"Kisa"

Part 5 – "The Tour Begins"

By Dr. Thinker

It was the morning of the tour. Kisa was in the Security Office, which has many cameras. She was looking at the one that have sounds which was set outside. All five Golden Ticket winners were there: Augustus with his mother, Violet with her father, Veruca with her father, Mike Teevee with his father, and Charlie with his Grandpa Joe. They had gotten there at a quarter to 10:00 AM. Kisa discover the door open out—and out walked

Wonka in his second most common clothing he was—the red top hat, the blue jacket, the XXXXXXXXXXXL shirt, the baggy pants and loafers. In one hand, he holds cane like a magician might do with a wand. He did a small tap-dance—ending with tossing his cane and jumping to catch it—with was done successfully.

Veruca asked, "Who in the heck is this fake Asian magician?"

Kisa know the outside cameras have sounds on them, so she was able to hear the question as clear as it was given to her over a radio by one of her Loopain co-workers.

Before Wonka could give out his name or do a speech, Grandpa Joe stated, "That's Willy Wonka!" The entire group had both of the look of shock on their faces.

Wonka stated, "Thanks, Joe Bucket. I take it over from here if you don't mind. Now, as Joe stated, I'm Willy Wonka, the founder and CEO of Wonka Candies Inc. Winners come to me to order of finding your golden ticket and show it to me."

Augustus Gloop rushed up and showed Wonka his ticket. Wonka looked at bit ill when he discovered that Augustus really did bite his ticket.

Augustus stated, "Sorry, but I believe my Uncle Gloop that the ticket contest was a hoax in order to sell more Wonka bars. This is mother, Mrs. Gloop."

Wonka stated, "Welcome to my humble factory."

Veruca Salt was next in line, "Jolly to meet you, Mr. Wonka or do you prefer if I call you William or Willy."

Wonka jokily stated, "You can anything you want it—the only expect is 'Late for Dinner'. This must to your dad—who used his company to find your ticket. You know I always thought a Veruca was a type of wart you get on the soles of your feet, but you like more like a rich girl."

Veruca stated "Over 90 millions bucks!"

Wonka remarked, "The last time I checked the Fortune 500, I was number #1. Been like that for even before my factory got stop for awhile because of that slimily Slugworth and his little black alley friends."

Then, Violet Beaurgarde rushed up and almost stuffed her ticket down Wonka's throat. Wonka sighed as he stated, "Well, it's the girl that cracked the system, compared my bar to a Nestlé "Crunch bar", and likes for Slugworth's 'Mud Pie'. I vomited after eating that as my first candy."

Then it was Mike Teevee turns. He showed Wonka is his ticket and "Can we speed things up?"

Wonka stated, "I don't think I could understand a word you saying. Try speaking in English, okay, Mickey."

Charlie and his Grandpa Joe slowly walked up to Wonka and showed him is ticket.

Wonka replied, "Long time, no see, Mr. Bucket. Did you tell Charlie anything about the inside of my factory?"

Grandpa Joe replied, "Nope—and knowing you—you changed the ways you make chocolate!"

Wonka replied, "Right. Let the tour begins!"

--W-

Kisa was getting back to her normal job at the factory—the head daytime foreman for Wonka Candies—her second was the leader of the Loopains. She near the door to the entrance to the Chocolate Room when she heard Wonka state the following: "This is the most important room in the factory. The press would have a field day, if they discover this room."

Kisa saw the entire tour group was flooded by the large candy field that looked as something out of a human fairy tale.

Mr. Salt asked, "What's that is brown stuff—toxic waste or something else?"

Wonka replied, "Some else. That's my chocolate river. It sends my chocolate to the rooms at this level and the ones below."

Mrs. Gloop remarked, "I wonder how you get it the up to floors above. I feel like we went down sixty floors."

Wonka replied, "More like fifty—if you ask me. Now those pipes up there take the chocolate from the river and send it to the floors above. Now, take a lot that." Wonka paused to point his cane at the waterfall. "Now, this is now I mix chocolate—my waterfall—no other chocolate company mixes it stuff by waterfall. By the way, I hate ugliness. This is why my room is looks like a good place to picnic, a nice grass field with a few tree here and there—but this isn't any ordinary field—everything is edible—because the entire thing is made of out candy. Try a blade of grass or a break of a tree!"

Kisa watched as everyone went some place. Augustus grabbed a middle-side candy mushroom was chewing on it as if he was some insane monster who loves to eat regular mushroom. Violet put her chewing gum behind one of her ears—and was taking a piece of candy beehive chewing it if it was her own gum. Mike Teevee was playing around with a candy pumpkin. Veruca grabbed ten of the candy tulip was eating like she was a poor boy who hasn't had a little to nothing to eat. Speaking of poor boys, Charlie and his Grandpa Joe were chewing up the candy grass as if they were cows.

Kisa know soon or later, some was going to find out by the Loopains—and wonder which one tour group was mention. Not to surprising, Mike spotted Kimberly, a common Loopain worker usually see in the Chocolate Room, and stated, "Hey! I just saw a small little green man like something from a 1950's science fiction movie."

Veruca asked, "Where?"

Mike replied, "Across the river!"

Mr. Salt stated, "Now they more then two!"

Ms. Gloop replied, "More look like's three!"

Kimberly pointed by the tour group and stated laughing. Kisa sighed—and walked near to Wonka as the following was happening. Violet stated "Whose can't be real people!"

Wonka stated, "Those are real people! The small green humanoids are Loopains"

Mr. Salt asked, "What kind of joke are you trying to pull?"

Wonka replied, "No joke. They from the destroy planet of Loopara."

Mike asked, "Similar to Krypton?"

Wonka replied, "Afraid so, Michelle—but under a yellow sun. In fact, name a book with a weird world or another dimension—from "Alice in Wonderland" to "The Wizard of Oz"—it exists in Loopara's old galaxy."

Kisa had reached Wonka's feet by known—and she had a feeling Wonka was going to pick her up and show her to the group—and soon, she found was in Wonka's right hand looking at the fourth staring faces.

Kisa remarked, "Take a photograph, it last longer."

--TBC--

If you know your Wonka like I know my Wonka, you can guess what's happens next—but I'm not going to tell.

I forget to tell you in the last chapter, the remark that Violet made Nestlé's "Crunch" bar to Wonka Bar is based on fact. I saw in Wonka Bar pageon Wikepida.

Dr. Thinker