THE ULTIMATE FANFICTION THAT ROCKS AND IS FULL OF CROSSOVERS P.S. THIS IS NOT THE TITLE by KURO and KJ and CHERUSHII (IF SHE'S STILL AWAKE)
Presents…
CROSSOVER EXTREME
YuYu Hakusho
Meets
Fushigi Yugi
Let the insanity (and magic cookies) begin!
KJ: lalala, I'm awesome, but I have no boyfriend because Hiei sucks clams
Hiei: (
KJ: haha, I made him cry.
Kuro: after eating magic cookies oh I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner…
Yusuke: blows him and kuwabara up
ELSEWHERE
Tamahome: $$$$$$$$$$$ cold, hard, cash
Hotohori: gasp! You cannibals!
Ashitare: what'd I do!
Hotohori: you ate tasuki!
Tasuki: dead in Ashitare's stomach
ELSEWHERE
Sauce: I go on rice!
Rice: …so?
Sauce: …good point….
ELSEWHERE
Soi: I feel like somewhere, in a far off universe, we're being badmouthed by a girl in a mummy sack.
Nakago: …what's a mummy sack?
ELSEWHERE
Kuro: I love you Nakago!
Nakago: I love you Kuro!
Soi and KJ: gasp!
Kuro: You have the best blood I have ever tasted. I'm gunna kill you!
KJ: So…when you're done I can have him…right?
Kuro:…..COOTIES!
KJ: Mmmm….Nakago cooties…
Kuro: Excuse me barfs magic cookies on Nakago Ohh I bet you want him now, Good old rice and some throw up. Hmm… funny I don't remember eating that
KJ: sighs oh fine. uses some shadow magic crap and makes it so Kuro has an empty stomach and that never happened as an Akiku, I can rewrite time
Kuro: o0o special, what's next midget blast from the past?
KJ:… no… anyway, so can I have Nakago when you're done?
Kuro: Whatever….night night don't let the vampires bite and she passed out from boredom and tiredness.
KJ: shrugs and starts to kiss nakago