Okay, here goes part 2!

Note: Watch it, it gets a little more random as the story progresses.

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of ATLA. I do own myself, Jack, and the Big Machine Bleeper Dude (BMBD); who has not had a job to do since the start of this story.

Jack: YOU own US?

Me: You betchya bottom dollar I do:waves around signed contract:

Jack: Hmph

Bmbd: BAAAA….

Me: You must be really bored…

Okay, here we go!

Now that I have analyzed the problem, the story can be written a little more, HUMOUROSLY.

The Mary Sue queen watched the Engizr (sorry, the story might be deleted if I say the full name) bunny thump off before she made any move. Zuko lunged foreword, grabbing a hula-ing Momo (:again, I advise you to read the beginning 2 Storys (spelt incorrectly for a reason) if you have NO idea what Momo is doing. Gawsh, lets just get back to the Story:), and thrusting it into the porcelain face of the beautiful, mysterious woman.

"This is for you, My Love! Your eyes are beautiful pools of mud puddles!" He looked up, and just happened to make eye-contact with her. And again, he started to drool.

Katara popped up, her eyes big and gleaming as if she were a chibi character out of an anime. "I am not mad at you at all for stealing Zuko away like that. Because all of the Fangirls know that It will end up me and Aang in the end! I will be a little jealous at first, but I will, in turn, learn to love you as the others do, and we can be all one big happy family!" Only The BMBD and I cringed at her bad grammar, but everyone's attention was drawn to the Native-American dance Aang was doing.

"Oi Ya HeeEEeeeeEeY! OkaoNNNNNOMaKik ba BEEEEEEEPPPPPP" Apparently Aang swore in some foreign language that the BMBD just HAPPENED to speak, and that gave him a job to do (:thumbs up to the BMBD:).

Jack joined Aang in the Native-American dance he was doing. Well, the Mary Sue queen likes to give OOCness all around!

"Why, Hello my beautiful subjects!" She said, making everyone gleam with pride (:well, almost everyone:)

Suddenly, the but-ugly, fat-ass Ozai flew overhead and had a crash landing on MY tent. He managed to get up, and asked, "Hey, does anyone know why there was a gigantic hole in the middle of the sky?" Only Aang and Jack were listening, because I was mourning over my poor smashed tent, and the BMBD was busy listening to his new Tool cd (:Come to think of it, I have never described the BMBD, have I? Okay, imagine this, a 14-year-young Emo-Goth-Surfer Dude. Got it? Not much brains, but he is useful in special ways.:).

Jack thought for a second, and asked, "Was it a plot hole?"

The disgusting Ozai shook his head, "NO, but whatever it was I closed it" He reverted his attention to eyeing Aang, "Don't I know you?" before Aang could answer, The Mary Sue caught Ozai at a glance.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

:silence:

Apparently the ugliness of Ozai made the Mary Sue go boom.

Hey, there's an idea for another Ozai game! Pretend that someone (like a friend, or a sibling) is Ozai, then show them to your worst enemy! TEEHEE!

Anyways…

The slime of Mary Sue was covering everything, except Aang, Jack, the BMBD and I. Aang was hiding behind a tree (from Ozai, of course! After what happened to him in the red dress...), Jack went off to investigate the hole in the sky, The BMBD was sitting in the BBM (big bleeper machine. Wait. I haven't explained what that looks like, either. Imagine a gigantic metal cube with buttons and the like. Now imagine a tiny little grove in it with a pink futon chair and the main control panel in front of him. Now put the dude with long, black hair and orange eyes (oh the wonder of colored contacts!) in that seat. Okay………… too much discription for one paragraph… at least for me……. I don't want to get a brain overload and end up like that Mary Sue….. ew…… wait… the BBM has legs, too. It's like Howl's castle…. Owww…..my brain…..)

What the hell? Sokka hasn't had a speaking role in the whole thing!

:over to Jack:

"Ohshitohshitohshitohshit! I am in soo much trouble!" That was Jack's reply when he realized that the PORTAL to the HUMAN WORLD was closed. That means…

:over in L.A.:

Sokka is at the casino. Unfortunately he doesn't know that we don't hit people in the head with boomerangs to get coins.

Well. It looks like he went exploring and is locked out of the Avatar world...Oh dear...

Well, I had a lot more fun writing this than the first one...

I hate Mary Sues...

:yawn:

I wonder whatever happened to Kayla...

Oh wait, she's in Hawaii WITHOUT ME.

Your Humourist,

-Shirakura