HELLO AGAIN! Chapter Nine is now in existence!

WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

DISCLAIMER:

Me: The disclaimer's victim of the day is the most annoying person to EVER be created- JAKEN!

Jaken: I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT ANNOYING! I can't wait to tell Lord Sesshoumaru about you, you little brat! You'll be sorry you ever-

Me: SHUT UP AND SAY YOUR DAMN LINE!

Jaken: hmm...Krazifreak does not own any of the InuYasha characters and she never will so deal with it.

When The Weird Meets The Strange

Chapter Nine

So the small group continued on their journey, which kept getting interrupted by demon attacks. It was the same as always; InuYasha pulled out his sword, Kouga is the first to attack but always gets hit, Kurogane used his kudan and InuYasha delivered the final blow. All seven of the fights were like that in that order. They continued their journey when InuYasha caught a familiar scent. Suddenly, a dragon came out of the sky and landed right in front of the group. On it was a tall man who looked like InuYasha.

"Sesshoumaru!"

"Oh my God!"

Sesshoumaru casually walked toward the group with his emotionless face. Then, Arie ran straight up to him until he was pretty much hovering her.

"Move, human."

"...Tasha! I owe you five bucks. It is a guy."

Tasha, InuYasha, Kouga and everyone else just started cracking up. Sesshoumaru got pissed at this remark.

"I beg your pardon, you filthy human?"

"I gotta question."

"What?"

"Are you gay?"

Tasha and Kagome were now laughing so hard that they were crying. Everyone else looked kinda confused. Tasha whispered to Kurogane and Kouga the meaning of the word. Kagome whispered it to Sango, Miroku and InuYasha. All of them started cracking up. Shippou felt left out because no one told him what it meant. "We'll tell you when you get older."

"What does this 'gay' mean?" Arie whispered it to him and he got really pissed. Arie knew she wasn't gonna get an answer, and she was screwed. Sesshoumaru was about to smite her with his Tokijin, but Kouga pushed her out of the way just in time. Sesshoumaru got even angrier and was about to take another swing when Arie ran up to him and kicked him (A/N lots of kicking, ne?) where it hurts. Sesshoumaru fell to the ground when some weird green thing came out of the bushes. It was none other than the annoying toad man Jaken.

"Mi Lord! Who did this to you! I'll burn them to ashes with my powerful Staff of Two Heads! Tell me, mi Lord, who did this!" He just kept rambling on until Arie stepped on his head.

"Where's the off button on this thing?"

Tasha ran over to Arie with duck tape in hand. Arie held him down and Tasha taped his mouth shut. Then she tied his arms behind his back, took some rope and tied him to a tree. Then they picked up some stones and threw them at him. They continued this until he went unconscious. They started dancing around singing.

Ding Dong

The Bitch is Dead, The Bitch is Dead, The Bitch is Dead

Ding Dong

The Wicked Bitch is Dead!

Sesshoumaru just kinda stared at the two sugarhigh girls who found entertainment in beating the living crap out of his faithful servant. But at the same time, he was also amused. Kouga was also amused. He was happy to see his love so happy and carefree. Then the words came back. I don't love you started circling his mind once again. He wanted the words to go away, but knew they wouldn't until she said the opposite.

Sesshoumaru untied Jaken and left, saying that he had better things to take care of rather than hang around with humans.

"Bye, Fluffy-sama!" was the last thing that Sesshoumaru heard by the two crazy girls. Then it was InuYasha cracking up.

The sun was beginning to set when InuYasha caught another scent. "Kagura..." (A/N if Kagura and Naraku have the same scent, how do they know who is who?) They ran up ahead to find a completely desolate village that had blood spewed all over the ground. Kagura was in the center of the town that had about a thousand dead villagers behind her who were under her Dance of the Dead spell. InuYasha, Kouga, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Kurogane attacked when the dead people surrounded them. Kagura flew over them and attempted to grab the two unprotected girls, but missed and grabbed Arie. As she flew off, Tasha was able to hear the curses that Arie was screaming.

"Arielle!" Tasha feared for her friend's safety. Kouga was panicking, thinking she was going to die. He sliced off a bunch of dead people's heads, but it was no use. Then they all fell limb and were once again dead. Kouga raced ahead of the others in the direction of Kagura. InuYasha had Kagome on his back as he followed. Sango, Tasha, and Shippou rode on Kirara, and Kurogane and Miroku ran. Their friend was now in the clutches of Naraku.

OH NOES! What's gonna happen to Arie? What is Naraku plotting? Will Sesshoumaru ever answer Arie's question? Why am I asking these questions again? Find out on the next Chapter!

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