Message to the reader: Sorry it took so long to update but i was busy. I hope you like this update as much as the first one. Enjoy!

The night was quiet and still. Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kirara were sitting around talking. The hut door began

to rattle. Someone was banging on it. Sango went and opened the door. "Oh my buddist god" she said. It was a girl. She was

wearing skin tight jeans, a fishnet tank top and her earing's were hoops. She was carrying a prada purse. "Kagome! Oh my

god. I thought you died!" said Sango. She grabbed Kagome and thrust her into a hug. "Girl get off me, I aint fruity now" she

said all ghetto like. "Kagome I'm so sorry, can we put what happened to you in the past and be friends again?" asked Sango

hopefully. "Girl Whateva, I guess but if you throw your hiraikotsu at me again, I'm gonna cap yo ass" she said. "Great then,

come inside" said Sango. They both went inside. "Oh my god, Kagome" said Inuyasha. He ran and grabbed her and held

her. "Hey boo, now look ya'll cant be callin be Kagome no more, that name is hella whack. My new hood name is

Doughvita" she said. They all sat down. "Kago...Doughvita, where, how did you live?" asked Inuyasha. "Well when junior

son of a bitch over there sucked me into his whore tunnel, it actually went to Compton in Cali" she said. Inuyasha and

Kagome then went outside together alone. "Inuyasha, lets go to the present, we could do so much there" said Kagome

hugging him. "Like what Kago...Doughvita" he asked. "Just come on I'll show you" she said grabbing his hand. They both

went to the bone eater well and came out in the present. Inuyasha noticed that Kagome's arm had a tattoo that read: Hood

Thug 4 Life. They began to walk down the street. "Baby, are you still down with being bad?" she asked. "You know me, I'm

a bad boy at heart" said Inuyasha. "Good" said Kagome as she went into her purse. He pulled out a 22 magnum and handed

it to him.If you don't know a 22 magnum is a gun. "Whats this for" he asked. She then pulled out some stockings. "Put this

over your head" she said. He did like he was told, He just couldn't stop wondering what he was going to do with a gun and his

face covered by a leg stocking. She then put one over her head. They ran down another block and into the Community Bank.

"OK MOTHAFUCKA'S PUT YO GODDAM HANDS IN THE AIR!" said Kagome waving her gun around. The people just

looked at her in shock. "DID I FUCKIN STUDDER, PUT YO PUNK ASS HANDS UP!" she said again. The citizens in the

bank did like they were told. Kagome went up to the bank teller. "Put all the money in my expensive prada purse that I

didn't buy from the salvation army at half price" said Kagome. The lady began filling it with fifty's. Inuyasha went over to

her. "Why are we holding this bank up?" he asked. "I'll tell you later" she said. She grabbed her purse and they burnt If you

don't know the term burnt is slang for running very fast, like when the police are chasing you. They went back to the hut.

Everyone was sleeping. She sat next to Inuyasha as she counted her money. "Ok well, while I was in Cali, I got a a lil job

from these bitches there" she said. "Who are the girls you were working for?" asked Inuyasha. "Well one is named DD and

she rolls with her partners Mimi and Niki and I sold stuff for them" she said. "What kind of stuff ?" asked Inuyasha. "Good

stuff if you get my drift, and one day on a run i got jacked for their products and now i owe them" she said. "Who are the

girls ?" he asked again. "Well they are girl scouts" said Kagome. " Hold on, you mean to tell me that we just held up a bank

so you can pay back some girl scouts for their stolen girl scout cookies?" he asked in confusion. "Baby you don't

understand. DD, the bitch is powerful I mean she only in the sixth grade but the girl got connections" she said. "And her

partner Mimi is crazy, she been in the fourth grade for six years and Niki is only seven years old but she is 6'1 and she been

eating real good, she went to prison at age 5. These hoes are crazy" said Kagome crying. Her face was red with tears.

Inuyasha hugged her. "D...DD sai..said if i don't pay...pay her her money, she will turn my ass into an oriental lamp" said

Kagome crying even more. "How much do you owe her?" asked Inuyasha. "Five hundred thousand" she said still crying.

"DAM, what was in those cookies, crack?" he asked sarchastically. "Yes" said Kagome blowing her nose on his Kimono.

"Oh, well that explains it" he said. She gazed into his eyes. "Yashi, will you help me" she asked, her eyes watery and puppy

like. "Of course Doughvita" he said as he kissed her. The next day Kagome told the others what happened.

"Kago...Doughvita, I'm so sorry that your going threw this" said Miroku. "Thanks Miroku, now if your so dam sorry then

give me your staff, i should be able to pawn it for ten dollars at least" she said. "Kagome, I can get you some money, lets

go" said Inuyasha. They went back to the present times and Kagome hot wired her mom's convertible. They went to a

mansion in a well kept neighborhood. The mailbox in front of the house read: THE HOUSTONS. Inuyasha and Kagome

went up to the door and he knocked on it. No one came. He knocked again. Still no answer. "Dammit Bobby, open the door,

I want my money bitch" he said. Then a window opened. "Whitney, where the hell is Bobby?" asked Inuyasha. Whitney

Houston threw a bag down. "Don't hurt us please" she said. Then Bobby came in the window view and slapped the hell out of

Whitney and slammed the window. Inuyasha looked in the bag. It had a hundred one's in it. "Just a hundred dollars, thats it,

Kagome grab the guns" said Inuyasha. They both went back to the car parked across the street from the mansion. Kagome

handed him a big black case. "These bitches want to play, well they can play with my HAWK EYE MISSLLE LAUNCHER"

he said putting the pieces together. He aimed it at the house. The front door burst opened as Whitney came flying out in her

bath robes. Bobby came out right behind her. "Aim and...Fire!" he said. A guided missile went sparking out the launcher and

rammed into the mansion. The house blew up in flames. White powder flew everywhere. There was so much cocaine that it

got trapped in the clouds and began to sprinkle down like snow. The whole city was being covered in it as it snowed

downward. "NOOOO, THAT WAS OUR SAVINGS FOR THE COMING NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST" said Whitney

sobbing. "Wait a minute, Bobby our daughter was in there" said Whitney. Bobby turned his hand over and back hand

slapped the hell out of her. "Fuck that, look at all our crack. Its all over the place" said Bobby pulling out his hair. He ran to

the garden and began sniffing the crack off the rose pedal. Whitney just snorted it off the ground. Inuyasha and Kagome got

in the car and sped off. "That will teach them not to mess with me" said Inuyasha. Suddenly they heard police sirens behind

them. "Oh shit, its the pigs" said Kagome.

To be continued...


Note to the reader: I hope you enjoyed it and if you did leave me a review. And also, in my story I made Kagome extremely ghetto, like extremely ghetto. Please Don't think all people of a certain color are like this. Don't stereotype. Like your walking down the street one day and see a person of color and be like "She probably act just like Kagome in that one guys story, let me cross the street before we get close and she cap me". Thank you. If you are related to the Whitney and Bobby Houston, I'm sorry for making fun of your relatives, but those crack heads are just to funny to not make fun of them. And if you are related to them tell Whitney to gain some dam weight, god. Thanks for reading. REVIEW ME PLEASE!