Note 1: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is a copyrighted 1964-2006 by the Estate of Ronald Dahl. "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" is copyrighted 1971-2006 by Quaker Oats Company and Warner Bros. Studio." "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is copyrighted 2005-2007 by Warner Bros. Studios. All rights served.

Note 2: You may think I want a little Wonka in the head with all those copyrights in Note 1, but to tell the truth—I'm fine. The first one is for Ronald Dahl's book. The second is for Gene Wilder's version of the movie. The third one is for Johnny Deep/Tim Burton's version.

Note 3: They some different with the special workers and Wonka himself. Let's just say Wonka is a merger of the book, Gene Wilder's version, Johnny Deep's version, and some of my own ideas. As for the workers, let's just say there is I'm going out on one very strange limb.

"Kisa"

A "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" Factory

By Dr. Thinker

Part 1 – "Kisa"

I'm a human…more like a humanoid. I have a body, a head, two arms and two legs, but they are two differences between me and me. The second one is that I'm green skinned. The first one is that I'm big as my boss's, William Wonka, big toe.

Who's William Wonka? Where have you been in ancient cave? William Wonka is famous around the world! His nickname is Willy Wonka. With help of my race, the Loopains, he makes the most wonderful candy. Either, Wonka is either dressed in a red hat, purple coat, XXXXXXXL blue shirt, baggy pants, loafers or a red kimono under a lab coat. He's pretty good—and left has been a lot better since we left our late planet, Loopara.

We had many nasty monstrous—we are scare even to mention any of them. Our race was dying on that planet. Our favorite food is the coca bean. You were lucky if you could find three or four coca bean on our old planet. Wonka founded one of our non-Loopains landing sights in deep in the Africa rainforest. As Wonka and everyone else know, the coca bean is the major ingredient in chocolate bars. In our language, he told us about his office of paying us in coca beans. It was a deal made in the coca bean factory in the sky. By using our space transporter, we transported ourselves and our technology to Wonka's factory.

After a while, Wonka told us his life story. Wonka was an orphanage at was left at the steps of one. When he was 10 years old, the friendly mistress of told him of a dying woman that left him behind a necklace that smelled of coca bean, he decide to jump head first into the candy business. He was clever and friendly—even his human worker liked him. His successes annoyed three powerful people—all of them candy makers themselves: Mr. Steve Slugworth, Mrs. Fredericka Fickelgrub, and Mr. Peter Prodnose. They started sending in the spies. There were successfully in stealing the recipes and give them to their bosses. Wonka was worried—so he closed the factory. He was on the way—by boat—to the Pope—to see if he would the High Maker—would allow him to go to each of his rival's factory and wreck their factory—as a bit of revenge—but he took the wrong boat to South Africa—and found us.

Right now, I was travel on a small elevator that is similar to Wonka's private glass elevator. Unlike the glass elevator, it didn't have any button, all you been to do is stated a room, and you almost there. Like the glass elevator, it can anyway you can think off. The room I'm heading—under the boss's order is the Press Room. The Press Room is where we write and film anything that deals with Wonka's candies.

The boss was dressed in his kimono with his lab top over it.

Wonka stated, "Hi, Kisa, can you put me on public speaker for the entire factory!"

Another Loopain stated, "Do you want the outside world to here it?"

Wonka replied, "Not yet, but they going to get the news tomorrow—when the contest starts. We don't want cheaters do we now, Rummy."

Rummy stated, "No sir. Too many cheats spoilers the coca beans. Ok! So what's up in the gray matter, boss?"

Wonka stated, "All in good time."

After Rummy's co-workers have the set to cover the entire factory with out the outside line off. Wonka stated though the public sneaker, "Greetings, my little friends, this is your giant friends, saying good morning to you all! Recently, you may be wondering what I been thinking, since my I discovered my gray hair. I doing a contest to an heir to the factory—a kid, so you won't have worry about adults. No offence, but adult will just do it things his or her way, but I teach a kid how to things my way. If you wondering if you going to need to hop in those robots and use those fake human skins we created to fool those stupid health people, you won't need them for this contest. Last time, while all of your sleeping, Lyara and I took five unwrapped candy bars—and placed golden tickets on them—and turned the packaging room. The contest centers on these five golden tickets. Those five golden ticket winners will be the only ones allow entering the factory. Though, they don't know it—the surprise prize is my factory! Have a good day! Tell Visin in the T.V. Room to check out the news once in a great while."

My mind was racing. Wonka is going to let see other humans. This got to a joke. But I know where Lyara worked. She was one of the Juicing Room workers. That room had gotten a lot of use late, Wonka had invented a new three-course meal gumming gum—but they was a problem. Every Loopain that tested this gum, turned into a blueberry. Thought, they got the juice out of them in that room, some of the Loopains are blue—but heck—back in when Loopara was in it's prime—some of the Loopains were orange or purple—but they were still Loopains. I used my elevator to go to the Juicing Room. I founded Lyara, who told me that Wonka wasn't kidding. I was nervous as a kindergarten on his first day of school. This idea got me thinking of a new candy: Marshmallow Butteries in a Candy Stomach.

Author Notes

In Note 3, I stated I'm going out on a very strange limb here, so I turned the Ooma-Loompains into aliens. I hope you don't mind.