Hello Readers! Chapter 17 is now living!

WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

DISCLAIMER:

Me: Today's victim has nothing to do with this story, but I'm the author so I don't care. Please welcome the dumbest man alive, George W Bush!

Bush: I no dumb!

Me: Um, yeah you are. Now shut up and say your line.

Bush: duh...Krazifreak does not own any of the InuYasha characters and she never will so deal with it.


When The Weird Meets The Strange

Chapter Seventeen

Arie opened her eyes to see... Kouga kicking Kouji square in the face, looking really pissed. As Kouji landed on the ground, a small cracking sound was heard. His arm broke. "Stay Away From My Woman, You Creep!" Kouga stood between Arie and the Headman's son, ready to defend her if he tried to come back. Kouji slowly stood up, glared at the wolf prince, and walked away. As he walked off into the distance, it began to rain. Arie slowly stood up, now completely soaked.

"Are you alright? Did he hurt you?"

"No, I'm fine Kouga..."

Arie then felt the tears run down her face. She ran into Kouga's arms and buried her face into his armor, rapping her own arms around his upper body. Kouga closed his eyes and put his own arm around her back, pulling her into his embrace. He put his face into her hair, inhaling her scent, as if it were the last time he would smell it.

After a few minutes, they snapped back to reality and realized how wet they were getting. They smiled at each other before running back to the mansion.

At the mansion...

Arie and Kouga were drying themselves off with the towels Kagome had lent them. Tasha saw the camera around Arie's neck, remembering that she had taken pictures before.

"Hey, can I see some of the pictures?"

"Sure!" Arie had forgotten about the blackmail pictures she had. (It's one of those cameras that have the small screen on them so you can see the pictures) As they were flipping through the pictures, Tasha saw the one she wasn't meant to see. It was a picture of Kurogane spying on her while she was taking a bath. Tasha first turned whiter than a ghost. Then her face turned bright red with embarrassment, then red with anger. She slowly stood up, took Arie's baseball bat, and slowly walked over to where Kurogane was sitting.

Kurogane saw this, and ran out of the hut so fast he looked like Speedy Gonzales on ten cups of espresso. As soon as he moved, Tasha started running after him. From outside, the only thing heard was screaming, yelling, shouting. And that was just Tasha. Then there was a long silence. Tasha came back smiling, handing Arielle her bat back. Kurogane came in a few minutes later, his hands between his legs. His eyes were bulging out, showing that he was in pain. He sat down, taking the ice pack from Miroku, who was using it on a lump that he got from Sango when his hand came in contact with her special place. "I'm shocked that ice pack hasn't melted yet." Was all Arie managed to say between laughs.


What strange mayhem will the Inu-gumi get into next? Find Out!

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