Yet again, it was a not-so-average day in the 'family' home. Yet again they were giving neighbors something to look at while they pretended to water their lawns, or feed their overweight cats and pudgy dogs.

"WATCH ME BLOW MYSELF UP!" Pumpkin cheered, swallowing some gasoline and eating a match.

One bloody explosion later...

"Eww..." Maru-sha groaned. The Wasabi, one of the neighbors, just so happened to see Pumpkin blow her herself up into pieces, then regenerated five seconds later, laughing in the process.

"I go BOOM big sister's friend!" Pumpkin laughed, rolling around.

"I told you those people ain't right." Mrs. Wasabi said to her husband. "Letting little girls blow themselves up! Ridiculous!"

"Leave them alone, Tomo," Mr. Wasabi scolded, "so obsessive, if they want to be weird, let them. Jesus."

Later that day, a lady with dark blue hair was walking up the pathway the house. She tripped on the steps and knocked down the door! Sun, who heard the noise, went to see what made the sound. When she went to the front door, she saw a woman with a...problem...

"Mika! You live in this town as well?" Sun gasped.

"Yes, just next door. Could ya' help me up auntie?" the woman cried. Sun tried to help her up, but the woman's bosoms knocked her out when she did get up!

"Ah! I'm sorry! I can't help it sometimes!"

"Ouch..." Sun said.

"Hi Sun. I was about to...uhh..." Maru-sha stopped in mid-sentence; gawking at the new girl in the ever growing mass of people living in their house. "She's not moving in...is she? PLEASE SAY SHE'S NOT!"

"No, she lives next door with more of Kurayami's sisters" Sun replied. Just then, Kurayami came down stairs to see what the hell was going on.

"What the hell is going on?" she asked, not really caring. Then she saw Mika and her...appendages. "HOLY SHIT! THERE ARE MEN HERE! And children! GET LOST! GET OUT!"

"But I just wanted to visit my little sisters! Is that so much to ask? Is it?" Mika sniffled, her eyes watering.

"Dude, there are dudes here! Lots of 'em" Kurayami snarled. Shippo then ran downstairs with Sesshomaru chasing him.

"Gimme back my mascara, you little shrimp!" Sesshomaru yelled.

"Nyah-nyah!" Shippo taunted. Then he stopped in his tracks when he saw Mika.

"...cleavage..." he said mindlessly. Sesshomaru scoffed and turned away.

"I'm gay, so I don't care" he said.

"STOP SAYING YOU'RE GAY, DAMMIT! WHERE DID I GO WRONG! I punched and I k—whoa..." Inutaisho said when he saw Mika as well. "...nice..." she said just as mindlessly as Shippo.

"Hey, what's everybody lookin' at?" Naraku asked, coming in from the kitchen. He was then hit over the head with a frying pan by Kurayami.

"I just remembered! You havta talk to my parents...about marriage...yeah! marriage!" she cried, making sure he doesn't see Mika.

"But I already did that yesterday!" Naraku cried, rubbing his head.

"Did you just give me lip? I know you're disobeying me! ARE YA'?" she screamed.

Naraku hung his head. "No dear...I love you lots..." he groaned.

"NOW GO!"

"But-"

"NOW ONIGUMO-CHAN!" she yelled, throwing him into a portal to Hell. Mika was starting to cross her arms over her chest since her attachments were so heavy. "I need to rest them on something!" she cried. She then saw someone sleeping upright in the living room and went over to him and rested her bosoms on the top of his head.

"Aahh, nice and comfy!" she giggled.

Inuyasha, who was now her 'post', woke up with a splitting headache. "why are there big boob-like things on my head?" he asked.

"Oh, I woke you up? I'm sorry!" Mika cried, not noticing Inuyasha was starting to suffocate.

"I'm touched by your kindness that your big breast have to offer!" he gasped, trying not to die. Kagome, who just so happened to see Mika and Inuyasha together, got mad and made Inuyasha sit. Inuyasha dropped down to the ground, and Mika dropped down with him.

"What did I do?" He cried, with his face stuck to the ground.

"Oh, nothing! I just wanted to SIT down with you and talk! Why don't you SIT down along side with me! Oh, and by the way, it's supposed to be a private conversation, so you're girlfriend can't SIT with us!"

At this time, Inuyasha went so far down, he was in Hell. He just so happened to "drop in" Satan and Naraku conversation about the consequences of being unfaithful to Kurayami.

"…Remember, son," Kurayami's father said to him. "If you cheat on her, you'll end up over there." He pointed outside the window, where there was a sea of gravestones, all belonging to Kurayami's ex-boyfriends. Naraku literally froze with fear. "So resist all temptation, and—what are you two doing here?" Satan just now noticed Inuyasha on the ground and Mika on top of him.

"I think I heard my skull crack," Inuyasha said, his voice muffled. Moon came in the room and saw the two. She pulled the two up, almost getting knocked out by her own daughter's "goodies", and laughed at them both.

"Had a nice fall?" She joked. "Oh, I made a funny! Oh, no one's laughing, ok…I'll send you two back. No one laughs at my jokes anymore."

When They got back, Shippo and Inutaisho were still staring into space, subconsciously talking about Mika's bosoms, Maru-sha was repairing the door, and Kurayami was covering Naraku's eyes as soon as he got home.

"Is there a surprise for me?" He asked, not knowing what's going on.

"Uhhh…yea! Yes there is!" Kurayami lied. She put a blindfold on him. "Go to your room and stay there!"

"Ok!" and he tripped over almost everything to get there. Mika sat down in a chair and started bunching her breasts together. But due to the heaviness of her cleavage the chair broke.

"Sorry!" She cried out. Maru-sha, Kagome and Kurayami just wanted to kill her. Out of the blue, little Pumpkin poofed over Mika's head and sat on it.

"Hi, bigger sister!" she said, waving frantically in front of Mika's face. Pumpkin waved so fast, she fell of her head, bounced off Mika's boobs, and landed on her butt. "That was fun! Can I do it again? Pretty please?"

"Pumpkin…" Kurayami trailed off, walking over to her. Mika started to cry frantically. Her tears shooting out of her eyes and into the house plants, which Kurayami killed, and making them revive rapidly.

"I can never do anything with these in the way!" She sobbed.

"Why should it matter?" Kurayami scoffed. "Even if you had none, you would be any smarter."

"Kurayami!" Sun yelled, holding an ice pack against her head. "Mika, you should be lucky! You're grandma had the same blessing!"

"You call that a blessing?"

"She's right! Grandma Lust passed down a curse! I wish I had small breasts like Kurayami."

"I do have some, thank-you very much!" Kurayami said angrily, clutching hers and blushing.

"Oh how I wish, how I wish, someone would bless me with a smaller chest!" Mika started singing, "Oh yes, how I wish I had a smaller chest!" All of a sudden, the lights went out and a stream of light came down from the sky.

"Bigger sister!" Pumpkin sang, flying down the beam of light and playing a lyre, "I can make you're wish come truuuuuuuuueeeeeeee!"

"You can?" Mika asked as she turned around to face her, and knocking down a vase. "Why didn't you say so?"

"You didn't ask, silly! All I have to do is pass it to someone else!" She pulled out her pitchfork and tapped Mika's head with it. "Puni Puni magic!" Light flashed surrounded the both of them and subsided immediately. Mika wish came true! She had smaller boobs, while Pumpkin...had Mika's old Triple D's…

"Are you serious?" Maru-sha, Sun, and Kurayami said in unison, staring at Pumpkin, who was laughing hysterically and rubbing her hands all over her chest.

"Thank you Pumpkin! I'll never forget this!" Mika exclaimed, and walked off. But then tripped over her own feet and knocked down the front door again.

"Hehehe…told ya." Kurayami said to Sun. Sun sweat dropped and helped Mika up. From all that "excitement" Maru-sha forgot something.

"What are we going to do about those two?" She said, pointing to Shippo and Inutaisho. They were still zoning out. They all tried snapping they're fingers, flashing, screaming, banging pots and pans, and dumping icy cold water on them.

"Aww, just leave 'em." Kagome concluded. So they left and went to bed, because it was getting late. The two of them continued to zone out for two days. After that, there was another knock on the door. Once again Sun tried to open the door, but some lady wearing a skimpy leather outfit with a whip in one hand and a six-pack of beer in her other hand kicked down the door. "HEY SUN!" She yelled whipping the air, "I'M HERE TO INVITE MY LITTLE SISTERS TO A DRINKING PARTY! WHERE THEY AT?"