Sesshomaru raided the fridge for the tenth time today. He just sat in front of it, eating the last bit of ham, uncooked ramen, half a head of uncooked cabbage, and strawberry jam straight from the jar. Thanks to him, it's becoming harder to find food in the fridge, in the freezer, or in cupboards in-between trips to the grocery store. As soon as our Sesshy was about to eat butter alone, Maru-sha caught him.

"So, you're the mystery pig in this house!" She joked. Sesshy just stared at her with an ice-cream scoopful of butter in his hand. "Heh, I never thought you would gorge yourself. What ever happened to watching your figure?" She looked at his waistline. It was bigger than she remembered, and he has a gut.

"Hey! I'm not gorging myself!" He cried, stuffing his face with butter, "I'm just trying to make sure I eat all of my daily nutritional servings so I can be healthy!"

"By eating butter? And syrup straight? Raw eggs?"

Sesshomaru started to tear up and cry. He got up from the fridge and ran upstairs to his room. Oddly enough, as he ran, the floor started to shake, really hard. Kurayami came into the kitchen after almost falling down the stairs from the seismic activity.

"Is there an earthquake?" She asked Maru-sha, who was looking into the tub of butter to see if there was any butter left. Maru-sha just shook her head and told her Sesshy was the one who was depriving everyone of a good, filling meal.

"That's not like him; you think he's stressed out? Maybe it's because he has no girlfriend…"

"WHAT? NO GIRLFRIEND? I think it's because of YOU, you meanie!"

"Oh, hush. He'll get over it. Fat-ass, I mean, Sesshomaru, is strong. But not in the head, though."

Maru-sha sweat dropped, not know she actually did that. "Emotionally, he's not."

"Same thing."

(Later that night)

"I'm tired of pizza!" Rin whined, looking at her slice of cheese pizza and crying. Everyone sat around the dinner table on their cushions and ate pizza for the 7th time in a row. Like Rin, everyone was tired of it.

"So are we," Inuyasha snarled, eating his pizza like beef jerky, "Unless fat-ass over there stops getting his grub on, we have to eat take out." He pointed to Sesshomaru, who just sat there quietly, nibbling on his pizza, tearing up a little.

"Inuyasha, hush!" Inutaisho scolded, with his mouth full. "Your brother is going through some tough times and is trying to drown it out with food. You must be nicer to him."

Kurayami looked at Inutaisho like he was crazy. "Why? He needs to grow up! He needs to toughen up and learn to take the fat jokes! I'm two hundred pounds myself, and I learned not to worry about what other people say about the way I look. He needs to do the same." All of a sudden, poor Sesshomaru stopped eating a ran upstairs to his room, bawling.

Miroku sighed and said, "You should say sorry to him at least, Kurayami. You are the one who led him to this."

"It's not that easy." Kurayami said under her breath. "If I do anything sincere, even fake it, this disguise spell will be broken forever and they'll all know the real me." She sighed and looked up at ceiling. Right above her head, she and everyone else heard Sesshomaru bawling. "WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I'M FAT! I'M FAT! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He cried.

"He'll get over it." Kurayami said emotionlessly.

Sesshomaru never came out of his room after that night. He stayed in his room, crying mumbling to himself that he was fat. It went on for weeks. Kurayami started to actually feel sorry for him. One day, when no one was around, she went up to Sesshy's room. She saw him, rocking back in forth in a fetal position on his bed. His sheets were drenched in tears. Kurayami mustered up some courage and said she was sorry. SINCERELY sorry. She even gave him a hug!

(The next day)

Everyone finally had a decent meal that morning. For breakfast everyone had rice cakes and eggs, and even pancakes. Sesshomaru finally came downstairs happy and wanted to get a nutritionist. Everyone was happy for him except for Inuyasha and Naraku, who still kept calling him a fat-ass. Then Chiyo suddenly realized Kurayami wasn't downstairs yet.

"Hey, where's Kurayami?" Chiyo asked. No one knew except for Sesshy, but he didn't tell. At that time, a mysterious-yet-beautiful lady with white hair, blood red eyes, a long wiry tail, and bat wings came down the stairs slowly. Almost everyone stared at her, wondering who she was and why she was in their house.

"Who the hell are you?" Inuyasha asked rudely, blushing slightly.

The lady showed no emotion but anger. "I'm Kurayami."

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