The episode starts off with Robbie getting ready to start the show when his sister walks in
"Hey Rob what goes on?" Ally asked
"Just preparing for the show. Where's Freddie?" Robbie asked
"He didn't tell you? Check your phone." Ally replies
Robbie gets out his phone and sees a text from Freddie
"Robbie had to go to a family reunion in Seattle so it looks like you're on your own for the show tonight. I didn't want to go but my parents forced me to. Please don't burn the place down." Robbie says
"Well guess we have to cancel the show." Ally said
"Why?" Robbie asked
"We don't have anyone to help out with the show." Ally says
"I'm sure we can handle the show on our own. Back in 2010, iCarly did an episode without Sam and they seemed to handled it pretty well." Robbie says
"Well this ain't iCarly. Plus who's going to handle the camera?" Ally asked
"I'm not sure." Robbie replied
"Should we call grandma?" Ally asks
"Oh god no. Last time I tried to show her about computer stuff, she was being difficult and kept being rude to Cat." Robbie replied
"Why was she being rude to Cat?" Ally asked
"Cause she has red hair." Robbie replied
"Oh my god!" Ally yelled
"I know right." Robbie says
"Well did you explain to grandma that the reason Cat's hair is red because brother thought she was an intruder when coming home late one night and smashed her head with a vase, resulting in her head bleeding and that the blood seeped into her hair and stained it red which caused her to dye it that way? Oh and that it reminded her of a red velvet cupcake which is her favorite dessert?" Ally asked
"Yes after I decided to 'cut off her internet'." Robbie replied
"And?" Ally asked
"She still hates Cat." Robbie replied
"Well I guess we shouldn't call her then. Try to call your friend Sinjin." Ally says
"Alright I'll see if he wants to do it. (Robbie gets out his phone) Hey Sinjin how fast can you get to my place?" Robbie asked
Sinjin walks in with his phone by his ear
"Is this fast enough?" Sinjin asked
"How did you get here so fast?" Ally asks
"Freddie texted me saying you might need help with the camera while he's in Seattle for a family reunion so I came right away." Sinjin replied
"Okay looks like we got this under control." Robbie said
In the secret room/studio, Sinjin is holding up the camera and setting up the laptop when Mrs. Shapiro walks in
"Robbie I'm here!" Mrs. Shapiro said
"Grandma what are you doing here?" Ally asked
"This is the first time you're doing the show alone so I wanted to come by and watch." Mrs. Shapiro said
"Go sit over there." Robbie said
"Kay Kay." Mrs. Shapiro says
"Okay you go live in 5, 4, 3, 2." Sinjin said
"Hey everyone. Freddie can't be here today since he's at a family reunion in Seattle but the show has to go on. I'm Robbie." Robbie says
"And I'm Ally." Ally said
"And this is in a way The Freddie & Robbie Show." Robbie says
"So what should we talk about today Robbie?" Ally asked
"Well Ally there are some reports going on where people think fruit is a vegetable. Guess what? It's not." Robbie says
"Do you have a source?" Ally asked
"Uh no." Robbie replied
"Then how do you know it isn't a vegetable?" Ally asked
"How do you know it is a vegetable?" Robbie asks
"Well let's just say that it isn't a vegetable and move on. Now here's some footage of me from my dance class." Ally said
Sinjin hits a button and a video of Ally dancing is seen
"Wow Ally you're such a good dancer." Robbie says
"It pays having lessons." Ally said
Sinjin sees two kids making out in the background
"Uh what are those kids doing?" Sinjin asked
"Are they doing stuff they shouldn't be doing?" Mrs. Shapiro asked
"Okay cut to the next scene!" Robbie yelled breaking the fourth wall
Exterior shot to where Robbie is using Ally for a skit
"Hey Ally what's annoying and has glasses?" Robbie asked
"Have you looked in a mirror?" Ally asked
"Why you little." Robbie says
"What you going to do? You're just a wuss." Ally says
"She got you there." Mrs. Shapiro said
Robbie stares at Ally for 5 seconds
"And cut!" Sinjin yelled
"Okay next up we're going to perform this scene I did in my acting class today. Sikowitz gave me B+. Sinjin set the camera down so you can be in this." Robbie says
"Kay Kay." Sinjin said
Sinjin switches the camera
"Dad can we have a dog?" Sinjin asked
"Please?" Ally asks
"Sorry kids but you can't have a dog. It's too much of a responsibility." Robbie said
"I want a dog!" Ally yelled
"I want a dog!" Sinjin yelled
"No and that's final." Robbie says
"You're the worst dad ever!" Sinjin yelled
Ally starts crying
"Doggy! Doggy! Doggy!" Ally yells
"Okay fine I'll get you a dog." Robbie said
"Yay." Ally said
"But you're cleaning up all of his messes." Robbie said
"Boo." Sinjin said
"And scene." Ally said
"Okay well that's about it. Thanks for watching. We do promise that Freddie will be back in the next episode. Until then I'm Robbie." Robbie says
"I'm Ally." Ally said
"And I'm Sinjin." Sinjin said
"And thanks for watching The Freddie & Robbie Show." Robbie says
"And we're clear!" Sinjin yelled as he shuts off the camera
"We did good." Ally said
"That was awesome." Mrs. Shapiro says
"We better get tons of views. Our viewership has been sinking lately." Robbie said
"I can't believe Sikowitz gave you a B+ on that skit." Sinjin said
"I know right." Robbie said
"Why doesn't he wear shoes?" Ally asked
"Not sure." Robbie replied
Robbie's phone dings and sees a he got a message from Freddie
"Hey Freddie texted and said we did good tonight and that my acting skit deserved an A." Robbie said
"Wow even Freddie agrees." Sinjin said
"I hope he's okay." Robbie said
"I'm sure he's fine." Ally said as the episode ends
The End
Ending Tagline: "Are they doing stuff they shouldn't be doing?" -Mrs. Shapiro
A/N Hope you like this episode. Freddie is absent for the first time ever making Robbie the only main character to appear in every episode of the series so fall. Rex is also absent. There is a callback to the iCarly episode iWon't Cancel the Show. Stay tuned for the next episode where Robbie goes on a college trip with his friends from Victorious.