WAH-HOO! Chapter ten has been produced!
WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa
DISCLAIMER:
Me: Our victim today is another member of the BoS. It is the Midget toad Mukotsu!
Mukotsu: I do NOT look like a toad!
Me: All in favor of looks like toad? IY fans raise hands You look like a toad. Now say your line.
Mukotsu: whimper Krazifreak does not own any of the InuYasha characters and she never will so deal with it.
When The Weird Meets The Strange
Chapter Ten
Arielle's eyes slowly opened, trying to adjust to the darkness of the room. When her eyes got used to it, she slowly got up. "Where the fuck am I?" was all she managed to get out. Then she heard an evil chuckle come from behind her. She turn around to see someone with long black wavy hair, red eyes and purple eye shadow on.
"Do you know who I am?" said the figure.
"Michael Jackson turned into a girl?" Naraku pretty much fell over and landed on his face.
"Who is this Jackson person?"
"A monkey man that likes little boys." Naraku fell back down.
"I am not this person you speak of! I am the evil Naraku."
"I know who you are, you pansy."
"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME!"
Arie grew bored so she got up and was headed for the exit when Naraku grabbed her from behind. She back kicked him in the 'South pole' and watched him fall to the ground. Then she ran like a chicken without a head.
Kohaku then stood between her and the path out of the castle. Dammit he's too young to kick Arie thought, but then remembered her bat. She hit Kohaku as hard as she could. "SORRY!" She was almost home free when a swarm of demons blocked the entrance. "Son of a bitch..." Arie knew she was gonna be stuck here. "Well, as long as I'm here, I might as well wreak havoc..."
By the time The Inu-tachi reached Naraku's castle, they knew something was wrong. There was graffiti all over the walls. Broken pottery was everywhere and the walls had holes in them. When the got inside, the saw something they thought they would never see. Naraku was in a fetal position. His hair was almost as short as Kurogane's and was a hot pink colour.
InuYasha was bawling with laughter and Tasha was laughing like crazy. Miroku laughed so hard that he peed himself.
Naraku was humiliated and needed to be hospitalized. When Arie came out of the room, she had some of that sour spray candy in had and a can of paint in the other. "What?"
WOOO! Done! Tell me what you think!
krazi
