YIPPIE-KAI-YAY! Chapter 4 is up!

WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

DISCLAIMER:

Me: And today's lucky winner is the midget Bankotsu!

Bankotsu: I AM NOT A MIDGET!

Me: If you're older than I am and you're shorter than me I call you a midget so get over it.

Bankotsu: hm...Krazifreak does not own any of the InuYasha characters and she never will so deal with it.

Me: Thank u

When The Weird Meets The Strange

Chapter Four

"Okay, so let me get this straight. You were in your living room over in Canada..."

"AND WE FOUND OURSELVES HERE!" Tasha and Arie said in unison. Kagome couldn't believe it even after they said it 15 times. They were in Kaede's hut drinking tea...except Arie who was drinking yet another soda. Shippou was licking a lollipop (A/N That sounds SO wrong) while petting Kirara. Sango was waxing, or shining or whatever her Hiratikotsu (sp?) keeping an eye on the perverted monk who had an ice pack over his bolas (A/N Its Spanish go look it up to find out what it means) and was inching ever so close to Sango. InuYasha was annoyed that Tasha was just blankly staring at him.

"What are you staring at?" InuYasha dared to ask. Without warning, Tasha glomped him and started tweaking his ears.

"Oh my God they are soft!" She didn't want to stop but InuYasha, being the real dick that he was pushed her off. Tasha then got all teary and put her face in her hands and cried. InuYasha now felt like the biggest dickhead in the world. He didn't know what to say to her, so he just simply said "Sorry." Tasha spun around to reveal...that she hadn't shed a tear. She had a smile that could make the Cheshire Cat's smile seem like a small grin. Arie was just sitting there with a look that could match Sesshoumaru's and said "That's hysterical." not even trying to smile. Then both Tasha and Arie started laughing like retards.

Then, InuYasha sniffed the air and got a serious look on his face that immediately turned into one of pure hate. "That mangy wolf is coming." Kagome let out a big sigh before walking out of the hut followed by everyone but Arie. The oh-so familiar whirlwind appeared and stopped right in front of Kagome. The tall wolf demon looked down at his so-called 'love' and took her hands in his own. "Hello, Kagome. How are you today?" Kagome tried to make her nervous smile into a friendly smile, while InuYasha was fuming. Everyone else was just standing by watching. InuYasha shoved himself between the two and glared at Kouga.

"Waddaya want ya mangy wolf?"

"None of your business, ya stupid mutt-face."

"What did you call me?"

"Are you deaf? I called you a mutt-face."

Arie had just came out of the hut. "Who the hell is yelling so much?"

Kouga looked up to see who said that. And the moment he saw her, he just lost it. He couldn't stop staring at this new girl whom he had never seen in his life. At that moment, he completely forgot about Kagome and the rambling half-breed in front of him. He was pretty much mesmerizing every little detail of her. He then came sailing back to Earth and remembered his mate, and because his microscopic mind told him that she loved him, he didn't want to make it obvious that he found a crush. He walked past the yelling dog and went straight to the young black haired girl. "So, Kagome, who's your new friend?" But Arie never liked it when she's standing right in front of her and asks someone else for her name. So she answered his question.

"My name is Wicked Bitch of the West."

Tasha, who was now sugarhigh, started laughing. "Her name is Arielle. And I'm Tasha."

Kouga admired the name and repeated it to himself, but to make it not seem obvious, he teased her a little. "That's a weird name!"

"At least I'm not named after a dirty river. (A/N Kouga's name has two meanings: The first is 'steel fang' the second is 'Yellow River' which is a river in China)"

Tasha just started "Ooh"ing in the background and laughing too. Sango and Miroku just stared. InuYasha was still mad, and Kagome caught on to Kouga's little scheme. Kouga had fallen for Arie! That was unexpected was all she could think of.

Kouga really thought he was doing a good job covering himself up, so he had to think of a good comeback.

"How dare you disrespect the Great Wolf Demon Prince Kouga!"

"Prince? More like Princess." Arie said in sarcasm.

"Excuse Me!" was all he could think of saying. InuYasha was pretty much dying of laughter and Tasha was cheering her best friend on. Sango and Miroku were giggling and Kagome was just thinking of a way to get the two together. The little feud kept on for awhile, but what the small group didn't know was that they were being watched...

OOOHH a cliffy!

Who is watching them? Will Tasha and Arie EVER get home? Will Kouga decide who he truly loves? Why am I asking these questions? Find out on the next random chapter of "WtWMtS"!