Hey! Look at that! A chapter!

I'm trying my best to get back on track with writing, after losing all of my work I just had a hard time getting back into everything...luckily this story exists in my Drive so it's easier to just edit and get it out...I am trying my best to get back to where I was was everything and I am so happy with everyone that's been so patient!

Enough of my talking! Enjoy!

P.S. Remember...swearing is a lot in this story...also un-Beta'd


"The fuck happened to you?" Anna frowns as she looks to Elsa. She was just passing past the blonde when she noticed all the scrapes and bruises.

"This is what happens when someone doesn't do their fucking job correctly," Elsa hisses as she pulls on a jacket to hide the bandages on her arms. There wasn't much she could do for the bruises on her face though. Make up only covered so much.

Anna swears she catches a glimpse of a snowflake themed band aid on Elsa's elbow before her jacket covers her. Like the sort she had told her to get near the end of the holidays.

"So... you didn't do your job right?" Anna smirks and Elsa glares at her.

"I fucking tried handling it even though it was above my level. Our informant misinformed me about the creature I was hunting," Elsa hisses.

"So, what did you think you were up against?" Anna asks, her curiosity getting the better of her.

"Fucking Chupacabra," Elsa grumbles.

"What did you end up fighting?" Anna asks.

"Shapeshifter," Elsa sighs, "fucking thing got away," she rubs at her eyes.

"So, you failed," Anna nods and Elsa glares at her.

"It's above my level. It's Mulan's problem now and why the fuck am I even telling you these things?" Elsa sighs and turns to walk away.

Anna rolls her eyes and heads to class. She was hella tired. That book Rapunzel gave her was taking forever to read. She went alphabetical and was only on the B's right now. She wasn't aware that there was that many! The book had things that even Google was like 'what the fuck'.

She ends up falling asleep in one of her classes; luckily it wasn't something she had trouble with. About half the students usually sleeps in that class anyway so no big deal there. The class she did get in trouble however was PE, but it wasn't just her that got into trouble.

"Dodge-ball!" The couch announces and everyone groans. The teams didn't even need to get decided. Everyone already knew the drill.

"Come on Coach Hercules this is so over and done already," Eugene whines but the coach won't have it.

Anna sighs as she and her gang are stuck with the bitch squad. She had to admit though that Elsa was kicking ass against the other team. At the end it was Anna and her group left with Elsa. The rest of the bitches were out. The other team only had Rapunzel, Kristoff, Hans and Merida left.

"Yer going down lass!" Merida smirked as she held a ball.

"Over my dead body Mer!" Elsa smiled. Actually smiled! Anna frowned then realized that Merida must be part of their secret hunter agency. It made sense the girl carried a bow around for goodness sake.

Elsa dodges the ball and Anna barely dodges it herself. Both she and Elsa go for the ball and end up bumping heads.

"Watch what you're fucking doing nerd!" Elsa hisses and rubs her head.

"You watch what you're doing Jeger," Anna growls back. Those blue eyes flash at her, almost looking like they were glowing.

"The fuck you call me?" She growled and Anna squared her shoulders. Elsa knew exactly what Anna called her.

"You heard me Miss Ice Queen," Anna said and Elsa gripped the ball tighter before thrusting it against Anna's chest. It made her stumble as she gripped it.

"The fuck is your problem?" Anna hissed and thrust the ball back but Elsa swatted it to the side like it was a fly. Anna blinked and took a step back as the blonde took a step closer. The black ring was back around her eyes and they were definitely glowing now.

"You are my fucking problem," Elsa said with no hint of emotion. She loomed over the shorter girl.

"You're annoying and persistent and so fucking irritating that I just want to strangle you. You haven't changed one fucking bit since you were a little kid, always trying to butt into everyone's life when they clearly don't fucking want you there. I'm sick and tired of saving your ass! Why don't you just get mauled and die?" Elsa growled lowly.

No one was prepared for the slap that crossed Elsa's cheek. Not even Anna who was the one that did it. Tears were in her eyes and now her hand stung. Elsa blinked as her head was forced to the side. Before she could react, Hercules gripped both their collars.

"Why must you two always fight? Maybe a detention would do you two good," he sighs disappointingly. Elsa cringed at the disappointed look the man gave her. Great now Mulan will have her head.

~derp~

Anna was about to have a heart attack. This was it. She was going to die. She was going to die and Eugene too and this time Elsa wasn't going to magically be there to rescue them. Why?

The Ice Queen was unconscious currently. The beast in front of them huffed as its talons dug into the gym floor. A griffin was a lot bigger than she thought and scarier too!

"Anna, any bright ideas?" Eugene whispers to her and she shakes her head.

"I haven't reached the G in that book yet," Anna whispers back as the eagle head of the beast looks between them tilting its head like a bird.

"Well where are you in the book then?" He whispers harshly.

"I'm just barely reached the C's before getting here!" She almost growls. They scream and jump back as the beast takes a step forward and caws angrily. Its massive wings spread wide. Where the fuck was the authorities?! It wasn't that late damn it and why were they even at the school anyway?

Right they had detention. Their overseer was also unconscious. Right. Of course. Cool.

"Fuck!" Eugene cursed. He made Anna duck down as the creature twirled around to lash at them with its lion tail.

"I'll distract it you get the useless dead weight out of here!" Anna says as she moves to the side and waves her arms to draw its attention. It had the desired effect. The beast only had eyes for the redhead; it couldn't care less about the other humans.

"That's right, you stupid bird! Follow me!" She yells and runs through the doors leading out the school. Her legs carried her to the football fields and she wondered why the thing was letting her keep distance between them.

Her lungs screamed and she eventually stopped near the other end of the field. The thing galloped to a stop in front of her.

"The fuck you want, you stupid bird?" Anna panted as she rested her hands on her knees. Damn! She was out of shape.

The thing tilted its head and made a cooing sound. It pressed its beak against her chest and took in a deep breath before exhaling loudly. The wind forcing Anna to pull her face in disgust as her hair billowed behind her.

"God your breath stinks!" She grumbles and pushes at its beak. It mewls and presses into her again and she frowns.

"The hell you doing you dumb cat?" She says and it licks her cheek.

"Oh god what the fuck did you eat? It smells like rotting fish!" Anna turns away and almost throws up. The creature coos again and nudges Anna a bit too hard making her flop onto her back.

Anna starts to scream as it stood over her but let out a loud 'oof' as it dropped down so its massive head lay on her. Much like a dog.

"Fuck you're heavy, you stupid animal!" She wheezes and grips at the feathers at its head. It just closes its eyes and lets out the cutest eagle noise ever.

Anna stops flailing and stares at it. It wasn't that scary and kinda cute actually. She pouts angrily. Why did she have to be an animal lover?

"Anna!"

The creature jumps up and Anna scurries to her feet. Elsa and Eugene were running to her. The griffin screeches and looked ready to attack.

"Wait stop!" Anna called and steppes between the beast and the humans.

"I'm okay, I'm okay. The thing's just like a dog or some shit," Anna shrugs and pats the creature's beak.

"Anna that's a griffin the size of a van, it is not a dog, it's a dangerous creature that needs to be put down," Elsa growls at it and the two glares at one another.

"It hasn't hurt anyone really I mean...maybe it just wants to be loved?" Anna tries. She hugs its neck and pouts.

Elsa's eye twitches as it starts getting that black ring around the increasing navy blue eyes.

"I think I'm going to call...um...what are you?" Anna hums as she looks under the beast for its sex.

"Okay yea that's a penis. I'm calling you...Richard!" Anna grins and both Eugene and Elsa look to her like she lost her mind. The griffin tilted its head and made a confused noise as it looked to her too.

"What? I suck at names leave me alone!" She huffs.

"Name it something else," Eugene sighs and Anna grumbles.

"Like what? Spot?"

"It has no spots! Oh my fucking god, you suck," Elsa growls.

Anna ignores her and just looks to Eugene.

"What about Griffston?" Eugene smiles and both girls look at him much like they looked at Anna. The griffin however jumped around very excitedly for the name.

"Fine Griffston then," Anna sighs. Elsa shakes her head and pulls out her walkie talkie.

"Reindeer King you better come to the fucking school ASAP or I'm going to murder someone," Elsa growls into it. She stares at it for a reply that comes within seconds.

"Um okay? You didn't say over though, over," Kristoff says and Elsa grips the device tighter.

"I will shove this fucking thing down your throat, just get here!" Elsa growls and shoves it back into her pocket.

Anna rolls her eyes and goes back to petting the creature.

"You're not going to kill it are you?" Eugene asks as he stars at the thing.

"No, we'll keep it for observation. It's too rare to kill," Elsa sighs as she rubs her forehead. Most of her bandages and bruises were either gone or looked better.

"Anna is gonna wanna see it often, you know," he says and they both look to Anna. The beast was on its back as she scratched at its belly and chest.

"Who's a good boy? Who's mommy's little flying death monster?" She coos at it and Elsa can feel her lips twitch before she clears her throat.

"You better get out of here before Kristoff comes," Elsa says and Anna doesn't respond.

"She's not talking to you," Eugene said and Elsa frowns.

"Now she decides not to talk to me?" Elsa says as she throws her arms up in the air.

"What you said to her at PE was kind of too much," he says as he rubs the back of his neck. Elsa stares at him before narrowing her eyes.

"The fuck were you doing in detention anyway?" She asks and he shrugs.

"I'm literally always in detention, I honestly don't know why this time," he smiles like he was proud of it. Elsa just shakes her head at him.

"Come on, Anna, let's go home yea?" He says and she sighs.

"Okay...but...what about Griffston?" She pouts.

"I'm sure you'll see him again. They can't keep him away from you, feisty pants," he smiles and ruffles her hair. Anna hums and hugs the creature.

"I'll see you soon, boy," she whispers and it gives a sad questioning caw.

"Be a good griffin, okay? Maybe I'll get to see you faster if you're good," she smiles and pats its beak. It nuzzles her hand and watches them leave.

"You do not deserve that girl."

Elsa jump as she turns to look at the creature that was looking less like a dog wanting to play and more like the regal beast it was. Its chest was puffed out as it looked down at her.

"Why is a bird talking to me with the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch?" Elsa asks as she takes a step back. Her heart was racing faster than was healthy.

"Is that what I sound like? Either way my statement still stands," he says and Elsa frowns.

"The fuck you mean with it anyway?" She huffs and crosses her arms over her chest.

"I mean that I don't trust your kind and even if I did, she is still too good for you," he said.

"Weren't you just a puppy a second ago?" Elsa snaps, "mommies widdle boy?" She mocks and he just stares at her.

"Fucking dumb bird," she huffs and just then Kristoff pulls up in his van.

"Take the stupid animal somewhere I don't have to look at it," Elsa grumbles and starts walking away.

"Seriously you're not going to help?" Kristoff says and Elsa stared at him.

"Scared of an overgrown chicken Kristoff? Relax your G-string, it won't do anything. It listens to Anna apparently," Elsa rolls her eyes and walks away. She can hear him faintly question what Anna had to do with this, but she didn't have the patience to explain.


A weird chapter even to my standards...

But it was fun none the less!

Oh! Special thanks to kingboulevard that has just been the sweetest! Your lengthy and rambly reviews makes me smile, thank you so much! Made me want to get this out today rather than tomorrow of Friday.

Also, PenguinVuelve, yes the tension is strong! I try my best, but I think Elsa snapped a little here...too much stress.

To the guest who had all the questions...keep asking! Your curiosity and need to know fuels me!

Lance58 trust me it's just going to keep getting interesting.

See ya'll soon! I hope!

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