"So, how do you like our new house?" Kurayami asked, standing in front of it. The three-story house was marvelous; it was like Tenchi's house, maybe better. On the outside, there was a large pond with a bridge over it, a shrine, and a small waterfall. On the inside, there were fifteen bedrooms, ten bathrooms, a large kitchen, a dining room, and a large living room.
"We LOVE IT!" Sango and Kagome squealed, blushing for some reason.
"It's so big!" Shippo said, running around the house.
"And soo pretty!" Rin added, running around the house also.
"Not bad, Kurayami," Inuyasha said, "but I want my own room!"
"Hmph," Sesshomaru scoffed, arms folded. "This house is not worthy of my stature" Kurayami had no idea what he was saying, but it sounded like he didn't appreciate what she done for him.
Inutaisho just punched his self-centered son in the back of the head in disgust. "Spoiled brat…" He said to himself. "Don't worry about him; all that matters is that everyone else likes it. I know I do!"
"Good!" Kurayami said, kicking Sesshy on his side.
"Ow!" Sesshomaru said, rolling over on the ground.
"Kurayami, are you sure you bought this with your own money?" Maru-sha asked, looking at Chiyo jump into the pond and swimming with the koi. A dream cloud popped out of Kurayami's head as she looked up as the sky as if her answer was up there.
"Hey, a dream cloud movie!" Rin said, looking at Kurayami's cloud.
"Now how did I do that?" Kurayami wondered out loud.
"Who cares? Let's watch the show!" And everyone gathered around Kurayami and sat on the floor of the living room, passing around popcorn, drinking soda, and munching on theater-sized candy.
(In Kurayami's Dream Cloud)
Kurayami was at her parents' house in Hell. Her father, Satan and her mother, Moon were busy making out on the large golden throne in the throne room. Kurayami sneaked passed the couple and walked up the staircase. She ran through the "never-ending hallway" (which is only 7ft long) and came to a scary-looking vault with an eerie red glow about it and a skull on the door.
Kurayami just blasted the vault door with a fire-red energy blast, bringing the door down with a crash. From downstairs, she heard her parents stir from their make-out session.
"What the fuck?" Satan said, "I think I heard the vault door!"
"Moon said sternly, "Oh shut up and keep kissing me, you fool."
"M'kay!" And the resumed kissing.
Kurayami shook her head as she walked inside the vault. Inside, there was the most valuable item in the world, the one thing that every country would go to war over, the beautiful, the most precious, grade A…CINNAMON! She filled thousands of bags of cinnamon and snuck out the house.
She went back to Japan and sold the cinnamon for a million a bag to the Prime Minister, and that's how she got the money.
(End!)
"Cinnamon!" Inuyasha said, dumbfounded.
"Humans are stupid…"Sesshomaru concluded.
"It doesn't matter, we have a house now." Kurayami said to the brothers, "Now, come with me to go furniture shopping!"
And they all went on a shopping spree with the cinnamon money. But that's just the beginning…
