Today is Parents' Day, a day where you are forced to appreciate your parents, whether you like it or not.

"HAPPY PARENTS' DAY!" Inuyasha and Sesshomaru screamed at their father, Inutaisho. The presented him with a big cake and a sea of presents. Inutaisho just jumped in the sea of presents and started swimming. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru dived in after him. And the three shared a big laugh and hugged each other lovingly. It was the best Parents' Day Inutaisho had ever had…A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.

"Yes that was the best Parents' Day ever," Inutaisho said, looking at the old pictures. "It was the only time you boys actually stopped being mean to each other. Makes me wish that this day doesn't come only once a year." Inuyasha and Sesshomaru just stared at each other menacingly with sparks shooting out from their eyes. Inutaisho just looked at his sons in shame. "What am I going to do with you boys?" He sighed.

Kurayami happened to be with them at the time, they were at a nice little hotel with a nice little pond filled with nice little koi in a nice little place in Japan.

Yes, Japan. They all decided to go live in Japan because America was just too weird, too foreign, and too boring. How did they get there? That's another story…

"Don't worry about that. They just don't want to ruin Parents' Day for you with their constant bad vibes. You deserve it." Kurayami said, looking at the koi.

Inutaisho looked at her, a bit confused. "Aren't you going to celebrate Parent's Day with your family?" Kurayami took a bottle of rat poisoning and poured it into the lake. The koi died one by one.

"I will, but not with my parents."

"What does that mean?"

"Meh…don't worry about it." She scoffed, looking at the fish she killed.

The four went back inside the hotel at saw the rest of the men gazing and drooling at something. Sango, Kagome, Rin, Maru-sha and Chiyo looked at them annoyed. Kurayami was afraid that they might start drooling a pool of drool again.

"What's going on?" Inuyasha asked. The men pointed to a woman that was sitting on a cushion on the floor.

"Pretty lady," Miroku sighed, still staring at her.

"So HOT!" Shippo said, also staring hard.

"Too old for you…" Rin said, smacking Shippo upside the head.

The lady had fire red hair that was up in a high ponytail and violet-red eyes. She wore a pure white lab-coat and high heels. She looked like a nice lady…but that's not what the men saw her as…

The mysterious lady got up and introduced herself. "Sorry for not introducing myself earlier. I'm Professor Sun. Sun's my first name. I'm looking for someone." The men crowded around her.

"I hope you're looking for me!" Sesshomaru sighed, with hearts in his eyes.

"She doesn't want a weirdo like you!" Inuyasha growled, pushing him away. "She obviously wants me! No one can resist these ears!" Inuyasha pointed at his doggy-ears.

Kagome looked pissed. "SIT BOY!" She hollered. Inuyasha slammed into the ground.

"Control your hormones, you insignificant peons!" Kurayami scolded the boys, who just whimpered and walked away. Kurayami quickly changed from her I-am-going-to-kill-you-all mood to a more pleasant mood. "Hello Aunt Sun." she greeted the lady.

"AUNT SUN?" Everyone said, surprised.

"Yes," Sun said. "I'm her aunt, but I'm here to—"

"WATCH ME CELEBRATE PARENTS' DAY!" A woman's voice said. Everyone turned from the pretty red-head to a prettier blue-haired lady. Unlike Sun, she hardly wore any clothes at all.

"Oh great, it's you, ma." Kurayami said, angrily. The blue-haired lady smiled at her.

"MOM?" Everyone gasped.

"That's it!" Maru-sha hollered in annoyance. "Kurayami, what is going on here?"

Kurayami sighed and took a deep breath. Calmly, she tried to explain everything. "Okay," She sighed. "I was going to throw a Parents' Day celebration for my aunt because I hate my mom's guts. But seeing that my mom found out that I wasn't going to do shit for her…"

"You make my cry!" Moon said, tearing up. "Why do you prefer your auntie over me?"

"Because, Aunt Sun has self-control, caring, doesn't bounce from guy to guy, she knows how to fight, she's not a damn crybaby, and she's a wiz at calculus."

"B-b-but…WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Moon cried her eyes out. "MY BABY DOESN'T LOVE ME! I'M SO MISERABLE!" Then Moon laid her golden eyes on Inutaisho, and quickly fell in love.

"Oooooo! Hellooooo, GORGEOUS!" She said, getting closer to him and flirting away. "I remember you! I always had a thing for lords!" Kurayami stepped in and pulled her flirtatious mother away.

"Ma! Back away from the really cool father figure! He doesn't want you!" Kurayami snapped, trying to pull her slut mother away. But her mother wouldn't budge.

"Oh, hush child!" Her mother said, rubbing herself against Inutaisho, who was undoubtedly freaked out. "He knows he can't resist me for long! I know I can't resist him!"

Aunt Sun chimed in after being silent for a few minutes. "But you've been with over 2,000,000,000 men in a two-year period! You're still not satisfied?"

"Of course not! Have you forgotten who we are? We're succubae! It's in our blood!"

"Well, it's not in mine."

"Nor mine." Kurayami said, finally pulling her mother away successfully. "Now you know why I don't like you! You're a crybaby and a whore. And the horrible thing is you tried to make me and my billions of sisters be just like you. That's why I ran away from you to live with Aunt Sun."

Moon started to tear up again. "I guess that means I should go home now. No Parents' Day party for me." In shame, she walked away with her head down. Crying. Kurayami and Aunt Sun started to feel sorry for her.

"But I guess we can still celebrate Parent's Da—"

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Moon cried, jumping her daughter and hugging her tightly.

(An hour later)

"HAPPY PARENTS' DAY!" Everyone cheered. Inutaisho, Moon, and Aunt Sun were sitting together, eating cake and opening presents. Moon was still trying to flirt with Inutaisho, but Inutaisho was too busy enjoying his huge slice of cake and looking at Aunt Sun. Aunt Sun watched Kurayami beat up Sesshomaru with a baguette and laughed. She promised Kurayami that she'll visit very often, which was okay by her.

"You can come anytime you want!" Kurayami said, smashing some cake into Naraku's face. "Just don't bring her next time!" She pointed to her mom, who was now opening her presents like an excited four year-old.

And that concludes this chapter. What's the moral? There is no moral, stupid! HAPPY PARENTS' DAY!

Okay, Parents' day does not exist, unless you want it to be...

Next Chapter: We're moving to Japan! (One big Flashback!)