Hello, everyone! Welcome to my new fanfic series: Toy Box Adventures. This series of one-shots will feature many different characters from inside the world of Disney Infinity. Episode one is based on the Adventure Time Episode: The Duke. I do not own Disney Infinity. Enjoy!
Disney Infinity: Toy Box Adventures
Episode 1: The Racing President
Outside the Ice Castle, Dash and Hiro are laughing while throwing potion bottles at a nearby rock wall with Baymax spectating.
"Here, try this one." Hiro said as he hands a blue bottle to Dash. Dash throws the bottle like a baseball. Once it breaks, a purple humanoid vapor form appears and vanishes. Hiro picks up an orange bottle. "Here's one called Caturday Surprise."
"Throw it!" Dash shouts. Hiro throws it. Pink, green and purple cats explode from it. The two of them start laughing before hearing Elsa's voice.
"Yeah, go on, get out of here!" Elsa yelled as her guest, Vanellope von Scweetz ran from Elsa, who's standing at the castle's entrance. "Unless you fancy a fist popsicle, you better keep running!"
"I wonder what Queen Elsa is upset about." Baymax said.
"Well, whatever it is, it's probably best we stay out of it." Hiro suggested.
"Good call, Hiro." Dash agreed before picking up a green boomerang-shaped bottle "Hey, look. This one looks stupid. Let's see how it flies!" He throws the bottle. It misses the wall and flies away. "Aw, lame." Suddenly, the bottle turns around and flies back at them. "Huh?" Dash, Hiro and Baymax notice the bottle fly into a window of the Ice Castle and hear the bottle break.
"Oh no." Baymax said.
"Vanellope von Schweetz!" Elsa yelled as she looked out the broken window, her skin now green and her platinum blonde hair almost gone. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" Out of fear, Vanellope runs away.
"Oh man! She must think Vanellope did it." Dash theorized. "We better go clear up what happened!"
Inside the room with the broken window, Judy Hopps is putting a thick rubber suit on Elsa while her sister Anna watches with worry.
"Don't worry, my friend. I'll have you fixed up in no time!" Judy stated.
"Poor Elsa. I feel so ashamed for letting this happen." Anna said with concern for her sister.
"Elsa!" Dash shouts as he, Hiro and Baymax enter the room. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I guess if you consider green and bald okay." Elsa said. Dash gasps with disgust and Hiro starts to laugh. Dash and Anna look at him annoyingly.
"Oh boy. I'm sorry! I can't stop now." Hiro wheezed as he continued laughing. Elsa looked depressed by Hiro's reaction.
"Elsa, my friend, not to worry! The special medicine milk in this suit will have you healed lickety-split! In just four short days, you'll be back to your beautiful, icy self." Judy informs the snow queen.
"What?! Four days?!" Elsa yelled. "The signing of the Inter-Kingdom Peace Treaty is tonight!" Elsa pops a hole in her suit. Judy does her best to cover it.
"Uh… Hey, Elsa. There's something I should tell you about that bottle that clonked you in the face." Dash tries to confess, but Elsa cuts him off.
"I already know, Dash! Vanellope has always been a bad little girl. But now that she's done this, I'll never forgive her!" Elsa seethed. "And it's not just because I hate Vanellope! I'd never forgive anybody who did this to me! I'd hate them!"
"Yeah but…"
"FOREVER!"
"Forever?!"
"Finally. I have a witness to her misdeeds!"
"Three witnesses, to be precise." Baymax spoke up.
"Baymax!" Dash glared before Elsa embraced him.
"Oh, Dash, my flawless, speedy champion! Bring Vanellope to justice. The justice of a cold, dark dungeon!" Elsa commanded as she laughed hysterically, popping holes in her suit. Judy and Anna rush over to try and stop the leaks. Hiro and Dash laugh nervously.
"Heh-heh. She's completely bonkers." Hiro stated. Dash and Hiro huddle together.
"What do I do now? If I tell her I threw it, she'll hate me forever!" Dash said.
"Don't worry!" Hiro said, lightly elbowing Dash. "That won't happen. We're going to catch Vanellope!"
"But we're the ones who threw that bottle!" Dash quietly yelled.
"Dash, look. Vanellope is bad guys." Hiro stated.
"How do you know that?" Dash asked.
"Think about it. If Elsa hates her so much, then she must've done some rotten stuff herself." Hiro theorized. "I mean maybe she even threw a bottle and turned someone ugly before."
"Maybe you're right." Dash said.
"Maybe I am!" Hiro repeated.
"Alright, just this one time, we'll be vigilantes!" Dash declared.
"Nah, we're more like cops. Crooked cops!" Hiro makes a gun with his fingers and pretends to shoot something.
"Queen Elsa! I will not rest until the villainous Vanellope is apprehended!" Dash declared.
"Oh, thank you Dash!" Elsa smiles creepily and laughs manically.
"Whoa. Okay, and by then, hopefully you'll have taken care of… this." Dash moves his hand over his face before leaving with Hiro and Baymax.
Dash, Hiro and Baymax arrive at Sugar Rush Castle. "Look yonder! Sugar Rush Castle!" Dash declared. Baymax kicks the door open and Dash and Hiro barge in. "Vanellope von Schweetz!"
"How are you?" Hiro asks.
"By order of Queen…" Dash began before spotting a lone figure by the fireplace. "Uh, Queen…" The figure turns around, revealing Yoda. Dash gasps.
"Greetings, young ones. Come to arrest Vanellope, have you?" Yoda asks.
"How did you know?" Dash asks.
"Sensed your arrival, I have. I am Master Yoda." Yoda welcomed them as he saw Hiro eating jellybeans. He stops in realization.
"Oh, sorry. Didn't know they were yours, Master." Hiro apologized.
"Known of the young president's crime against Queen Elsa, I have. A crime you personally witnessed!" Yoda said. "And why lie, would you? Hmm?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh, but once such a wonderful girl, she was. She petted dogs, kissed babies; meditate under the candy trees, we would. Even taught underprivileged people how to dance, she did." Yoda said. "But somehow, sour she has gone. Told by the Jedi Council, I was that executed, she must be. Would you like to hear what they have to say?"
"That won't be… um… necessary." Dash said before Yoda starts to chase them.
"Listen! Listen!" Dash runs out, grabbing Hiro and pulling him out of the castle with Baymax waiting outside. Dash closes the door behind him.
"I don't get it, Hiro. How can the little girl be evil if she pets puppies, kisses babies and meditates with a Jedi?" Dash asked.
"What?! You believe that? He may be a Jedi, but he is nuts. Listen, dude. Let's just go back and face the music." Hiro suggested. "Who cares if Elsa hates you forever? It's no big deal. A lot of people out there hate me!"
Somewhere in the forest, Anger is seen reading a newspaper article that featured Hiro. "Why, Hiro? Why don't you print my letters? I…I…I HATE YOU!" He rips the article into pieces.
"Hmm…" Dash thought before Baymax spots a figure that ran by.
"Hiro, I think I found her." Baymax reported.
"Vanellope! After her!" Dash said as they pursued the figure. "Hiro, you and Baymax cut her off from the right! I'll take the left!" Hiro nods as they went in their directions. Dash tackles the figure as Hiro leaps down on top of him. They both fall on the figure, but Dash notices something strange.
"Huh?" Dash and the figure stand up. "You're way bigger than I thought you were!"
"Dash. That is not her." Baymax informs him.
"No one will harm Vanellope! I will wreck whoever seeks to arrest her!" He said as his mask falls of, revealing the figure to be Wreck-It Ralph.
"No! Please! This has gone far enough!" Vanellope called out as she walks out of the forest.
"That's Vanellope." Hiro pointed out
"But I vowed to wreck whoever did this to you. They can't take away my best friend!" Ralph pleaded as he began to cry.
"Who's the toughest stinkbrain I know? That's you." Vanellope comforted him. He continued to cry and embraced her. "Give us a moment." Hiro, Dash and Baymax went over to a chocolate log as Dash and Hiro sat down.
"Man, I don't know, Hiro. Why would Elsa hate her so much if she's so nice?" Dash asked.
"Just because she's a good friend to him, doesn't necessarily mean she's a villain." Hiro said.
"That doesn't look like a villain to me." Dash argued as he noticed Vanellope place a tarp over a puddle so that a flock of geese can cross without getting wet. "And believe me, I've seen and fought villains before."
"I can probably think of a reason why that's villainous if you give me enough time. Maybe." Hiro said.
Dash groaned. "Do not feel bad. Perhaps it is best if you confess to Queen Elsa." Baymax suggests.
"Yeah, but then, Elsa will hate us forever." Dash realized.
"Hey man, it's not that bad being hated." Hiro said as he sat down beside Dash. A letter flies near Hiro's foot.
"C'mon, pick it up." Anger whispered, hoping for Hiro to notice and read it. But to his dismay, Dash and Hiro walk by it, leaving the letter. "You ungrateful jerk-wad!"
Vanellope goes over to them holding three licorice bracelets. "Oh! Sorry to make you wait. I made these licorice bracelets for you guys as a- as a token of my gratitude for your patience." Dash puts his bracelet on while Hiro puts one on Baymax before putting his own on. "Oh…sorry I…I have to sit down for a second." Dash and Hiro lead Vanellope to the log as she sits down. "I know this is a bit odd to ask this, but you wouldn't happen to have any peanut butter on you, would you?"
"Actually yeah, I think I have one in my pack." Dash fishes out a peanut butter pack from his bag and hands it to her.
"Oh thank goodness." Vanellope said before opening the pack.
"I also have some pretzel sticks in here if you- huh?" Dash said as he fished out a small bag of pretzel sticks before noticing that Vanellope has eaten the entire pack of peanut butter, hinted by the remnants around her mouth.
"What happened to the cup?" Hiro asked. Vanellope responds by taking the empty cup out of her mouth and puts it in Hiro's hand.
"Oh, how embarrassing! Now you know my weakness. I can't help myself around peanut butter." Vanellope confessed.
"What?!" Dash gasped.
"I believe the source of her embarrassment is that she has a very rare disorder: a peanut butter deficiency." Baymax noted.
"Your robot friend's right. I didn't want to tell anyone because it'd worry them, but yes, I have a peanut butter deficiency." Vanellope admits. "And no matter how many times I visit the Ice Castle, I always end up eating the entire royal peanut butter supply."
"No wonder Elsa hates you!" Dash realized it.
"Yes, but I'd never turn Elsa green and bald! I would never do such a thing!" Vanellope tells him. Hiro hands him a napkin to wipe off the peanut butter off her face. "Thank you."
Dash groaned. "Of course you wouldn't! You're too nice a girl. I'm the one who threw that bottle. I was going to tell her, but then—she started talking all crazy—she said she'd never forgive me and… I-I didn't know!" Dash began to weep before Vanellope plants a kiss on his cheek. Dash looks at her, blushing.
"Hey, it's okay. People make mistakes. It helps us grow up and you never truly stop growing." Vanellope comforts him, but Dash doesn't feel okay.
"Now you're making me feel even worse by being so nice about it." Dash sighed.
"Maybe I should just confess the crime and put an end to this." Vanellope said.
"Hold on, Vanellope… I think I might have an idea that will save everyone's reputations." Dash said as he whispered his idea to Hiro and Vanellope.
Later today, Jiminy Cricket is driving Elsa and Anna around with the former wearing a cyan blue one-piece swimsuit in a mobile bathtub full of medicinal milk connected to the carriage. Anna looks over at Elsa with worry from inside. Dash jumps in the way of the carriage and stops them
"Halt!" Dash shouts.
"Dash! Did you find Vanellope yet?" Elsa asked.
"No, not yet, but you are in grave danger. There is an assassin in these very woods, dead set on stopping you from reaching the signing of the treaty." Dash informs her. "In fact…" He hears rustling bushes. "Do you hear that rustling in the bushes?"
"Rustle. Rustle, rustle." Hiro said from behind the bush and jumps out wearing a mask that covered his mouth. "I'm an ambush! Halt!"
"What's going on?!" Dash asked.
"Oh, did I jump out too early?" Hiro asked, out of character.
Dash cleared his throat with a cough. "Why are you here, stranger?"
"I have come for the queen. I'm an assassin!"
"Um, guys?" Elsa spoke.
"Stand back! I will stop him! Hi-yah!"
"Hi-yah!"
Elsa rolls her eyes as she watches Dash and Hiro pretend to fight. "I will kill you! And raise your children as my own!" They continue play-fighting until Hiro actually punches Dash into a nearby rock.
"Remember, it's just an act, Hiro!" Dash tells him.
"Sorry, dude!" Hiro uses his Micro-Bots to kick away Jiminy and stand right in front of Elsa. "Now, to kill you and take my prize. But wait; surely this cannot be the fair Queen Elsa! Where are her fair, flush cheeks? The long, platinum hair?" Annoyed, Elsa punched Hiro to the ground. "It is clear the queen travels elsewhere." He then goes out of his character. "Catch you later, Elsa!" He then jumps into the bush he hid into before. "Get out there, girl!"
"I don't know if I can do this." Vanellope said behind said bush. She is suddenly pushed out by Hiro.
"Go, go, go, go!" Hiro pushes her out.
"And that is how I, Vanellope von Schweetz, by disfiguring you beyond all recognition, humbly saved your life." Vanellope announced with a bow.
"Yeah, alright!" Hiro cheered as he jumped out of the bush.
"Yes!" Dash cheered while on the ground from the impact of the rock.
"What's the point of this little performance again?" Elsa asked before noticing Vanellope. She gasps. "And why isn't Vanellope clapped in shackles?!"
"She's right. Innocent or not, I should accept what's coming to me." Vanellope admits.
"Jiminy!" Elsa calls out. Jiminy pops out of the shadows with bronze handcuffs.
"Oh, no!" Dash gasped.
"Nothing's going my way today."
Jiminy jumps to cuff Vanellope, but due to his size, he can't reach. Dash runs between the two. "Enough!"
"Dash?"
"Vanellope didn't throw that bottle! Ah… Elsa, I have something sucky to confess. I'm the one who threw the bottle." Dash confessed. Elsa gasps to this revelation. "I'm sorry, but I knew if I told you, you'd hate me forever."
"Hmm… well, I could never stay mad at a friend like you, Dash, especially not forever." Elsa tells him. "And you seem genuinely penitent."
"I have no idea what that means, but thank you!" Dash thanked her.
Hiro laughs while Vanellope smiles warmly. Elsa suddenly points at them. "But that doesn't douse my hatred for Vanellope!"
"That reminds me, what did make you hate her so much?" Dash asked.
"That bully always empties out my peanut butter pantry!" Elsa informs him. "And it was handmade too!"
"Aw, shucks. She can't control herself around peanut butter. She goes cocoa-nuts for it! It's because she has a peanut butter deficiency." Dash tells her.
"It's true, your majesty. My most humble apologies for my medical disorder." Vanellope apologizes to Elsa.
"Oh, my, you poor, sad girl! I forgive you 100%." Elsa tells her before whispering to Dash. "Yeah, I don't believe a word from her."
Dash sighs. "I'm really sorry about making you temporarily ugly, Elsa. Especially before the signing of the Inter-Kingdom Peace Treaty." He apologized. "I wish there was some way to make it up to you."
"Maybe there is, Dash. Maybe there is… hey!" Elsa thought before catching Dash, Hiro and Baymax walking away.
"Hmm, what? You said maybe." Dash said as he and Hiro turned around.
Later, a gavel is heard hitting hard wood. "I call to order the signing of the sesquicentennial Inter-Kingdom Peace Treaty." Judge Claude Frollo announces. "I now call upon the delegates from Arendelle. Princess Anna and Queen… Elsas?" Dash and Hiro are both seen dressed as Elsa, sitting beside Anna. Dash stands up and begins to read a pre-written letter from the queen.
"Ahem! It would be presumptuous indeed to present myself against the distinguished queen to whom you have listened." Dash read the letter aloud.
Hiro yawns and looks over to a burly delegate. "Buy a lady a drink?" The metal mask falls of the delegate to reveal that it is really Wreck-It Ralph.
"Wreck-It Ralph?!" Both Dash and Hiro gasped.
"That's right! And I didn't come here alone!" Ralph announces as Frollo's face is ripped open and Anger pops out.
"Remember me, Hiro?!"
"…Nope." Hiro said bluntly.
Anger explodes as both he and Ralph jump towards Dash and Hiro. They pause in mid-air before they land.
Pretty impressive, don't you think? And that was just episode one. You'll be seeing more of these in the future. Reviews are appreciated. Archer out!
