HELLOZ! Chapie three is upie!

WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

DISCLAIMER:

Me: Today's victim is Jakotsu the anti-feminist fag (no offence to any homosexuals)

Jakotsu: What do I get in return, bitch?

Me: Just for that you get to eat shit, now say your line.

Jakotsu: dammit... Krazifreak does not own any of the InuYasha characters and she never will so deal with it.

When The Weird Meets The Strange

Chapter Five

The girls were headed for the hotsprings after Arie punched Kouga in the face for saying something about how girls never died even after bleeding for a week or so (A/N yes he's talking about our curse). Kagome and Sango were curious about where these two girls came from. As soon as they got in the hot spring, Arie got a chill up her spine. "We are so being watched." Tasha, Kagome and Sango were looking around for the peeping tom that they knew was Mick-pervert (A/N my little nickname for Miroku). Sango then sensed where the watchful eyes were coming from and threw a rather large stone at the nearby bushes. "PERVERT!" The stone was a bulls-eye and hit the peeping tom square in the face. He fell out of the bushes to reveal...

"KOUGA!" was all they could say. Since when was the wolf that perverted? Kouga got up and looked a all the nude girls that were sending glares at him. If looks were like saying 'sit' to InuYasha, he'd be over in America right now. The strange thing was that he wasn't looking at the girls' faces. He was looking at their bodies, mostly pointed toward Arie, who was completely out of the water.

InuYasha and Miroku were sitting at the campfire when Kouga came back from wherever the hell he was.

"Where were you?"

"How'd you get all those cuts, bruises and scratches all over you? Were you attacked by a cat or something?"

"Monk? Are you done with that ice pack?"

"Yeah, even though I still can't feel anything down there. Why?"

"Cuz I think I'm going to need it when the girls come back."

And sure enough he did. Arie casually walked over to him, acting as if nothing happened. He was very nervous about her; his face was still hurting from earlier that day. She seemed pretty happy, and sugarhigh, so he felt a little safe. Bad idea. As soon as she saw him let his guard down, she kicked him so hard he was -literally- screeching like a little girl. "Welcome to the club, pal," was all Miroku could say. InuYasha was laughing so hard he almost had a seizure. Kagome panicked when he started foaming at the mouth, but it was just whipped cream. Tasha just sat there and noticed something. Arie looked worried when Kouga was struggling to stand up. Did she develop feelings for the wolf dude? Or was she just so mad at him for having a boner when he saw her? Whatever the case was, Arie got Kouga some Advil to help stop the pain. "How come you didn't give me medicine for my pain!" Miroku exclaimed when he saw Kouga getting such special care when he did something far worse than what he did. "Cuz you're a perv 24/7."

The small group got tired after awhile and settled in for the night. InuYasha jumped in a tree and fell asleep as everyone else slept on sleeping bags on the ground. Kouga was the only one who didn't fall asleep. All he could think of was when he saw Arie for the first time, then see her undressed. I thought she was pretty with her clothes on, but she GORGEOUS when they're off too! Wait, why am I thinking these things about another girl! Kagome is my true love! Right? Of Course she is! Right? He kept arguing with himself until around midnight when Arie started shaking. She had an expression on her face that said 'Help me I'm stuck somewhere and I'm gonna die in five seconds' which worried Kouga. Suddenly, she started flaring her arms around. Her mouth was moving as if she was saying something, but no noise came out. Kouga tried to shake the girl to wake her up, which surprisingly worked. She was sweating like crazy and had fear written all over her face. "Are you okay?" Kouga asked. Arielle at first just stared at him. Then, without responding, got up and left the camp toward the river that they had passed earlier that day.

She went to the edge of the creek and splashed her face with the cold water to wash some of the sweat from her face. Kouga came from behind, trying to think of something to say to her. "Are you okay?" He sat next to her and tried to see if she heard him. She looked him square in the eye and smiled.

"Yeah. It was just one of those nightmares that make absolutely no sense."

"Oh."

"It was scary because of what was happening to everyone."

"Will you tell me about it?"

She looked kind of shocked at the way Kouga was looking at her. He was looking pretty damn serious. So she went on telling the dream. (A/N I'm not gonna include the dream b/c it has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with the story) After that, they didn't really want to go back to the camp; they liked each others company. So they just sat there and gazed at the thousands of stars that were in the blue sky above them. As they didn't know, they were being, once again, watched by someone...

Chapter 5 done! Now, review and tell me what you think!

Interesting fact:

as I'm typing this story (from chapter 1-now) ive been making it up as I went along; I didn't pre write it first XP

krazi