"There's no activity going on over there today," Mrs. Wasabi said to herself, once again looking through her binoculars to peer at her neighbors in suspicion. Mr. Wasabi didn't say anything to her; he was just looking at something on the internet. Mrs. Wasabi looked at him as if she wanted him to complain. "Hiro!"

"Huh?" He said, a little too quickly, as he exited out of a website, a little too quickly.

Mrs. Wasabi put her binoculars away and sat on their big white bed. "There's actually nothing going on in that house today!"

"Oooooookaaaaay…"

"I wonder if they went on vac—"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"—Oh my goodness!" She said, looking for her binoculars after hearing the scream that came from nowhere.

"What makes you think it came from their house, Tomo?" Mr. Wasabi said smartly. Walking up to his wife who was already peering out the window.

"Oh hush up! I just know! Hey, isn't that Kikyo?"

At first there wasn't anything going on in the house. The kids were taking there naps, Inuyasha and Kagome were eating, Sun and Inutaisho were doing something "unmentionable" in his room. Miroku was still missing, Maru-sha and Chiyo were also eating, and Sango was walking Kirara. For the happy-yet-scary couple, Kurayami and Naraku started to pack their bags and move to their new home (time flies, yes?).

Sadly, the new baby won't be coming because poor Kurayami had a miscarriage wrestling her giant pet king cobra who was about to devour Naraku whole.

Anyway, everything was dandy but boring until Inuyasha heard a scream coming from the backyard. Inuyasha saw a woman dangling from a pole that came from nowhere over a pot of hot molten lava, that also came from nowhere. The woman was no one other than Kikyo.

"Inuyasha!" Kikyo scream. "HELP ME!"

"Kikyo!" Inuyasha said, pulling out his Tetsusaiga. He was going to save her but…

"Just what do you think you're doing?" Kagome asked, pulling him back.

"Saving Kikyo! Now let me go, wench!" Inuyasha snapped, trying to break free. Kagome got agitated and made him sit. "What was that for?"

"Listen up! I've had it with you always trying to be with her every time she plays 'damsel

in distress' knowing that it wouldn't affect her if she did get 'killed' because she's already dead!" Kagome snapped, towering over Inuyasha in anger. He just sat there, scared.

Kikyo still dangled over the lava. "Don't listen to her, Inuyasha! I am not dead, but I am lonely, please come back to me, and save me from melting my clay skin away."

"And that's another thing! Why can't you leave everybody alone, Kikyo! You're the thing of the past! You're old! You're done! No one wants to fuck a clay pot! And back to you, Inuyasha, after all that I've done for you want this, this, ZOMBIE for a girlfriend?"

"Kagome…" Inuyasha stuttered.

"Oh, and have you forgotten that if you go with her you'll die and end up in Hell?"

Inuyasha scratched his head. He pondered, he thought, he wondered. And then he came to a conclusion. "Sorry, Kikyo," Inuyasha said, getting up to hold Kagome, "But she's right. I can't be seen with a zombie."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kikyo screamed. She broke through the rope and fell into the lava. Then she simply got out unharmed and crawled to Inuyasha's feet. "Why, Inuyasha? I thought you'd love me no matter what and would join me in the afterlife, where our souls will unite as one happily."

Inuyasha gave her a blank expression. "I don't know what you just said, but I don't want to have anything to do with you anymore. Go back into your hole, you bag of bones!" And Inuyasha and Kagome went inside to make out.

Kikyo just shrugged her shoulders and whistled. All of a sudden, a huge bear demon ran in and pretended to "eat" her. "Oh well, there are more men who want to be with me!" Kikyo said, taking her hair down, "Time for plan B! NARAKU! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPP!"

But up to this point, that was not the wisest thing to do.