Yep. The Toshiba laptop is running just fine. I made a new folder just for my fanfics, so it should be easier to find my files.

Disclaimer: I do not own SpongeBob and I never will.

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SpongeBob was currently where we last left him. Sleeping on his couch. He had gotten a serious bite from an orange glowing spider just the day before. Slowly, he woke up.

"(Yawn) Well, that was a good sleep that I just had…Wait a minute. That was a good sleep that I just had."

Amazingly, Sponge had been feeling terrible ever since the spider bite. He practically had to let his suffering put him to sleep. Today, however, he was feeling particularly…perfect.

"Alright…I think I'll just get a soda."

So he walked into his kitchen and went to the refrigerator. After opening it, he grabbed a soda and started chugging it down quickly. He didn't even notice that when he opened the refrigerator, he ripped the door right off its hinges. At least he didn't notice until about five seconds after putting it back on.

"… Wait, did I just do that."

After inspecting the refrigerator from top to bottom, he came upon one conclusion.

"Cheap fridge" he decided.

He went back to the living room. The only other person besides Gary and himself was Sandy, who was sleeping in an armchair. He decided to have…a little fun.

"OH, MY GOD! I'M DYING!"

That worked. Actually, it sent Sandy literally through the roof. When she came back down three minutes later, she showed SpongeBob that she could do a very good imitation of an underwater volcano. (It was a miracle her helmet didn't explode)

Two Minutes of Ear Splitting Profanity Later…

"Alright, SpongeBob. I think I'm okay." Sandy said after cooling down a bit.

"That's good, Sandy." SpongeBob replied while stuffing cotton balls into the holes in the sides of his head.

"Well, I thought of a way for you to pay me back for scaring me like that."

"Oka-What is it?"

"I reserved a copy of "Enchantment Under the Sea" over at the video store. All you have to do is go pick it up."

"Oh…that's a relief. I thought you were gonna send me on some mission to the moon to kill a giant moon monster, or something."

"No. Now it's already been paid for. Just pick it up and mention a reservation under the name "Sandy". I'd do it myself, but you should be able to do it quicker than a jackrabbit on a bed of hot chicken grease."

"Man, I hate those metaphors." SpongeBob thought to himself. "Alright. I'll do it," he concluded.

SpongeBob was walking down the street to the main area of Bikini Bottom. However, as a guy with no license in a big city, he got pretty tired of walking pretty quickly.

"You know, I've been walking everywhere for quite a while," he said, "I think I'll call a bus."

Sponge saw a bus and walked over with his hand out. Little did he know that this was the same exact bus from yesterday, so (you guessed it) it drove right past him.

SpongeBob would have just forgotten about it, but today was different. Today he would do something about it. He started running after the bus, which would most likely have its license provoked for speeding over 87 mph. After about 14 seconds, he was right up against the right side of the bus. At first, everyone in the bus, who were just laughing and taunting earlier were shocked that this little yellow guy was able to keep up with the bus' speed.

Unfortunately, they started right back up again when they realized that SpongeBob was only able to keep up with the sidewall of the bus.

Well, SpongeBob wasn't going to take it anymore.

"At least I can do this," he said, slamming his left hand against the side of the bus.

Strangely enough, his hand stuck to the bus. This caught him by surprise and pulled him right off his feet, resulting in SpongeBob becoming a living windsock attached to the side of the bus.

After being attached to the side of the speeding bus for about ten seconds, SpongeBob thought about what life would be like stuck there forever. As if on cue, Sponge's hand was forced free when he was hit on the head with a streetlight. (Now when you hit something with your head at a speed like that, you can bet that it is going to hurt.)

Stranger still, however, when he put his hand to his head a second later, he felt perfectly fine.

"Well, that was weird," Spongebob said getting up, "If I ever get the chance, I'm going to beat the tar out that bus driver…Wait, this is the place."

Indeed the streetlight that he slammed into just happened to be the one in front of the Bikini Bottom Video Store.

Bikini Bottom Video is one of those places that is a paradise for all movie lovers. White walls, red-painted steel pole shelves almost as high as the ceiling. They were all stocked with DVDs. SpongeBob approached the shelf near the right wall. This was his favorite wall when looking for movies.

"Okay. First order of business: Find Sandy's DVD."

SpongeBob started searching for the E section. On the way, he passed various titles, such as "Night of the Living Goldfish", "Flex in the City: A Documentary of Larry the Lobster", "Day of the Dead Goldfish", "Ocean's Eleven"(He, He), "Planet of the Manatees", and "Dawn of the Goldfish". It was after a few minutes of searching, Sponge found "Enchantment Under the Sea". SpongeBob just decided to jump up and grab it…from the top shelf.

After picking out a few more movies, SpongeBob decided to stop by the "Adult Films" section. (I like to think of SpongeBob as about 20 years old, so in this case, he would be old enough.)

After picking up a copy of "Gills Gone Wild", SpongeBob headed toward the front counter, passing the shelf on the way and realizing how tall it actually was.

After leaving the shop, the little yellow guy decided to step into an alley. It was pretty quite and secluded.

"I must be going crazy! There's nothing wrong with me! I'm A-OK!"

At this last part, SpongeBob put his hand above his head in the (famous) position. When this happened, a thin, sticky stream line shot out of his wrist and stuck to a brick that just happened to be right above him.

When he noticed this, SpongeBob tried to break it off, but as a result, it retracted and pulled him right into the brick.

"Okay, I am officially freaked out now!" he said after finally getting down.

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I can't believe I haven't updated in over a year. I feel terrible.

I'm gonna try to be a little more attentive to these stories of mine.

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