Hell can turn into heaven 11: She pinched my butt!
AN: You people are the best ever! I feel so guilty for not updating as often as I would like, but life gets in the way. Anyways I'm back at school after Easter brake, and I have to say that most of my stories come to live during classes.
This chapter will have some of the lines from the episode 'they shoot Gilmore's don't they?' but that's because I love the conversations I took the lines from.
I own nothing, sad isn't it?
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"Ok guys. Are you ready to meet my town?" Rory asked. Steph, Paris, Colin and Finn nodded. Logan just smirked; he knew what was going to happen and was so glad that he was done with his first meeting with Miss Patty and Babette.
"Come along then" he said and grabbed Rory's hand. The rest of them followed them as they walked out the door. Rory and Logan shared knowing glances knowing very well what was going to happen in a few moments. Rory smiled to herself, she had been so scared the she wouldn't fit in with all the rich kids at Chilton. How wrong she had been, she was dating the most popular guy at school, and now they were showing their friends around her town. She had actually made more friends at Chilton after one week than she had after 10 years at Stars Hollow high.
"Hey sugar!" Babette yelled and Rory snapped out of her thoughts. 'This is going to be fun'
"Hey Babette. These are my friends from school; Stephanie, Colin and Finn"
"I'm exotic" Finn said and kissed Babette's hand.
"Sorry to make this so short Babette but we have a lot of places to visit today"
"All right, bye doll" Babette said and slapped Colin and Finn's butts when they started to walk away. Finn and Colin looked shocked and the others broke out laughing when Babette had gone back inside.
"She pinched my butt!" Colin said and Stephanie laughed even harder.
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An hour later the gang had met Miss Patty, Taylor, Kirk, and Luke. Miss Patty pinched both the guys' butts, Taylor was yelling at Kirk who had somehow climbed on to the gazebo's roof and didn't dare to climb down again. Luke had been surprisingly friendly, and now the whole gang was on their way home.
"You weren't kidding when you said this town was crazy!" Colin said.
"Why on earth was that man, Kirk, on the top of that roof?" Stephanie asked.
"There's no explaining Kirk. You should have been here the time he was in charge of hiding the Easter eggs and forgot to make a map over where they were hidden, we didn't find all of them and the whole town smelled like rotten eggs." Rory said frowning at the memory. Logan laughed and sat down on the couch pulling Rory onto his lap.
"This town have to be extremely entertaining to live in" Finn said. Rory nodded and rested her head on Logan's shoulder. The others smiled and sat down as well.
"Great!" Lorelai said as she walked through the door.
"What happened?" Rory asked, not moving her head from its position.
"Stanley bailed"
"No! Why?" Rory said and turned her head so she was looking at Lorelai.
"She's talking about her partner for the dance marathon right?" Logan whispered in Rory ear and she nodded.
"Apparently, Miss Patty showed his wife a picture of me, and she thinks I look like Elizabeth Taylor, which makes her Debbie Reynolds, and Stanley Eddie Fisher."
"That's crazy"
"Do you have any idea what they're talking about?" Stephanie asked Colin. Colin shook his head.
"Especially if you've seen Stanley. He's no Eddie Fisher, trust me. Fisher Stevens, maybe." Lorelai said.
"Can't you talk to her?"
"Apparently, only at my own risk"
"Well at least she thought you looked like Elizabeth Taylor, that's nice"
"I have no partner" Lorelai said sadly and sat down next to Logan and Rory.
"You'll find another one"
"Elizabeth Taylor always did" Logan said.
"There's someone else out there, trust me"
"Can someone please tell us what's going on!" Stephanie asked.
"Sorry guys. Every year our town holds this 24 hour dace marathon, Kirk always wins and this year mom had found a partner that would almost guarantee her the trophy instead of Kirk, but as you heard he bailed." Rory said.
"You guys still do the marathon? I thought you decided to end those." Paris said.
"Yeah, but that only lasted for a year. People started complaining so we started to have them again." Rory said with a smile. Suddenly Lorelai got a mischievous grin and looked at Rory.
"I think I figured out who can be my partner for the marathon"
"Great! Who?" Rory asked and looked at Lorelai who was staring back at her. Suddenly Rory understood what she was doing.
"Bye" she said and started to climb of Logan's lap.
"Oh come on" Lorelai said and pulled Rory back down on Logan's lap.
"Forget it!"
"Just hear me out. First of all, you love me"
"Not right at this moment, I don't" Rory said causing the others to laugh.
"You know how much this contest means to me. You'd never fall asleep or chase a pie" Colin, Finn and Stephanie looked at Logan who just shrugged. He had gotten used to Rory and Lorelai's craziness.
"I do not dance"
"It'll be fun. We'll get all dressed up, and you're light – easy to hold up when you get tired."
"Mom"
"Plus, we got the whole mother/daughter gimmick going for us. The crowd will eat that up."
"I cannot dance with you"
"Why not?"
"Because this is Logan's first marathon. We were gonna go and watch and hang out, he's totally looking forward to it. I told him about how Andrew gets in a fight with his date in the first fifteen minutes and storms off the floor. I told him about Taylor getting punch-drunk at hour fifteen and telling stories about how he always wanted to be a magician."
"Rory please"
"And ooh, I told him about how when Kirk wins, he likes to take his victory lap around the floor to the theme from Rocky. I was gonna show him all those things, and I was gonna show them to him sitting down."
"He can still come, and he can still see all those things, except if you dance, maybe that victory lap will be you and me instead of Kirk." Rory looked at Logan and mouthed 'I'm sorry' he just smiled and kissed her.
"Fine. I'll do it"
"Oh I love you"
"You should sell cars" Rory muttered and the others laughed.
"Hey Rory, can we come too?" Steph asked.
"Of course you can. It starts tomorrow at 6 in the morning, so you guys might as well stay here tonight, we'll have a movie night"
"Sounds fun!"
"So what movies did you get?" Rory asked.
"'Hot chick' 'the grudge' and 'Willy Wonka'"
"So we'll watch 'Willy Wonka first right, then 'the grudge' and 'hot chick' at the end?" Paris asked. Lorelai nodded.
"Yeah, that way 'the grudge' won't be as scary because we can laugh at 'hot chick' later. It's impossible to watch that movie without laughing your head off"
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Three movies later Rory had fallen asleep with her head in Logan's lap. He was running his hand trough her hair like he had been doing for the past hour. Lorelai looked around the living room. Steph was fast asleep with her head resting on Colin's shoulder, Paris rested her head in Finn's lap, and Rory was doing the same with Logan.
"I think it's time to go to bed" she said to the boys. They all nodded.
"Where are all of us going to sleep?" Logan asked. Lorelai thought for a moment Rory and Logan was obvious, they were sharing her bed. But the others...a light bulb was turned on in Lorelai's head and she walked to the closet in the hallway and pulled out two boxes. Then she went to Rory's room and pulled back the covers on her bed, and walked back into the living room with the two boxes. Inside them were two inflatable mattresses.
"Logan you can stay with Rory. No funny business though"
"I promise" Logan said with a smile before he carefully picked up Rory and carried her to her room. He placed her on the bed and walked back into the living room where Colin and Finn were pumping air into the mattresses.
"Need any help?" he asked. The boys shook their heads and Logan walked back into Rory's room. She looked so cute in her blue pajamas with little yellow rubber ducks on it. He smiled to himself and stripped down to his boxers and undershirt. He carefully climbed into Rory's tiny bed trying not to wake her. He pulled the covers over them and looked at the ceiling. This was a little strange. Then all of a sudden Rory snuggled up to him, resting her head on his chest. He smiled and wrapped both his hands around her.
"Night Logan" she mumbled into his chest. Logan kissed the top of her head and smiled. She was still halfway to dreamland if that was her only reaction to him sleeping in her bed. Logan relaxed as he felt her breathing even out and let sleep overtake him.
AN: My reason for not updating this before now is that my mom and stepfather are getting a divorce and I've had a lot of things on my mind. Not really been in the writing mood. Anyways, please review…many reviews will make the next chapter come faster.
Caroline.