-1Chapter 18 has been incarnated!

WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

DISCLAIMER:

Me: Okay, I'm running out of characters, so today's victim of the disclaimer is the pink-haired fruitcake Naraku.

Naraku: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Me: Oh shut up you douche and say your line.

Naraku: grr…Krazifreak does not own any of the InuYasha characters and she never will so deal with it.

When The Weird Meets The Strange

Chapter Eighteen

The next day came and the Inu-gumi continued their pointless journey of finding the douche bag Naraku that is gender confused and is a weird pervert that likes little boys. Arie gave him the nickname of Michael Jackson. Tasha just simply agreed.

The day went on as normal. Kagome was mad at InuYasha for calling her a bitch, as usual. InuYasha was mad at Kagome for 'sitting' him for no apparent reason, as usual. Miroku had a slap mark on his face for touching Sango in her private place, as usual. Sango was mad at Miroku for being a pervert, as usual. Kurogane was trying to pry off Tasha that was clinging onto him, as usual. Tasha was clinging onto Kurogane for dear life, as usual. Arie was drinking a soda and getting sugar high while laughing at everyone else's stupidity, as usual. Kouga was just staring at Arie's behind like the pervert he was, as usual. Shippou was chasing Kirara around Arie thinking he was all that, as usual. Basically, everything was usual.

Then, a huge cloud of miasma came out of nowhere and turned into a cyclone in front of the Inu-gumi. When the smoke cleared, it was none other than the hot-pink haired fruitcake Naraku. His hair was beginning to grow back, showing that his roots were black. It made him look gayer than usual. "ARIE! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRUELTY!"

"Does this man have a life?"

"Apparently not."

"I agree."

"Same here."

Naraku was wearing his monkey suit. He took it off, revealing…..HIS NUDINESS!

"OH MY GOD!"

"I'M BLIND!"

"MY EYES!"

"I CAN'T SEE!"

"What? There's nothing there." Arie said, continuing to down her Pepsi.

Naraku was butt naked, but he had no beljulio or bolas. InuYasha slowly opened his eyes to see that Arie was telling the truth. There was nothing there. He, Kouga, and Tasha were laughing so hard that they were crying. Miroku laughed harder than when they first saw him with pink hair. He then peed his robe again. Kagome and Sango were blushing and giggling like crazy. Naraku was very ashamed and went into fetal position. He then started saying "I have a big one, I have a big one…" over and over again. It was actually really funny. They laughed harder. Miroku peed himself again. I was funnier now. Naraku then went mental. He started running around until he ran into a tree. He fell down and threw up on himself. It was gross and funny at the same time.

Sesshoumaru then came out of nowhere and grabbed Naraku by his hair and dragged him away. Arie felt like following them and take more pictures of blackmail, but was too sugarhigh to do so. So they continued their pointless journey once again.

Wow. That was random. MORE RANDOMNESS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

krazi