Disclaimer: I really don't own Naruto if Michael Jackson's twin is in it!
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"Kabuto, can you make me and Sasuke a sandwich?" Orochimaru commanded.
"Hurry up Kabuto-san!" Sasuke whined.
"Yes Orochimaru-sama." Kabuto sighed. 'Why does Orochimaru-chan (A/N: Yes, yes. Can't you tell Kabuto is gay? By the way he looks, it's so obvious…) always play games with Sasuke? I think I'll poison Sasuke's sandwich!'
Kabuto made the sandwiches and used a lot of poisoned cheese (he keeps rotten cheese in the fridge…just incase). He walked out of the kitchen in an evil gay manner towards Orochimaru, puts his (Orochi's) plate down, and winked. Kabuto threw Sasuke his plate and glared daggers at the raven-haired boy while growling.
"Kabuto, you may go now." Orochimaru ordered.
"Yes Orochimaru-sama."
After hours of planning, Kabuto had found a way to have his master all to himself. He'll kill Orochimaru then himself! Orochi (A/N: My nickname I gave him…his name is too long…) and Sasuke had finished their game of thumb wrestling and Sasuke had figured out his sandwich had poison in it. So he went to the bathroom.
'Stupid Kabuto! Trying to kill me…again! Stupid bastard!' Sasuke thought with so much anger.
"Kabuto did you get dinner ready?" Orochi asked sweetly…but not sweet in a normal way, more of an evil sweet way.
"Yes my love…I mean master!" Kabuto said in a sing-song voice.
"Riiight." Orochi sighed with such effort.
Back in the washroom…
'Wait! If he tried to poison me…then…nooo!' Sasuke panicked!
He ran out of the washroom but forgot to pull up his pants that he tripped and hit his balls and will on the cold, hard, and wood floor. He screamed out in pain, but continued to where Orochi might be!
"Orochimaru-sama! Fuck! Don't…damn my balls hurt! Eat what he makes!" Sasuke yelled while cursing in between.
It was too late! Orochi was dead! (Yea, Michael Jackson's twin is dead! Little boys can feel a bit safer!) Along with Kabuto! Strangely Kabuto began to move! Sadly for Kabuto, he had a very strong immune system. So it was pretty hard for him to die. He rose up but saw Sasuke's balls and will and died immediately because it was too horrific!
In hell…
"You saw Sasuke's balls and will, didn't you?" Orochi implied.
"Saw it! It was frigging against my face!" Kabuto fumed like a bull with a light shade of pink across his face.
"You shouldn't have worried. You know I'll always love you. You're my one and only…boyfriend/girlfriend thing!" Orochi smiled and creepy rapist smile!
"So does this mean we're…you know…" Kabuto blushed a whole bunch of unbelievable shades of red and pink.
"Not yet. We need…'a stronger bond'." suggested Orochi while moving his eyebrows in a…disturbing manner which meant lets go have sex.
"Ohhh."
Back to where Sasuke is…wherever he is…
"Oh well. I'll just go after Kakashi-chan now. And make Iruka jealous! Heh heh!" Sasuke grinned while finally pulling up his pants.
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Shin-Hana: Taada! I think I'll write my first sequel! To this short fanfic!