"Kisa"

Part 6 "Boy Overboard!"

By Dr. Thinker

Still in Wonka's hand, Kisa heard Wonka explaining how he met me. It was pretty quiet normal that Wonka has a nick for storytelling. It keep the four kids and their adults—but I was wondering where the five kid and his mom was at. After the story, I felt that I was going into his upper coat pocket. They are enough items in his upper coat pocket that allowed me to see the room and keep the eyes on the kids. It's seem that the kids have went back to business of trying to eat the entire chocolate river—expect one—Veruca Salt.

Veruca Salt ranted while she was stopping her feet, "I WANT A LOOPAIN!"

Mr. Salt computer stated, "Calm down, Veruca. I try to get before the tour over."

Before Veruca replied, we heard Ms. Gloop stated, "Augustus, I think you should don't that!"

The pocket shake for a while as Wonka was running to the voice He stopped by Ms. Gloop, who was standing by the Chocolate River. It's seemed Augustus was either playing on swimming the Chocolate River or trying to drink it all up—both of them pretty rotten in my not-so-humble opinion.

Wonka yelled, "Mr. Augustus Gloop, my river must not be touched my human hands!"

But all of that eating Augustus Gloop did, he was common sense of his brain was conquered by the power of his stomach, and he annoyed Wonka. And one word—or in this case—a sound effect explains what happen next---

SPLASH!

Yes, Augustus Gloop belly-flopped right into Wonka's Chocolate River. Wonka, the other three winners and their parents were staring at Augustus screaming for help like he's been stuck between two cars at a highway crash sight. Readers I know what you think, you wonder what Charlie and Joe Bucket were up too? They were knocking down a chocolate tree and were transporting it to help Augustus get out of the river. They got the tree to him. Augustus tried to grab the chocolate tree—but then it happen. The one of the many Wonka Chocolate Pipes appeared trapping Augustus in it—and then he slowly travel up—and then

WOOOOOSH!

All of watch as Augustus was quickly send up the pipe, Kisa sighed.

Mr. Gloop yelled, "Augustus is going to become a marshmallow-filled candy bar!"

Wonka stated, "That's impossible! That's doesn't pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room. That pipe leads to where I make the most delicious strawberries fudge."

Mr. Gloop yelled, "He's going to be sold on the fudge market by tomorrow!"

Wonka remarked, "No way, Ms. Gloop. I'm won't allow it! Augustus Gloop-filled fudge! Yuck, no one on this planet would eat it!"

Mrs. Gloop yelled, "Yes, they will!"

Wonka ignore Mrs. Gloop, as he stamped his cane three times. The Candy Room's boss, Tim, showed up. Wonka commanded, "Tim, take Ms. Gloop up to the Fudge Room and start looking in the mixing barrels. Look sharp and quick—or the poor boy might end up in the oven—and we will have a mess on our hands!"

Mrs. Gloop yelled, "YOU BAKED HIM UP! I KNOW IT!"

Tim leaded Mrs. Gloop to one of the out of the room. Just then, I was something was expecting—but what was doing was about was totally expected. Besides laughing a lot, we liked to sing a lot. I was expecting a few songs—but what was singing about was totally shocked me.

Mike asked, "What are they doing?"

Wonka stated, "I think there going to sing a song, Mat-Ti. They haven't any fresh audience in many moons."

And where's what my co-workers song:

Sure, eating is good

When it's three squares meals a day

But every what happens when you

Eat twenty-four hours seven days

A week with out any breaks

I have a story that explains everything

It's from our own planet, Loopara.

It's a legend past down and down

From king to baron

From baron to lord

From lord to school teacher

From school teacher to the kids

This legend is about the creature

This awful creature was named Liyazan.

He was big and wide as a five zillion Asian Elephant

He had no eyes, no noses, no horns, or no wings

But he did have large big mouth.

He eat a fly on a dare

He won't decline a tree

He munched on a Loopain as a snack

If he felt like it, he would rushed to

A Loopain city and eat it all up

Though other creatures like to eat Loopains a lot

Liyazan was more annoying then all of them put together

A smart Loopain by the name of Kiyazin come up with an idea

She created a fake Loopara and hidden a pipe of gun power and sleep power

In her fake Loopara.

With the Loopain trapped in a fake Kintzin's web make

She waited up Liyazan appeared.

Liyazan was hungry as usual

And sallow the fake Loopain up.

He felled a sleep for a while—

It took a while, but the gun power

Made it away thought Liyazan's blood vessels

And when it hit that evil creature's heart

The Loopains of that time

Were treated to a gross firework

That marked the end of that creature's life.

Don't eat all day and night

Try to get some walking, jogging or running in your life

Heck, if you feel like—going swimming,

Play baseball or football

Even boring golf

Either regular or mini-size

Can help you

Cut down on your eating habits.

As for Augustus Gloop,
You have to wait and see

If we can get to him, before

He enters the oven

If we can't don't blame us

For what happen here to day

For only an insane dieter could say to a chocolate-filled piece of fudge.

Wonka remarked, "Now that's what I called music!"

Mike remarked, "Did any of your morons get the feel of the X-Files whistle on this one. It's seemed strange that Augustus named ended up in the song."

Wonka retorted, "Earth to Martin! The Loopains happen to like singing. Heck, I was surprise as much as you guys. Usually, they pick a random food—and start singing about it. This legend is surprise too me as it too. Kisa, see if you figure out which Loopain is behind this. The mean time, let's get on with the tour. We don't have all day you know!"

One thing I hate is a mystery! Anyway, I stuck with the tour guide and my get some information.

--TBC—

Now you know what's Kisa's mystery is.

Logging off,

Dr. Thinker