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WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

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Naraku: I AM NOT THIS JACKSON PERSON I AM NARAKU!

Me: Oh just shut up and say your friggin line.

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When The Weird Meets The Strange

Chapter Two

The two girls continued their little journey while blasting their wireless mini Ipod stereo. The song was 'Sugar, We're Going Down' by Fall Out Boy.

Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

As the song finished, Arielle started to feel the sugar rush kicking in, and was giggling like a drunk after telling a sober person something that was already obvious. Tasha was giggling too, but she wasn't sugarhigh... yet. Suddenly, they heard voices coming from up ahead, and then a "SIT!" was heard. The Earth beneath them started to shake after that. And the two girls, although nearly completely sugarhigh, knew exactly where they were and who said that. "INUYASHA!" was all they had to say before running closer to the strange characters to make sure they weren't hallucinating. Sure enough, there they were - the Inu-tachi in the flesh and blood. And even though she was sugarhigh, Arie managed to stay in control and just stood her ground. Tasha did the same. Miroku, Sango, Shippou, and Kirara were the first ones to notice the two strange girls watching them. Then Kagome turned around and saw them. She was the first to speak. "Oh, hello there. Are you two girls lost?"

You have NO idea was the first thought that came to Arie's sugar-coated mind, but decided to keep her mouth shut. "Um...sorta."

"Huh? Wait, those clothes look like something someone from My time would wear. Are you two from this era?"

Tasha and Arie just took a quick glance at each other before they decided to both answer with a simple "Duh."

"Well, let me introduce us all. My name is-"

"Kagome, InuYasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, Kirara. Am I Right?" Arie just blurted out by accident, and knew she didn't need an answer for her question.

"My, my! What a precise guess!" the tall monk said before walking towards the two young girls before him.

And then the question came. "Will you bear my child?" he asked Arie first. At first she was ready to smash his head inside and let him become friends with his innards. But then she came up with a more devious plan.

"Okay. Sure."

Everyone just stared. For a second, you would think their eyes were gonna pop out. Especially Tasha and Sango.

"Really! Are you Serious!"

"Yup."

"Oh, Thank Buddha!"

Arie leaned in a little closer. And then...

WHAM

Miroku fell to the ground, his eyes bulging out, hands between his legs (A/N Yep, he got kicked where the sun don't shine). Sango thought for sure she was serious for what she said. InuYasha and Tasha were hysterically laughing at the fallen monk, having a hard time breathing during the process. "Of course, I had my fingers crossed. Why the hell would I wanna have a kid at such a young age?" Kagome and Sango started to giggle uncontrollably now. "Oh! What are your names, anyway?"

"I'm Arielle, but you can call me Arie."

"And I'm Tasha!"

Here's Chapter Three! Send Review, tell me if you liked it or if you think its stupid. Let me know!

Oh! And for those of you who guessed, I am... ARIE!

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