"Kisa"
Part 3 – "A Family of Rotten Nuts"

By Dr. Thinker

Kisa was having her lunch break at the "Wonka Crazy Candy Co.'s" factory. The morning has been going well—but Daylar has been wearing a grin the size of Willy Wonka's hat—but that's been the only problem for her. Wonka was working on Kisa's idea: the marshmallow butterflies in a candy stomach. Wonka added a bit of straw juice for stomach acid. Wonka takes any idea and works on it for a while—and stores it in the INVENTION ROOM, THE STORING ROOM, or THE TESTING ROOM. Wind, another Loopain, who worked in the Television Room set come into

Wind asked, "Only been week since Augustus found his ticket?"

Kisa replied, "Yes."

Wind stated, "Well, we discovered winner number #2, and boss was there."

Kisa asked, "Another test of his TCBS?"

Wind replied, "Yes." Wind paused for a minute then asked, "What's THE TCBS?"

Kisa laughed as she replied, "It's the Television Candy Bar Sender."

Wind sighed as she recalled the full name of Wonka's strangest machine that he invented to send a chocolate bar over the air ways. Wind has sent a few months in the television.

Kisa replied, "Who was the winner is time?"

Wind remarked, "Veruca Salt. This kind of a winner is what Visa called a "loose term". Daylar would call her a daughter of a squirrel."

Kisa shake recalling Loopara insults. On Loopara, having being called a son or daughter squirrel is the lowest of insult. This insult was a cause of many past wars on Loopara. After she stopped shaking, Kisa asked, "So how did Veruca cheat?"

Wind replied, "It's not Veruca. It's her dad, Mr. Steve Salt. He's in the nut business. He used his workers to find the tickets for his daughter."

Kisa sighed, "Why on Earth would he do such a thing?"

Wind replied, "Ms. Salt explained that all give everything that Veruca wants. If she wants them to jump—they asked how high."

Kisa replied, "I believe that if they not only one of the most spoiled family in the world—but also the entire universe."

Wind added, "Even then some of the fiction characters on those human created for their television shows."

Kisa asked, "Of course, I wonder what Wonka stated."

Wind replied, "I feel in a need of a good nut, so I'm off to the Nut Room."

Kisa laughed as she asked, "Wasn't her dad in the nut business?"

Wind remarked, "If I wonder if he uses squirrels too?"

Kisa replied, "Not very likely. Only Willy Wonka uses squirrels to get nuts out of their shells."

Just then, Willy Wonka was carrying in Daylar into the café, "What a spoil brat! She makes my throw-up look like ice cream! She's worse then one of Slugworth's health bars!"

Kisa stated, "Hi, Wonka!"

Willy Wonka stumbled for a second, "Hey, Kisa. We got another winner—kind of off. A British girl named Veruca Salt. I have to check the rules—but I think she's safe."

Kisa sighed as she stated, "Let's hope—the next kid finds his or her ticket on his or her own."

All the Loopains in the lunch room nodded their heads in agreement.

Willy Wonka added, "I will drink chocolate milk to that!"

All the Loopains in the lunch room laughed at that line.

-W-

From Kisa's dairy

Oct. 28, 2005

Willy Wonka's "Golden Ticket" contest is making the humans act like lemmings. It's been a week since that German land whale of a boy won the first ticket. Now, it's a spoil British brat named Veruca Salt. Her dad is in the nut business. Now, she's lower then a son of squirrel.

I just had a dream about a long bath for Veruca Salt. She's being watched a lot of maids. It's enough to make a glass eye cried. She's explained the tour. She was denied a trained squirrel by Mr. Wonka and tried to steal one—and ended failing into a dumpster. This MIGHT happen, it's just depends on how far that greedy girl goes.

Good Night,

Kisa

TBC

Don't worry about the shortness. By the time we reach the tour, the story will get a lot longer, that I can promise you! I believe you will be surprise to see my version of Violet Beaurgarde.

Logging off,
Dr. Thinker