Fuutarou Uesugi thought of many paths his life could take from time to time. Would he become a successful businessman with news stations eyeing him up like hungry dogs waiting for their owner to feed them? A Yakuza member running from his loans and helping his family stay afloat? Maybe he'll just be living a quiet life like his mother wanted for her own and just being happy! Well out of all of those he didn't think he'd be a janitor for his school, on a weekend no less.
'I wish I was studying right now rather than washing this dirty floor with no play as an added screw you by the world,' I don't know what Uesugi thought about this right now, but I'm guessing it had to do with him wanting to study instead cleaning up the school floors. I'm not sure, but I think it's the tears falling from his eyes like waterfalls so stupidly like some sort of romcom anime is giving me that feel. His clothes were basically just an all tan jumpsuit with a company name he had no idea what the name was.
You're probably thinking how he got into this mess and why he's wanting to die at the moment. Well, long story short, he had a bet with Takeda going on. He was so sure no one would would make 'that'.I mean, he even said that the Nanakos wouldn't make it! So, Takeda said if 1 made 'that', he had to sweep the floors of the school on a weekend.
Well, one of them did make 'that' He was so mad and so dumbfounded that he thinks that was the first time he ever yelled fuck in front of people. He was also surprised and betrayed at who did it. Out of all the sisters, it was Itsuki who had 'that' hanging over her neck. Well, it was more of a half-yell of it so he didn't know if it counted.
So now, he's sweeping the floors of the school as part of Takeda's deal. How fun. Anyways, he got done sweeping the hallways of the 2nd floor so now he was moving-well more like dragging his mop and bucket over to the cafeteria.
He reached there in 2 minutes of slow movement and cleaning up the water that fell out of the bucket due to him dragging it. Well, it's mopping time fo-
"Dangit! Why isn't he here?"
Uesugi ears perked as he picked up himself and tried to look for the voice. He could've sworn the doors to the outside were lo- why is there a boy with a chess board?
Yes, sitting near one of the tables was a boy. Probably around 15 with brown hair and brown eyes with almost tanned skin. He wore some green colored T-shirt and blue jeans as he was tapping furiously on his phone. He was definitely waiting for someone.
"Uh, what are you doing here?" Uesugi asked before rephrasing. "Acutally, how did you get here?"
"I went through a window," the mystery boy said as he quickly changed the subject. "Anyways, want to play chess? My friend's not here right now so could I practice on you?"
"Uhhhh, sure," Uesugi said trying to ignore what the boy said in how he got here. The board was set and the boy allowed Uesugi to go first. The match started and it was getting o-.
boom*...
Uesugi and the boy looked at each other for a coupke seconds before the boy spoke up.
"Hm, probably an earthquake going on. Let's get back to the match." The boy and Uesugi went back to playing and the match was still going on smoothly, the boy started to move his knights to try to fool Ue-
rumble*...
boom*...
tumble*...
boom*...
crash*...
"What the heck was-" Uesugi spoke up before being instantly being cut off by the boy.
"Wow, what a weird earthquake. Let's keep playing!" The boy said quickly as his voice started to worry. This 'earthquake' was definitely unnatural but he didn't notice it, or more likely he didn't care about it. He just needed Uesugi to play his queen...
"*boom* Fuu-kun...*boom*...where are you? *RUMBLE*"
The rumble and booming was sounding closer and closer. Uesugi knew the earthquake was getting close but what intrigued him was the noise...Was that Nino? No, he must be imagining it.
Uesugi was way too focused on the match on hand to notice the closer booms and rumbles. After 5 turns, he saw his pieces: he had lost 2 pawns, his rooks and knights were both useless at the moment and his pawns are bad choices as well as his bishops.
On the boy's side, he had all of his pawns but lost a rook, all of his knights were useless and his pawns were intact but dumb moves. His bishops were stationed near his pawns to plan a strike as his remaining rook was eyeing his knight and most importantly his queen was ready to just go straight through to win the match.
That's it! He needed to play his queen! It might be risky but it had to be do this! If he got his queen, he would sacrifice his queen but he can knock down half of the boy's pawns in the proc-.
"Fuutarou..*boom* are you still mad about ruined your weekend?...*RUMBLE* I promise I'll make up for that... *CRASH* I'll make sure you stay near me so you won't get hurt...*BOOM* Acutally, I'll make sure no one will hurt you physically or emotionally ever again... *RUMBLE* I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT! *CRASH* "
Holy shit, was that a building that made that crash sound?! That sounded like a fucking building being smashed in! I'm pretty sure Uesugi and the boy noticed that one, no way they didn't! Oh... well, looks like Uesugi and the boy didn't care. A building probably got smashed in but these dudes are more focused on the chess match.
...Does Uesugi and the boy love their chess that much or are they selfish and wants to win to prove their brain power? Well, Uesugi did question something though...why did those rumbles sound like Miku?
Anyways, back to the ma-
"Stay...*boom* away... *BOOM* FROM THE SCHOOL! *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *SMASH* YOU'LL DESTROY IT WITH FUU-KUN INSIDE!"
...
Back to the match...
Uesugi was picking up his hand to finally play his queen that had been sitting on that square for more than 300 words I'm pretty sure. He dropped his hand down and finally put his grip on it...
...until it fell apart and turned into sand.
"Uesugi-kun? *BOOM* You're in the school? *BOOM* Oh yeah, the bet...*RUMBLE* Well, I don't think the bet is needed anymore. *BOOM* W-well, I think maybe if you want out of the bet, you can escape with me Uesugi-kun...*BOOM* I think you need someone...*RUMBLE* Like me... *CRASH* OWW!"
"No...You... *BOOM* need. to. stay. away. from. THE SCHOOL! *BOOM* *SMASH* *CRASH* YOU'LL CRUSH FUUTAROU-KUN!"
...I hate being stuck to this deaf bookworm. Oh yeah, I forgot, Uesugi's queen turned to sand. I wonder why...Oh, the boy is thinking in his head now. He didn't notice his queen turn to sand at first, he was more focused on the earthquake, is it sounding like Itsuki now?
'Hahahahahahah, finally I can reveal my plans. I had planned after I heard he was going to be in this school alone. So, of course, I pretended to wait for a friend and then play chess with Uesugi when he came around. Then I could use the love potion that's supposed to make you're love for someone '20x bigger' and then spike the drinks on those quints that love him like those couples in those damn rom-coms and turn them into basic yanderes! And of course, the queen piece on Uesugi's is supposed to represent him having to choose one! It's genius, man I need to double-check the bottle to see if I got it ri-'
In that moment, the boy's face went from proud egomaniac to a pale white frown. He had to re-read what the potion said to make sure it wasn't lying to him.
'Giantess Potion:
Makes you grow to over 20x your original size just for the ladies! Scare those pesky men away always catcalling you and/or treating you like an object or make your love for your partner emotionally be physical or walk across town with your new height. You can down the whole bottle, but you receive the same effect with as much as 1 teaspoon of it! Potion takes about 1 hour to start taking effect.
WARNING: YOUR CLOTHES WILL NOT GROW WITH YOU. EITHER TAKE THEM OFF OR KNOW THE RISKS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING. WOULD ALSO NOT RECOMMEND BEING IN ANY TYPE OF BUILDINGS AS THEY WILL MOST LIKELY BE DESTROYED'
'...fuck,' The boy thought as he dropped the bottle. He looked back at Uesugi and started to go on about his 'master plan' But when he dropped the bottle, it revealed even more wording:
'If you're worried about your stomach growling and think it's a bad sign, don't worry! Your stomach is processing the growth effects before and during your growth so no gas from both ends will come out of you if you're worried about that! When you drink it, your stomach will start from lightly gurgling to loudly howling like never before! It will get the loudest it gets when your growth is starting. Then it will stop once you stop growing. Don't worry about it being a bellyache, it's just the noise of it processing and it won't feel like a bellyache. Have fun! -GigaCo.'
"-and that was my master plan for tricking you!...But I mixed up the potions so that didn't happen..." The boy finally finished with a distraught and confused Uesugi looking back at them. Then Uesugi's thick skull finally had its gears turning.
"Wait, then what happened to the quints?! If you didn't give them the right potion... THEN WHAT POTION DID YOU GIVE THEM THEN!?!?" Uesugi face turned red with anger as he was about to rip this boy's head off when he heard the same crashes from the 'earthquake'.
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*SMASH*
*RUMBLE*
'Okay' Uesugi thought. 'That isn't a normal earthquake'. Uesugi's suspicions were answered when he heard this.
"I'M TAKING FUUTAROU-KUN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT RIGHT NOW! *CRASH* HE NEEDS TO BE PUT SOMEWHERE SAFE WHERE HE WON'T BE CRUSHED BY US! *BOOM* DO YOU WANT HIM TO BE KILLED!? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU CRUSHED HIM!?"
"Why do you think Uesugi-san will be good with you holding him?*BOOM* I SAW WHAT YOU TRIED TO PULL ON US BEOFRE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT AGAIN! YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE WHERE WE CAN'T FIND HIM!!! *BOOM* *CRASH* UESUGI-SAN NEEDS TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM YOU, THAT'S WHY HE NEEDS TO STAY WITH ME!!!"
Uesugi couldn't hear exactly what they said since he has the ears of a 70-year old grandpa, but he did recognize those voices by the sound...did that sound like Ichika and Yotsuba? No, they can't be. Unless they have huge megaphones, acutally knowing them they probably did, there's no way he can here there voices outside where he can't see them.
As Uesugi was using his 1% brainpower to figure this out, he heard a muffled shake, then another shake until he figured it out.
The whole school is shaking. Oh shit.
"Ah crap, okay. Can we forget about our differences and start running away!?" The boy said in a panicked shaky tone.
"You seriously think I'm just going to forgive you just because there's a crisis?" Uesugi said. "What is this, a fanfi-"
*CRASH*
Uesugi was cutoff from his ramblings when he heard a huge crash of what sounded like glass come from the 3rd floor. Was someone trying to break in or was the earthquake breaking the glass? Strange, then why wasn't the other glass breaki-
*CRASH*
Another one! Now this is getting more interes-
"Let's go you big idiot!" The boy said as he took his hand and started booking it as fast as his legs can take him. Now, both of them started running through the recently cleaned hallways...It was important that I mentioned that since both of them slipped on it 40feet(13m) into their escape and landed smack dab in the middle of the hallway.
"Well, at least we got away" The boy said triumphantly as he paraded like he didn't realize he was still in the school. Adding insult to injury, it seemed like a giant eye was staring straight at them. That's strange, who knew the illuminati existe-
*CRASH*
That giant eye in the window turned into a giant feminine hand that reached out for their delicious prey. Uesugi glanced over and screamed so high pitched he could beat a little girl in a highest-pitch scream contest. As his efforts to get up were futile, the giant hand cupped their grasp around the boy and Uesugi as they were dragged out of the school with a voice, probably coming from the hand, saying:
"Don't worry Fuu-kun~. You're safe with me now~"
Now being dragged out by the giant feminine hand that almost sounded like Nino, Uesugi had wondered something through his screams and his futile attempts of escaping the hand's grasp:
How the hell did this situation get to where it is?