup there.
Jakken: Dress up! Wee!
Inuyasha: O-kaay. I'm a little freaked out.
Kagome: Wha? I must have been lost in happy thoughts, no wonder there aren't naked photos of you that I took while you were coming out of the hot spring last week. Oh, oh shit.
Inuyasha: O-kaay. WAIT! WHAT NAKED PICTURES! LET ME SEE!
Kagome: I guess. (Rummages through pack and finds the pictures.)
Inuyasha: (Looks at them) These are just like the ones I took while at your time! Oops.
Kagome: (Blush) I'm flattered, yet somewhat disturbed.
Inuyasha: I'm confused.
Kagome: Figures.
Inuyasha: Feh.
Kagome: where's Shippou?
Inuyasha: I dunno, last time I saw the runt he went up to your room.
Kagome's time-
Shippou: HELP ME! I FELL IN THE POT THINGY! IM ALL WET! MY TAIL'S STUCK! HELP ME! (Sob sob sob)
Feudal era-
Inuyasha: oh well, the runt must be asleep.
Kagome: What should we do about Miroku and Sango?
Inuyasha: Leave them be, I just gotta do something real quick. (Places them in a perverted position) There.
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Not the evil word of pain!
Kagome: I can't wait to see their faces!
Inuyasha: Me neither!