"Kisa"

Part 4 – "The Final Three Golden Ticket Contest Winners"

By Dr. Thinker

Jan. 17, 2006

Sorry, if I hadn't been keeping up with my dairy entries. We don't have to worry much about. Halloween was mad house. The squirrels were driving us up the wall. This includes a fake Golden Ticket by some stupid Russia kid. Despite a huge order to be ship to the North Pole by noon on Christmas Eve signed by someone called Santa Claus, Christmas was a bit easier to hand. The Golden Gooses are annoying the living daylights out of some of us. They know Easter is coming up, and everyone like Wonka's "Golden Chocolate Eggs."

Recently, not only did the third Golden Ticket show up but also the fourth Golden Ticket showed up. Wonka Bots secretly take the local newspaper into their own metal bodies and bring them inside the factory—mad make two copies. After they made the copies, they give it the press room a copy for the "Wonka Insider", the factory's own newspaper—the other copy goes to Wonka himself.

Today, I read about the last winners! The first is a gumming chew nut by Violet Beaurgarde. She's on same squirrel level as Veruca Salt's father. It turned out she's a math wizard and used her math powers to just to get one candy bar. Her hobbies of chewing gum and what she used to do it with—got Wonka angry—since she recalled what he looked like. Wonka explained to us that it might have happen when he visited America one time. Now, if this didn't make Wonka boil over, he showed a huge bit of angry when Violet stated the following: "I don't mind Wonka Bars. They taste like graham cracker version of a Nestlé 'Crunch' bar, but I like Slugworth's Mud Bars the best!"

Man, I never saw Wonka act so angry at a person in this life time. He didn't mind the compare of his chocolate bar to Nestlé's "Crunch Bar." Only a few people know that Wonka's first chocolate bar was a 'Mud Bar'. Wonka stated that a Mud Bar tasted like something a mad scientist cooked up. Wonka ranted for a long time! It was annoying to the Press Room. That's where Wonka gets all of newspaper—including a giant version of the Wonka Insider. Lucky, the reporters soon discovered the fourth Golden Ticket winner.

The fourth winner is Mike Teevee, a boy that hooked on television. The only times he leave the television set was for either one of the following: school or bed. According to the reporters, Mike hates being questioning while watching T.V. Wonka was a worried about him. Mike stated, "I wonder what other candy beside chocolate is Wonka's working on." Mike rushed off—and grabbed a box of Nerds from the kitchen. Nerds may not be a candy bar but it's still a candy we made here at "Wonka". Mike stated, "Commercial Break. Better make your questions quick, because I don't know when the show will return."

EDIT: I wonder what's going to happen now. Had two dreams on the latest winners, the first one is that Violet's parents are going crazy over here being blue for the rest of her life. Thought, her dad got an idea, her mother doesn't like on bit: Hollywood. She explained how she got blue in the factory. She tried a piece of Wonka's three-course gumming gum—and become a blueberry. Mike's dream is a little odd. He placing his own T.V. on the curb—and explaining how he got his away at the factory—I heard only a young girl voice—in the dream—but I know Mike's young boy—he explained that he was transported into a television—and was stretched to far in the taffy puller that all of his bones and muscles broke. He had a new body created—but with a different gender. Neither one of this will happen, Wonka will make certain of it. He never like Violet have that gum until it's freed of it's blueberry problem—Wonka used it on 20 Loopains so far—and all ended up as blueberries. Now, the other things, I don't Wonka has plans for the television room at all on the tour—and even if he does—I think he can keep Mike under control. But we see—I starting to his tour is more then trouble then it's going to worth it.

Good Night,

Kisa

-W-

Jan. 31, 2006

Talk about almost at the last second found. A poor boy named Charlie Bucket found the last of the five Golden Tickets. He lived right next door—in a small house not big enough for his parents and his four grandparents. With the photo in the newspaper is morning, Charlie looked like he had little to nothing to eat. They are a little surprise to go along with this. Grandpa Joe Bucket once worked for Wonka before the firing of his workers. Mr. Wonka and I headed to Wonka's old office in the fake factory we used to dig up dirt or lack of it on Joe Bucket. Joe was one of the better human workers that worked with Mr. Wonka. Wonka stated, "The tour is going to more stranger then Wonderland and Oz put together." I had to nod my head in agreement because this tour is going a strange one.

Well, the tour is tomorrow. Let's hope all five of those kids are on their best behavior.

Good Night,

Kisa

TBC

The Tour begins in the next chapters—and Kisa will have a mystery one her hands as soon as possible.

Catch you later,

Dr. Thinker