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Miroku's Hand- Chapter 6

-Modern era-

Slosh, slosh, sob

Kagome's Mom- Looking upstairs What's that noise?

Shippou- I'M STARTING TO PRUNE! Sob, sob

-Feudal era-

Sango- Uhn… Wakes up What happened? Grabs head

Miroku- Wakes up and sees his position WHAT THE FLIP! I got lucky with SANGO AND I DON'T REMEMBER IT! Sob

Sango- Jumps up Say WHAT!

-Inuyasha and Kagome are off in a corner giggling-

Miroku- Fetal position Whyyyyyyyyy!

Sango- What in the seven hells would make me do that? Wait… I'm still in my clothes… KAGOME!

-Kagome and Inuyasha regain their composure, walking innocently into the camp-

Kagome- Hey guys! Gives Miroku and Sango a quizzical look Why are you both blushing…?

Inuyasha- Smug look Yeah, did something happen while we were away? Wink, wink

Sango- Kagome! Can I talk to you for a minute? Looks at Miroku and Inuyasha ALONE?

Kagome- Nervously Ehehehe, s-sure…

Sango- Drags Kagome into the forest

-With Miroku and Inuyasha-

Miroku- Why?

Inuyasha- Why what?

Miroku- Why did you get me SO drunk I'd cough Sango?

Inuyasha- I did WHAT?

Miroku- I know you did, and that's why I challenge you to a… DUEL! Pulls out Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards

Inuyasha- Haha! So that's the way you like it, huh? Pulls out cards I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, MONGOOSE LORD!

-With Kagome and Sango-

Kagome- Pulls away from Sango's doom-grasp WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Sango- I know what you did last summer!

Kagome- GASP! No!

Sango- It was you in the library with the WANNA FANTA? DO YA WANNA? WANNA FANTA?

Kagome- Bu-but, HOW! How did you know I wanted a Fanta?

Sango- Like I've said before, I'm psycho.

Kagome- Oh, yeah! Back in chapter two!

Sango- SHUSH! Grabs Kagome, covering her mouth Remember! We're not SUPPOSED to know we're in a fanfic! It's a hushie!

Kagome- Oh yeah! My bad. I guess I won't be needing this script then. Whips out script, lighting it on fire

Sango- Uh-Oh… You did NOT just do that.

Kagome- What's gonna happen? A special appearance by some other anime character?

Sango- GASP! How did you know?

Kagome- Know what?

Sango- THE CURSE OF THE CROSSOVER!

Kagome- It's happened to me a lot!

Sango- Really?

Kagome- Yep, it should appear right about…