Welcome back, Infiniteers! In this, the Beagle Boys invade Mickey's office and make prank calls to the Incredibles, sending them on a wild goose chase, suspecting Loki, Green Goblin, and Kylo Ren are committing crimes. But when the three villains investigate further, the Beagle Boys soon find themselves at the end of the villains' wrath. Enjoy!
Disney Infinity: Toy Box Adventures
Episode 7: Telephonies
(Deep breath) Ah! The Toy Box City! And what a beautiful city she is, full of… A telephone starts ringing. Oh. Excuse me for a second. Uh…hello?
"Yeah, listen, jerk-face, you good-for-nothing toad!"
Hey, you can't talk to me like that!
"How about this? I think you stink! I can smell you over the phone!"
Why, you… WHO IS THIS?! A click and dial tone is heard Hello? Hello! A quick pan down reveals the Beagle Boys gathered around a payphone. They are laughing over their latest prank. Oh. The Beagle Boys. Why you prank-calling good-for-nothings! When I get my hands on you, I'll…
Big Time Beagle, who orchestrated the call, turned to his brothers. "What a dope!"
"Yeah, what you said," Bouncer Beagle snickered.
"Hey, Big Time! Big Time! Do another one!" Burger Beagle suggests.
"Yeah, yeah. Do another one."
"All right, all right. Let's see." He thinks of a number. He dials it and we hear the phone ringing on the other end. The screen splits to show Tiana at her New Orleans restaurant; she picks up.
"Tiana's Place," Tiana spoke.
"Yeah, question, do you have frogs' legs?" Big Time asked her.
"Why, yes I do," Tiana responded.
"What, you hop to work, then? Jerk!" Tiana was shocked and offended to hear his comment, but before she could fire back, he hangs up. The Boys' side expands to full screen. All three laugh for a while before Big Time hands the receiver to Burger. "Okay, Burger, your turn." Another ring is heard.
"Aw man," Bouncer sighs.
"Shh! It's ringing!" The screen splits again, this time Fix-It Felix Jr. appears on the other half. He picks up.
"Hello?"
"Hi, is this Fix-It Felix Jr., the titular protagonist of the arcade game Fix-It Felix Jr.?"
"Speaking."
"Congratulations! You have just won five million dollars!" Burger grins.
"F-f-five million d – five million dollars?!" Felix said flabbergasted. "Oh, wow! This is the first time I've won anything other than a medal!"
"Please hold to collect your prize."
"Sure, I can hold."
The other two Beagle Boys hold back a snicker. Burger shushes them as he covers the mouthpiece with his hand. With one tap of the hook, he breaks the connection. Felix stands there with a wide smile frozen on his face. The Boys laugh heartily at the joke. The Boys' side expands to fill the screen again. Big Time picks up the receiver again.
"Okay! I think Bouncer should finish things today." Big Time dials another number. The screen splits again, with Jasmine on the other side.
"Hello?" Jasmine answered, followed by a long silence.
"Hi."
"Who is this?" Another long silence follows.
"Bouncer," Big Time claps his hand to his forehead.
"Bouncer who?"
"Bouncer Beagle."
"Hey, is this some kind of prank call?" Once more, a long silence follows.
"Yes?"
"Well, it's not a very good one."
"Oh. Sorry."
"Oh, come on, give me that!" Big Time snatches the phone. "Uh…Prince Albert, the fridge!" He quickly hangs up. The Boys' side expands to full screen. "That was the worst prank call I've ever heard!"
"We're sorry, Brother! We can think of some better pranks!"
"Nah, it's not the pranks, it's the targets. We're thinking too small. We're the Beagle Boys for crying out loud! We need to do something big. Something this city will never forget!" Big Time thinks for a moment. They see that they're gathered in front of ToonTown Hall. "Boys, I think I got it!"
Inside, Mickey Mouse is playing Solitaire on his desk. He stacks the 5 of Hearts on top of the 6 of Clubs. He hears the phone ring.
"Hello?" Mickey answered. "Oh! Director Fury! Wait… You need me to leave the office? So soon?"
The camera pans quickly to Burger at the payphone outside. He's pulling off a near-perfect Nick Fury voice. "Sir, we need you to cut the ribbon at the new toy shop on the east side of the city. Hurry, Mayor. The crowd is getting antsy!"
"We want to shop! We want to shop!" Big Time and Bouncer mimicked an impatient crowd.
"For the people's sake, hurry!"
Mickey rushes past the Boys, carrying a pair of ceremonial scissors. The Boys laugh at him after he left. They sneak their way inside.
"Let's go!" Big Time said softly as they enter the building. They reach the office door within minutes. The door swings open and the three poke their heads around the frame and gasp sharply. The Incrediphone sits under a glass dome on the other side of the room.
"Ooooh!"
At the home of the Incredibles, Dash was telling his family what he saw on the way back from school.
"It's true! I saw Felix standing there!" Dash confirmed.
"That is strange," Elastigirl agreed. "Do you think you could see if he's okay?"
The Incrediphone starts buzzing. "An emergency! Felix will have to wait." Mr. Incredible spoke as he answered the hotline. "Hello?" He hears excited talking on the other end. "What's the trouble, Mickey?" More excited talking is heard. "Loki's up to his tricks again?"
"Please hurry!" Burger, using his Mickey Mouse voice pleaded. He hangs up. The Boys, gathered around the phone, laugh crazily. In Loki's lair, we see Loki calmly watching 007: Tomorrow Never Dies on an armchair. After several seconds of silence, the Incredibles crash in through the door, jolting him awake.
"Wha…? Huh?" Loki stammered before the family of Supers start pummeling him.
"What's the meaning of-" Before he could finish his sentence, Elastigirl shoves the back of the chair down onto him, squashing him. Mr. Incredible picks up the chair and throws it against a wall. It falls the floor and lands on its back, leaving Loki looking up at the Incredibles.
"Don't play dumb, Loki. We know you've got some evil scheme underway!" Elastigirl glared.
"Evil scheme? What the heck are you babbling about?"
"Oh, like you don't have a Frost Giant ready to smash ToonTown!" Dash guessed.
"No."
"No diabolical plans to freeze the world?" Mr. Incredible guessed.
"No."
"Unleashing hordes of Chitauri to capture people?" Violet guessed.
"Oh, for crying out loud. No! I had no intention of committing any crimes. Not today, anyway." Loki assured. "In case you were wondering what I was doing, I was in this chair, watching an old spy movie. I was just about to watch Bond kill Dr. Kaufman when you showed up."
They look at the TV and see the movie still playing. "Oh." A long pause followed Mr. Incredible's deflated realization. "Well, you'd best behave yourself, or we'll be back!"
"Oh, goodness. I'd better turn my movie down!" The family glared at him before returning home in their Incredibile.
"Talk about embarrassing," Elastigirl commented.
"I'll say," Violet agreed before Dash spotted something.
"Mom! Dad! Look!" The family sees Felix at his apartment window still on the phone. "See? I was right."
"What is he doing?" Violet asked. The Incrediphone buzzes again. Mr. Incredible picks up.
"Hello?" Excited talking is heard on the other end. "Green Goblin is out of control? Are you sure? We're on our way!" The Incredibles leave again in their Incredibile. They head towards Green Goblin's lab. In the office, the Boys laugh again. We see the family approaching Goblin's lab. Inside, we see Norman polishing his glider. He looks into his reflection on the glider. But what he wasn't expecting to see was the Incredibles barging in.
"Okay, Goblin! Prepare to get stomped!" the family starts attacking Norman.
"This is for anything you destroyed!" Elastigirl punches Goblin in his gut.
"This is for anyone you hurt!" Dash and Mr. Incredible dropkicked him.
"And this is for polishing your glider!" Violet swings Goblin's glider right on his head, knocking him out. Dash sees the glider in his sister's hands and looks at his reflection, and then realizes something.
"Uh-oh. I think maybe he was just polishing his glider." Dash realized.
"Uh, Norman?" Violet asked.
"Um…we didn't mean to…"
Green Goblin woke up and snarled at the Incredibles, steaming with anger. They smile nervously.
"I guess you weren't going crazy. You were just polishing your glider." Violet giggled nervously as she placed the glider down on the floor. The family inch away before dashing off at top speed. They return to their house and sit in front of the TV. From the living room window, we see Felix still on the phone. The dial tone is faintly heard.
"That's strike two for Mickey!" Elastigirl said.
"Yeah. First, Loki's innocent, then Green Goblin is clean." Mr. Incredible confirmed.
"Who's it going to be this time? Ultron? Boba Fett?" Violet guessed.
"I doubt they have anything planned," Dash thought aloud. The Incrediphone buzzes again.
"Hello, Mickey," Mr. Incredible answered sarcastically. Excited talking on the other end; his eyes pop open. "Are you sure? Really? Really? Really? Oh…Okay, we're on it."
"Is he pulling our leg again?" Elastigirl asked.
"No. This one is serious. It's…Kylo Ren!"
"K-Kylo Ren?!"
"The Jedi Killer?"
"The Supreme Leader of the First Order?"
"Mickey wouldn't joke about this one. Let's take the jet." They take off in a red and black jet. The hotline hangs up and the Boys laugh over their latest coup. Cut to a Zen garden, where we see Kylo Ren doing tai chi exercises. The Incredibles crash in through the ceiling and brace for a fight; their expressions change to disbelief. Kylo Ren is in a Repulse Monkey stance.
"Hello, Incredibles," Kylo Ren greeted them. "What a nice surprise. So what's the occasion for your unexpected visit?"
"Uh…we were just wondering…"
Kylo Ren is now doing Flash the Arm. "How I stay so calm and fit? Well, now you know."
"Uh, no, we want to know if you did anything…evil today."
Kylo Ren switches to Brush Knee Twist Step. "No, not today. Why do you ask?"
"No reason, just wondering," Dash told him.
"Keeping this figure isn't always easy, you know. I took some time off my busy schedule to get into shape." Kylo Ren explains as he transitions to Left Grasp Birds Tail.
"So…you haven't been…"
"No."
"Okay…I guess we'll see you later."
"So you will."
"Okay. Bye, then." The family leaves in their jet.
"Goodbye, Incredibles. Come back soon." He approaches a telephone. "Goodbye…" He picks up the receiver and dials a number.
The camera pans quickly to Loki, now sitting in a canvas beach chair in his lair. He is on the phone with Green Goblin.
"Okay, okay, Norman, I heard you the first time…I know." The line beeps. "I know. Hold on, Norman. There's someone on the other line." He pushes a button to pick up the call.
"Loki! It's me, Kylo Ren," The screen splits to view Kylo Ren.
"Yes, sir! What is it?" Loki responds.
"You won't believe what just happened!"
"Let me guess: The Incredibles just barged into your home unannounced?"
"What?! How did you know?!"
"The same thing happened to me and Green Goblin. He's on the other line."
"Well, put him on!" Loki pushes a button on his phone, and the screen splits again to show Green Goblin, back to his normal green color from his red enraged state at the Incredibles.
"And then they smacked me with my glider!" Goblin yelled.
"This is an outrage!"
"For once, I'm in total agreement. We may be evil, but that doesn't keep us from being simple citizens." Loki agreed.
"My glider!" Goblin sobs.
"We should complain!" Kylo Ren suggests.
"But to who?"
Inside the office of ToonTown Hall, the phone begins to ring. The Beagle Boys are asleep on and around the couch. Cut to a close-up of Bouncer, the ringing phone right in front of his face. "Hello?"
"I request to speak to Mickey Mouse immediately!" Kylo Ren demanded over the phone.
"Uh, he's not here right now. Can I take a message?"
During the conversation, the screen cuts back and forth between Kylo Ren.
"Do you know when he'll be back?!"
"Uh, I don't know. You see, Burger tricked Mickey into leaving his office so we could break in to use the Incrediphone to make prank calls." Bouncer explained, stupidly revealing their plan.
"Huh? You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?"
"Uh, Bouncer."
"Bouncer who?"
"Bouncer Beagle of the Beagle Boys. Who is this?" A click, then a dial tone is heard. "Hello?"
"Who was that, Bouncer?" Big Time asked.
"No idea. They hung up before I could get a name." Bouncer asked. They hear the door crash open. The Boys see Goblin, Loki, and Kylo Ren looking very angry. They're each armed with their weapon of choice.
"So…I see you boys like to make prank calls!" Kylo Ren glared through his mask.
The three villains charge at the Boys and start ripping into them. Kylo Ren smashes Bouncer and Burger into the wall with the Force and slams Big Time into the floor three times. Green Goblin throws Burger like a javelin into the gut of Bouncer, held by Loki. The flood of attacks includes Loki slamming the blade of his staff into Bouncer's foot, causing him to yell in agonizing pain. The all-out brawl continues as Mickey returns to his office. He doesn't immediately notice the chaos around him.
"Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, my foot." Mickey mumbled to himself before noticing the battle in total surprise. "What the…?!"
The battle royal has moved to the center of the office, right in front of his desk. Mickey tiptoes past and reaches the hotline. Cut to the Incredibles watching a movie in the living room. The hotline buzzes nearby. Mr. Incredible answers the call.
"Hello?"
"Incredibles! You are not going to believe this! The Beagle Boys, Green Goblin, Loki, and Kylo Ren are all fighting right here in my office!"
"Yeah, right, Mickey. Very funny." Mr. Incredible hangs up, believing the warning's another one of his tricks. He rejoins his family in their movie night. The hotline buzzes again. They glare in its direction. Having fed up, Violet fires a force field ball towards it, smashing it to pieces. They get back to watching the movie.
"Hey, Dash?" Violet spoke to her brother.
"Yeah?"
"I'm starting to get this weird feeling that we forgot about something."
"Eh, I'm sure he'll figure it out soon," Dash assured. The camera pans back showing Felix still on the phone, smile frozen on his face. The dial tone is heard once again.
So once again, the day is saved…thanks to Loki, Goblin, and Ren?
I got some inspiration from the 1998 Powerpuff Girls episode Telephonies. Stay safe, all of you.