A few months have passed and everyone gotten weirder, and the neighbors gotten nosier. The three "sisters" were the main source of income in the house. Maru-sha wrote stories, Chiyo collected money from all her restaurants, and Kurayami killed people for the dough, or she would steal the cinnamon money from her Father.
One fine day, as the neighbors tried to peek over their fences to see what was going on in the house; Maru-sha was filling out random papers, hoping it would put bread on the table.
"Must…put…bread…on…table…"She said, tired. Very tired actually. Maru-sha was filling out papers in the dining room for about a week, and she hadn't sleep during that time. Kagome walked in looking at Maru-sha work in her sleep.
"Maru-sha," Kagome said, trying to wake her up. "You need to take a break."
"Nuh…no I don't," Maru-sha replied subconsciously. "Gotta mane money s-so we can have a roof over our heads." And then she just drifted off to sleep, snoring, with an anime bubble coming out of her nose. Just then, the doorbell rang, waking poor Maru-sha up.
"Wha—what? What the hell? Who? What? Where? When? How?" She said sleepily, looking around so fast she almost broke her neck. Kagome went to the door and opened it up to see that it was no other than Kurayami's Aunt Sun.
Kagome greeted her inside and called Kurayami down, not realizing she had to go back to her parents' house because Kurayami killed Kaguya the other day. Everyone else came in, too. Everyone, even the girls like Aunt Sun. She wasn't perfect like somebody (Kaguya) they knew. Sun was just a scientist and an alchemist, is all. Actually, Inutaisho started to fall in love with her.
Maru-sha went up to Sun, somehow wide awake and perky, and started talking to her. "Hi! Kurayami isn't here yet." She didn't notice that Sun was carrying luggage.
"Oh, no? Okay, but did she tell you that I was moving in?" Sun asked. Some people were surprised and happy at the same time, especially Inutaisho, who was rejoicing in his mind.
"We do now! Let us help ya with the bags. Boys, go grab the bags!"
The boys brought in the bags swiftly and carefully. Sun had a lot of bags, big ones, small ones, some with…jack o' lanterns on it?
"Uhh, Sun?" Maru-sha said, eying the kiddie bags, "Is this yours?"
"No, no, no, dear. Those aren't mine." Sun replied, taking off her pure white lab coat.
"Then whose are these?"
Just then, Kurayami just popped up out of nowhere. She was holding a tiny booklet that had the title "REST IN PEACE KAGUYA" on it. Kurayami was forced to go to the funeral and had to sit through her mothers crying and her mom's first husband, some snake demon lord somebody. Kurayami then saw her Aunt, who was sitting on the couch next to Inutaisho, who was obviously making moves on her. It was a wonder that he didn't get slapped yet.
"Hey, Aunt Sun. I didn't see you at the funeral." Kurayami said, standing over her.
Sun replied. "No, I had to prepare the luggage so we can move in." Then she frowned. "But what did your Moon say? After all, you did murder you're own sister."
"Feh, she just said I couldn't come to the next Thanksgiving dinner. But I don't care. Mom's cooking taste like sh—"
"BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
THUD!
A girl with long, pale orange hair in two ponytails dropped from out of the blue and landed on Kurayami's back. Kurayami didn't bother getting her off, she just eyed the girl, and a hand on her head as the other one tapped the ground. The mysterious little girl smiled widely, her blue eyes shining with happiness.
Aunt Sun coaxed the girl to get off Kurayami. As she got up, the little girl was none other than Halloween Girl "Pumpkin," She said to her "Now you know you're not supposed to do that! Scaring people by jumping on them!"
Pumpkin looked at Sun with sad puppy eyes. "But Auntie," she cried hugging Kurayami tightly as she got up, "I LUUUUUUUUV my big sister and I hadn't seen her since forevur and evur, and evur!" Kurayami could not breathe.
"ANOTHER ONE?" Inuyasha yelled, breaking the moment. "How many sisters do you have, Kurayami?" Pumpkin finally let go so she could talk, and breathe. But she sweat dropped at the question.
"Precisely 1,550,999,001 sisters. All from the same mom, different dads, no bros." Kurayami wheezed. The Inu gang, Sesshomaru, Rin, Naraku, and Inutaisho just fell back.
"You can't have that many sisters!" Sango exclaimed when she popped back up.
"Hey, Ma's a whore."
"If you don't want to take big sister's word for it," Pumpkin chimed in holding a giant piece of paper that was rolled up. "I brought the family picture! Lookie!" She unrolled the piece of paper. I was indeed a giant picture. As it unraveled, it rolled around the house, outside the house, down the street, across Shibuya, into the woods, over Mt. Fuji, making a U-turn back to the house and stopped at Mirkou's feet. "See? These are the oldest sisters: Kaguya, NaeNaeNae, Mint, Vivian, Kimi…"
(Three hours later)
"…Azusa, Mika, Citrus, Ai, Ran, Sophia, Amisha…"
(Five hours later)
"…Chocolate, Cherry, Magdelena, Ayame, Momo, Nan…"
(Ten hours later)
"…Miran, Kurayami, Rae, Loki, Blueberry…"
(The next day)
"...Juanita, Quinn, Isabella, Hitomi..."
(The day after that)
"…Me, Pippin, and our new baby sister, Hoshi!" Everyone was either half-asleep or actually asleep. Just reciting every last sister's name made them sleepy, and creeped out a bit. Has Moon been neutered yet? That was an awful lot of daughters she had! No sons either! Well, they forgot about it and showed Sun and Pumpkin to their rooms. Pumpkin had to live with big sis because it was part of big sis's punishment, and because Moon was getting lazy in raising children.
The "family" was getting bigger now, that meant the neighbors were giving them more attention than their own pathetic lives, and the randomness just happens a lot more...
Oh, and what happened to Maru-sha's ordeal with the papers? Well she burned them all! When they confronted her about it, she gave a long speech about having fun with the job, not making it all super serious like any old business. For a moment, it seemed like they understood, but five minutes later she got kicked out of VIZ and she had to work for TokyoPop. She didn't care really, she was rich and her stories were still turning into manga.
