It was a "normal" day in the house. Everyone was acting suspicious; at least, that's what the nosey-ass neighbors think. Sesshy was eating healthier, and Naraku had to go to the hospital from extreme blood loss.

Because he had constant nosebleeds after seeing the real Kurayami.

Chiyo also came out of the closet revealing her true self, also. She was much lighter, had red hair and was much taller. Chiyo said she was a fox demon.

One fine Monday, Chiyo came in with a bunch of mail in her hand.

"MAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! MAILEY, MAILEY, MAIL, MAIL!" She hollered. Everyone stopped what they were doing to circle Chiyo, hoping there was mail for them. "Let's see, bills, bills, bills, coupons, bills, and a letter from the DDAA—"

"Gimme dat," Kurayami said, snatching the letter from her hand.

"Magazines, hey! A letter from Koga!"

Inuyasha turned his back to Chiyo. "Feh, I don't care what it says." Kagome took the letter from Chiyo and started reading it.

"Dear Kagome and everyone else,

How are you? I am fine...except I'm a love slave to that maniac Kurayami auctioned me off to. HELP ME! SHE IS A CRAZY-PERSON! MY VIRGINITY IS AT STAKE! OH MY GOD SHE'S COMING! HELP! ACK! HELLLLLLLLLLPPPP! NO! NOT THE WHIP! SAVE ME! S.O.S! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Love,

Koga"

"Poor Koga." Maru-sha said, shaking her head.

"And lastly, another letter for you, Kurayami!" Chiyo said to her, giving her an electric blue envelope. "It's from some lady named Kaguya, or something like that." Kurayami reluctantly took the letter from her and opened the envelope up. The letter inside was written in ten different languages, including Russian, Tagalong, and Arabic.

"Dearest Kurayami, blah, blah, blah, I miss you very much, blah, blah, blah," Kurayami read out loud, unenthusiastically obviously reading the part that's in English. "I've been so busy with my humanitarian's group that I organized, blah, blah, blah, I'm going to visit you for a week, blah, blah, as soon as you get this letter. Love, Kaguya." Kurayami just tossed the letter aside, then realized something. She rushed to get the paper from the floor and re-read a certain statement.

"HOLY HELL!" She screamed. "'As soon as I get the letter'! Quick! Bar the windows, Barricade the doors! Make sure that—"

"Hello, little sister." A woman's voice said from out of nowhere.

"AHHHHHHHHH! KAGUYA DOESN'T GET IN! KAGUYA, AHHH!"

Some beautiful lady was standing behind Kurayami. She had long dark blue hair, blue lipstick, and blue eyes with red where the white part of eyeballs should be. A snake was wrapping itself around her body. The sad thing is it was used as a "top", because she NEVER wore a top. But she did wear a long skirt. All the girls in the house just thought "Skank". Kagome had to cover little Shippo's eyes.

"Are you going to introduce me to your friends, sis?" Kaguya asked her, smiling at her.

"Grr," Kurayami snarled, pushing everyone together. "Everyone, Kaguya. Kaguya, everybody. Now, get lost!"

"I think I've seen her before." Kagome said, trying to cover Shippo's eyes. But he kept trying to peek.

"You are so rude, Kurayami." Kaguya scolded. Kurayami just mumbled something in a language so foreign, no one on earth would know what she said, but it wasn't gibberish.

"You're her sister?" Miroku asked, not taking his eyes off the snake around Kaguya. Sango slapped him know what he was thinking. Everyone was looking from Kaguya to Kurayami back and forth, over and over. Kaguya was pretty, and so was Kurayami. But Kaguya hardly wore clothes and seemed to have a fascination with snakes since she had on with her whereas Kurayami looked like a Goth who joined the Mafia, with tattoos everywhere.

"Of course." Kaguya said in perfect Japanese. Then she looked at the hand where the wind tunnel was. "Oh my! You have a hole in you're hand! Maybe I can help!"

"But this is no ordinary hole. This hole is part of a curse will one day be the death of me."

But Kaguya tried to help anyway. She removed the cloth-thing from his hand and put her hand on his. After five seconds, the wind tunnel was gone! Miroku rejoiced and asked how she did that. Out of false modesty Kaguya said she just had the magic touch.

"How come you can't do that, Kurayami?" Miroku asked her. Kurayami looked pissed.

"P-lease! I'm an assassin! Not a miracle worker!" She scoffed. Kurayami threw some clothes at Kaguya. "Wear this. There are children here, ya know."

Later that week, Kaguya made all the girls dread her even more. She was so PERFECT. She knew every martial art known to man and knew alchemy all types of magic except for necromancy; Kurayami was the master at that. She was cuter than Rin, could use a bow and arrow better than Kagome, and throw the Hiraikotsu better than Sango, which is quite strange. Kaguya had perfect hair, teeth, body shape, and all that stuff that has to do with beauty. She was better than the men at using a sword, even though Inutaisho has been using swords since forever. She was a math wiz, an excellent speller, an excellent cook, and was perfect when it came to psychology, geography, history, and all the known –ologies in the realm that they were in and five other only Kurayami and Kaguya knew about.

Kaguya was cooking up a feast for all of them. The men were literally fought over who gets to sit next to Kaguya. I mean, there were swords pulled out, fox magic, and Miroku had his sutras. After three hours, the men dared to ask the stupidest question at the moment.

"Why can't you all be like Kaguya?"

The women started to become red-hot in anger. They were imagining various ways to torture Kaguya. Then, they finally said, "Because…we…CAN'T!" The men looked at them funny.

"Such attitude. We're glad you aren't like that Kaguya." They said, blushing madly at Kaguya and huddling over her. Kaguya just chuckled. Yes, Kaguya had all of the men in love with her, fighting over her, catering to her.

All, but one.

Naraku was still at the hospital, watching hospital T.V., which consisted of surgeries, health news, how-to-raise-children shows, and educational television. He was bored out of his mind without Kurayami to be there trying to inject an overdose of medicine into his system for fun or something. All he could do was lie down, get shots, and eat healthy. Kurayami finally dropped by the next day, to escape her oldest sister. After minutes of being mushy in their own evil-yet loving way, Kurayami and Naraku's "lovey-dovey" session was interrupted when you-know-who showed up.

"Hello, sister dear!" Kaguya said enthusiastically. Kurayami looked at the outfit she was wearing. When Kurayami gave her big sis clothes, she gave her a black tank top with electric blue shorts that was down to her knees. But the tank top she wore was cut so short it looked like a bra, and the shorts were indescribably short. "I heard about your boyfriend, so I came to visit him with you."

She sashayed toward Naraku, and when he got a good look at her, him temperature skyrocketed, the little machine by his bedside that beeps started beeping faster than normal, and his nose started to bleed profusely. Kaguya, having great medical knowledge saved Naraku from giving him CPR and gave him a whole bunch of ice packs to cool him down.

"You saved me!" Naraku wheezed, trying to give her a kiss.

"Hold on now! I'm not your girlfriend, Kurayami! But if you insist on kissing me,"

"Who's that?"

"THAT'S IT! BITCH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" Kurayami hollered in anger, cracking her fists. She literally punched her face out, just like Hiten did long ago.(In the manga, Hiten punched her face out and in the anime Hiten blasted it out.) But this time, she hit her brain so badly it stopped working altogether and Kaguya died. After Naraku saw what happened he tried to sneak out of the room to save himself from his honey's wrath. But she caught him before he could reach the door.

"AND YOU!" She bellowed. She took a syringe that contained anesthesia in it and jabbed it into his back. Naraku just dropped down on there floor, sleeping like a baby. She had to admit, he looked cute while he was asleep, so she just put him back in bed and kissed him on his forehead. She jumped out the window so when the doctors saw Kaguya, she wouldn't get caught. And the moral of the chapter is…perfection will get your head punched out...or something wise like that…