The Yasuki Furniture Store was known to have the biggest selection of furniture in all of Japan, but that's because it's the only furniture store in Japan. The gang all went to the furniture store, looking around in amazement. None of them has seen so many beds, couches, or toilets in their life.

"Okay," Kurayami said, looking at a huge list. It was so long it almost went out the door. "First, we need to find beds." Everyone was just looking up, there were so many floors it seem endless. But one thing's for sure, it wasn't on the floor they were on. That was the bathroom floor.

"Uh, this really big directory-thing says the beds are on the 100th floor!" Inuyasha said, reading the really big directory.

"Let's take the elevator." Kagome suggested. They all crammed into the tiny elevator and went up. Minutes upgraded to hours as they went up, and, up, and, up, and…ya know…

Finally, they reached the 100th floor, which was literally in outer space! Everyone gaped at the large window with showed outside. The got a good view of Mars and the Asteroid Belt.

"WELCOME TO JUST BEDS!" a saleswoman yelled cheerfully. She had dark brown hair and was very pretty, but she had horns on side of her head, and a long, wiry tail. "My name is Cynthia, and if you have any questions, ask me!"

Despite her perkiness, everyone just looked at her funny, because her name tag clearly said her name was "CHOCOLATE".

"Chocolate, you work here?" Kurayami asked her, but she was pretty busy flirting with Sesshomaru, who just wondered who would name their child Chocolate.

"Of course I do!" Chocolate said, hugging Sesshy literally to death. "Mommy said I need to get a job, and getting a night job on the corner or in a strip club like everyone can be too tiring."

"Wait, you know her?" Sango asked.

"Of course, she my…ugh…my sister." Kurayami sighed, disgusted.

"Number 1,275 to be exact! Now, let show you some beds!"

Chocolate showed everyone the finest beds available. Cribs, daybeds, bunks, beds with odd spiked metal mattresses, stuff like that. Everyone had found their perfect bed in a matter of minutes:

Kagome picked out a white bed with pink ribbons designed on it and hot pink sheets that had light pink fur on the edges (such an eyesore).

Miroku had his eyes on a really big cherry wood bed with purple sheets (who knows why he needs such a large bed).

Sango also found a cherry wood bed, except it wasn't so big and she had pink sheets with flowers sewn on it in red (that's nice).

Shippo and Rin had a white bunk bed with green leaf-print sheets for Shippo and yellow bunny-print sheets for Rin (that's cute).

Maru-sha picked out a white bed with blue sheets that have her name monogrammed on it (princess).

Chiyo found a pink bed with white and red stripes on them (that's nice too, I guess).

Naraku picked out a black bed with purple sheets (hahahaha)

And Kurayami found a black bed with black sheets with a giant red skull and roses in the middle on one sheet (I rock).

Now Inutaisho, Inuyasha, and Inutaisho's spoiled rotten son, Sesshomaru had trouble finding the perfect bed. Why? Because they were COLOR BLINDEverything they saw, Chocolate, the beds, the sheets, were in black, white, or grey. But they didn't want people to know that, so they just pointed at random beds and misinterpreting the colors.

"I like that red bed over there." Inuyasha said, pointing to a yellow bed.

"That orange bed is ok." Sesshy said, looking at the bluebed.

"You're color blind, aren't you?" Chocolate asked, looking at the family of canine youkai, and one hanyou.

"No! We are not color blind!" Inutaisho lied. He is such a bad liar.

"Oh yeah?" Chiyo chimed in. She pointed to a pink bed. "What is that?"

"A burgundy bed." Inutaisho said.

"Mmm, what is that?" Maru-sha asked, joining in the joke and pointing to a brown and black bed.

"A blue and white bed!" Inuyasha said annoyed.

"What is this?" Naraku asked, putting up the middle finger.

"Not nice…" Sesshomaru said coldly. Everyone just laughed and picked something out for them and for what was to be the guest bedrooms in the house.

(8 hours, 300 floors, and over a thousand items later)

Kurayami ordered everything to be delivered to the house and to be set up before they get home. Kurayami spent over two million yen in one day for them…or at least that's what she was supposed to spend.

"Now little sis," Chocolate said, obviously stalking them because of Sesshomaru, "The total comes to 3,000,500 yen for all the beds, toilets, couches, pet furniture, paintings, lamps, etcetera plus shipping, handling and installation and setup."

Everyone fell back in shock. Kurayami just calmly started digging through her purse. Naraku popped up from behind her and asked, "Are you sure you have that kind of money, dear?"

Kurayami pulled a bag of who-knows-what and gave it to Chocolate. "Maybe, maybe." She gave him a wink, and he quickly took the hint. "Here sis, 3,000,500 yen, in cinnamon."

"Oh boy! Cinnamon!" Chocolate squealed. She shook the bag and then everyone heard a faint ticking noise.

"Okay! Thanks for everything sis! Gotta go! Bye!" Kurayami said quickly, rushing everyone out the door. Everyone was only two yards away from the Yasuki Furniture Store when the whole thing blew up! They watched it crash down to the ground with a cloud of dirt surrounding the scene.

"Kurayami! Did you just bomb the whole store?" Inutaisho asked, still staring at the dust cloud.

Kurayami gave him a tiny hint of a smile. "Maybe, maybe."