Bird: Thank you very much, for asking that question, Fbgoldfish, because now I will have to explain it, so it is clear for everyone! Yeah. I'll tell you that Kyo checks it with a scanner, because the computer will check book inventory and everything… yuppers!

P.U.: I'm REAL! After Bird colored me with Magic Markers, I'm a real bird. Now… :hits Bird on the head so she's out cold:: Don't worry, Adrienne always does this to Bird. She's sort of depressed that her fanfic sucks like heck.

Bird: I'm not out cold. Just a bad bruise. And it does not suck… ::Hides in the dark corner and sulks::

Kyo took the portable scanner and was through shelf 3 of the graphic novels. None of the books happened to be the one, because the scanner all had the books accounted for. Beep. Beep. Beep. Kyo continuously, monotonously scanned each barcode on each book.

"No… no… no…. not a match… NO!" He said, in obvious pain. Haru, who was usually at the cash register, was helping, since it's not like anybody was buying books... no, not at Crazy and Urino's. Haru didn't have a scanner, but he would run to Kyo and ask for the book to be scanned. It was a dull, boring, endless job. Suddenly, Haru's eyes brightened with hope, as he took out one particular book. Haru stomped to Kyo and smacked him on the head.

"Hey! I think I found the book!" Haru said, dangling it in front of Kyo's red face.

"Why would it be? None of them are. I'll end up finding it on a desk in the end, with the luck I'm getting…" Kyo moaned.

"Listen to me, fool! There's a receipt with the purchase inside this book! NOW SCAN IT, BASTARD!" Haru yelled. Apparently, Haru was getting black just listening to Kyo. Kyo grumbled and was surprised to see that this was the destined book. What were the chances? To Kyo, it seemed one to a thousand.

"God, I hate it when other people are right, and I'm the helpless one…" Kyo muttered under his breath. "Haru was right! How could I miss it? A receipt! A RECEIPT! SO OBVIOUS! Ugh…" Kyo's mind repeated like a tape recorder, going on and on, saying the same message. Haru saw this.

" I see I have done my work well…" Haru grinned.

P.U.: Thanks for reading! You can read up until chapter 689… that's when we'll spring the evil plan… hehehe….

Bird: ::Smack!!! KAPOW!!!! Throws P.U. to the other side of the room:: Urm… Nothing happened…. Seriously… There is no evil plan… You know…