Harry Potter Fan Fiction by whippy
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters. This was written for fun and no copyright infringement is intended.
Blood of Mud, Wing of Bat
by whippy
Chapter 19: Post-It Notes at Malfoy Manor
(10:45AM)
Master not go to work. Misty thought Master supposed to go back today. What happen?
--Misty
(10:58AM)
Misty sleep under rock last night? Master lost Ministry job. That why Master in bed all day. Poopsie is a bad elf.
--Nally
(11:34AM)
Not Poopsie's fault Master lose job! Poopsie take good care of Master.
--Poopsie
(11:36AM)
What you doing here in house! Poopsie not belong here anymore. Go away Poopsie!
--Nally
(11:37AM)
Nally right Poopsie, you go away!
--Matsy
(12:42PM)
Misty not understand. Master not work for Ministry anymore? What happen?
--Misty
(12:55PM)
Itsy is a bad elf. Itsy go slam hand in door again.
--Itsy
(1:13PM)
Not Itsy's fault. Master say not bring message when he goes to the bad place.
--Ginger
(1:30PM)
Go away bad owl! Owl not leave elf notes! Go back to owl place.
--Nally
(1:35PM)
Nally, not yell at Ginger or Master gets anonymous note telling what happen to magic cream pitcher last year.
--Ginger
(2:10PM)
Ginger not dare! Otherwise Ginger find very hot perch in owl place. Burnt feet Ginger! No blackmail Nally.
--Nally
(2:14PM)
Why Poopsie's fault?
--Misty
(3:01PM)
NOT Poopsie's fault.
--Poopsie
(3:05PM)
Poopsie, Mrs. Chatworth ask for you at Batwing. Go hurry!
--Ginger
(3:17PM)
Wicki say, good riddance.
--Wicki
(5:10PM)
Master still asleep. When supposed to wake up?
--Matsy
(5:13PM)
Poopsie has appointment book. Ask Poopsie.
--Sticky
(5:17PM)
Go away Sticky! Not want your advice. Not ask bad Poopsie.
--Nally
(5:50PM)
S.P.E.W. meeting today. Master not go to meeting?
--Dingle
(5:59PM)
Master late. Very late. Meeting start an hour ago. Poopsie try to tell everyone but Poopsie's notes keep disappearing from message board. Someone tear down all Poopsie's notes!
--Poopsie
(6:05PM)
Nally said, go away Poopsie!
--Nally
(6:10PM)
Poopsie, not cause trouble. Just go away. Please?
--Pokey
(6:12PM)
Nally, go wake up Master.
--Matsy
(6:15PM)
Matsy's turn. Matsy not fool Nally!
--Nally
(6:19PM)
No, Nally's turn. Matsy remember perfectly. Go wake up Master or Master will be very angry.
--Matsy
(6:23PM)
Master be very angry either way and IS Matsy's turn.
--Nally
(6:36PM)
Hour and a half late now! Please wake up Master, bad elves! Not making him late with your arguing.
--Poopsie
(6:46PM)
Go AWAY Poopsie! Bad Poopsie! Poopsie goes free, bad elf. Not belong here anymore.
--Nally, Matsy, Misty, Pokey, Itsy, Bitsy, Dingle, Pringle, Wicki, Cholly, and Blatz
(6:48PM)
Dingle go wake Master.
--Dingle
(7:08PM)
Master awake now. Dingle go clean grand staircase with tongue.
--Dingle
(7:14PM)
Poor Dingle!
--Pepsi
(7:18PM)
Pepsi back! Mistress Narcissa back too?
--Nally
(7:25PM)
No, Mistress ask for perfume in top left drawer. Then Pepsi go, sorry.
--Pepsi
(7:38PM)
Poor Pepsi! Never home. Where Mistress now?
--Matsy
(7:41PM)
Sorry! Not talk, must go.
--Pepsi
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