I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so very very very very very very extremely sorry for not updating in 6 weeks! I can't apologise enough. Any way, now that's out of my system, please read and enjoy.
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As the two lovers arrived at Sora's house, they stopped to unlock the door. Sora unlocked the door but leaned against it, blocking Riku's path.
"If you want to get in you'll have to kiss me." Sora looked up at Riku playfully.
"Is that all?" Riku pushed himself against Sora, who was pressed up against the door. Sora stood on tiptoes and Riku leaned down, so their lips met. Riku's hand moved to Sora's chin and he tilted the brunette's head back slightly, for easier access to the boy's mouth. Riku slowly inserted his tongue into the younger boy's mouth and their tongues began a battle for supremacy. They could have, and probably would have stood there all night, but the door was yanked open and the two boys fell in a tangled heap on the floor.
"Aww, it's so good of you to have my Sora back at a reasonable hour." Larissa was playfully sarcastic.
"Well, if he hadn't insisted on having wild, passionate, rampant sex in the park we would have been here two hours ago." Riku played along, moving so he wasn't flattening Sora, but was just above him.
"Was it good?" Larissa asked.
"I would have enjoyed it more if Riku wasn't so huge." Sora had joined in, his hands sliding over Riku's firm ass.
All were happy, except for one person witnessing the scene.
"They've forgotten all about me. Was I that horrible? Was I such a bad person that nobody misses me? Am I so evil that as soon as I disappear I become a bad dream? A horrible memory? Just another picture in the photo album that no one looks at? Am I really that horrible?"
"Of course not, Kairi. There are people who miss you. All your friends miss you. Your family misses you." Maleficent tried to console Kairi, who was now sobbing.
"But no one even once thought about rescuing me! Why not?"
"People can be cruel. I can tell you are hurt, but I can make that pain go away."
Kairi turned to face Maleficent, her eyes filled with hope. "You... can really take away all this... pain?" Kairi asked hesitantly.
"All you have to do is close your eyes and open your heart."
Kairi obediently closed her eyes, and Maleficent smiled before waving her sceptre over the young girl's head and muttering an incantation. Kairi was lifted off the ground by the spell, and she began to change. Her clothes turned black, her hair turned black, her skin, in contrast, went paler that usual, making Kairi look like a porcelain doll. Her eyes fluttered open and she turned to Maleficent. Kairi's eyes burned red.
"How does is feel to be back?" Maleficent asked the new occupant of Kairi's body.
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Dear Diary
Today was like every other day. Tidus doesn't realize I'm a girl. He sees me as his best friend, not the woman I am. I mean sure, he gives me the attention I crave, but I want more than just his attention. He's the only one who hasn't noticed though. I love him. He doesn't, and I don't think he ever will love me back. Not the way I want him to.
I want his face to be the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night. I want to feel him next to me. I want to watch the sunset with him. I want him. But he just doesn't get it. A girl can only go so far to give a guy subtle hints without being a slut.
I know a girl who goes further than slutty. Recently every time we've been alone together that bitch is there and all over Tidus like a cheap suit. I hate her. I wish she would shrivel up and die!
I've tried everything. Everything except talking to him. I would, but it's too difficult. What would I say? Hi, Tidus. I love you and I was wondering if you would ditch Yuna and love me back? That's really going to work.
I can't sulk because Tidus is breaking my heart though, so I'm going out to party with a group of friends. I'd better sign off now because I've got to get ready.
Love Ya
Selphie
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In the garden of a huge palace, one very angry princess was pacing furiously, quietly sobbing. The only one allowed to witness her in such a state of distress was her pet tiger.
"Really Rajah, how could he? I knew he was evil but I didn't think that even he would stoop that low." Jasmine stopped pacing and sat down by the fountain. "The first man I really felt comfortable with." Rajah glared at her and the young princess couldn't help but chuckle. "Don't be jealous Rajah, you know you're the number one male in my life." The Persian princess sighed and started sobbing again. "The only male in my life." She voiced her thoughts.
Of course she had her father, but he didn't care enough about her to change that stupid law that stated that she had to be married by her next birthday, which was in three days. And it had to be a prince.
She looked at Rajah with tear-filled eyes. "I didn't even know his name..." Rajah walked over to her and she buried her face in his soft fur and cried.
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"Take me instead."
The beast scoffed at the idea. "You? You would take his place?"
Belle closed her eyes, ignoring the cries of protest from her father, and resigned herself to her fate. 'I'm doing this for you, papa.' She thought. "If I did, would you let him go?" she asked.
"Yes, but you must promise to stay here forever." He didn't quite know why he said it. There was just something about this girl that intrigued him. She must really love her father to agree to spend the rest of her life with some... beast. That was the only word he could think of to describe himself. But had she seen him? He didn't recall moving out of the shadows.
As if reading his mind Belle spoke timidly. "Come into the light."
Beast dragged himself slowly into the light, and Belle was drawn to the sad blue eyes. Then she looked at the rest of him and her eyes widened in shock. Her eyes darted to the horns on his head, the mass of fur that covered his body, the tattered purple cape, the ripped trousers, his paws. Unable to gaze upon him anymore, she turned to her father, who was incoherently babbling on about how it wasn't too late to leave.
She could see her father was sick, and shivering. As he talked he was coughing terribly. She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, regained her composure and turned back to the beast.
Belle stepped into the light. The beast audibly gasped at the girl's beauty. In the light she looked so... pure, virginal. He looked into her eyes and couldn't miss her silent plea.
"You have my word." It was little more than a whisper.
"Done!" The Beast's voice boomed. Belle fell to the floor, her face in her hands, sobbing. She heard the door to the cell being unlocked, and her father rushing over to her, but he never got to her. The Beast picked him up and carried him down the dark, dank, winding staircase that led to the tower.
"Wait, please!" Belle had looked up to see her father disappearing down the stairs. But she didn't have the energy to follow them, she watched from the window as her father was thrown into a strange contraption that started off towards the town.
Belle dropped to the floor, unable to stand. She was never going to see her father again, and that beast hadn't let her say goodbye. As he walked back into the tower room she looked at him, her eyes filled with hatred. Beast noticed this and his stare became cold.
"I'm never going to see him again. You didn't let me say goodbye." Belle was openly crying now. The Beast's eyes softened. So he was the cause of her pain and sorrow. He felt bad for hurting her this much. Usually he didn't care who he hurt, but she was different.
"I'll, uh... show you to your room." Belle looked at him, surprised. He offered her his paw to help her up, but she got up without his help, and silently followed him.
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"I'm confused, grandmother Willow. My father wants me to marry Kocoum." The Native American princess was talking to the wise, enchanted tree.
"But..." Grandmother Willow pressed.
"But lately I've been having a weird dream. I'm running through the forest, when suddenly I see an arrow spinning. It spins faster and faster, and then it completely stops."
"Then what?" asked the kind old tree.
"I wake up." Pocahontas' brow furrowed. "I think the arrow is pointing me down the path I am to take."
"Pocahontas, all around you are spirits. They live in the earth, the water and the sky. If you listen, they will guide you."
Pocahontas stood up and closed her eyes. She concentrated as hard as she could, and then... nothing. "I can't do it grandmother Willow." She whined.
"Pocahontas, you need to listen with your heart. Open your heart, and you will hear the spirits."
Pocahontas closed her eyes again, and concentrated on opening her heart. Sure enough, she started to hear voices chanting. "I've done it." She whispered, as she listened to the captivating chant.
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"Flounder, why can't you just tell me what this is all about?" The redheaded mermaid asked her yellow companion.
"You'll see. It's a surprise." The fish replied, as they entered the princess' secret grotto.
"Oh, Flounder!" Ariel gasped as she saw his 'surprise'. It was a statue of the human she saved, Prince Eric. "Flounder you're the best! It looks just like him. It even has his eyes."
She swam up to him and pressed her back against the statue's chest, looking up at its face. "Why Eric, run away with you? This is all so sudden!" Ariel was laughing and fantasising. She stopped abruptly when she saw her father enter the grotto.
"Daddy!" Ariel gasped, slightly shocked.
"I consider myself a reasonable merman. I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed." King Triton moved forward, his voice was low and even, but full of anger.
But daddy..." Ariel whined.
"Is it true you rescued a human from drowning?" asked Triton.
"I had to-" Ariel began.
"Contact between the human world and the mer-world is strictly forbidden. Ariel, you know that! Everyone knows that!" Triton started the lecture he had given his daughter countless times before.
"He would have died!" Ariel was shouting, almost in tears.
"One less human to worry about!"
"You don't even know him!" Ariel tried to blink back tears, but failed.
"Know him? I don't have to know him. They're all the same. Spineless, savage, harpooning, fish-eaters, incapable of any feeling!"
"Daddy, I love him!" Ariel screamed at her father in an attempt to get him to listen to her.
"No . . . Have you lost your senses completely? He's a human, you're a mermaid!" The king of Atlanta was in shock.
"I don't care!" Was his daughter's quiet response.
"So help me Ariel, I am going to get through to you. And if this is the only way, so be it." He pointed his trident at a shelf and let loose with energy bolts. Everything Ariel had worked so hard to collect was quickly vanishing before her very eyes. She swam to him in an effort to make him stop, but as she looked into his eyes, she saw the malice housed there, and her own eyes widened as she realised her mistake. However, it was too little too late.
"Daddy! No!" her pathetic cry echoed as Triton pointed the trident at the statue and energy bolts flew out of it, destroying the statue. Ariel looked around her little grotto, surveying the scene. She looked at all her work, years of painstakingly collecting thing, and now her collection was ruined. She looked at her father, her blue eyes wide, too shocked to speak. She fell to the floor crying.
Triton turned to leave, but at the entrance, he paused and sighed, knowing he was the cause of his daughter's depression.
"I hate you..." No one heard Ariel's quiet declaration as she glared daggers at her retreating father.
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Meg gazed longingly as Hercules Flew into the distance on the flying pinto known as Pegasus. Suddenly realising something, her smile fell and she turned and started to walk deep into the forest that was next to the river. She gasped as she heard a noise by her feet. She looked down and saw two animals scurrying around her.
"Aww, how cute." She knew who they were all along, and she knew that they knew that she knew, so she decided not to pretend. "A couple of rodents looking for a theme park."
"Who are you calling a rodent, sister?" asked Pain angrily, "I'm a bunny!" he stated, pointing to his big fluffy tail.
"A-and I'm his gopher!" Panic stammered.
They then changed back into their original forms.
"I thought I smelled a rat!" Meg sighed.
Suddenly wisps of blue smoke drifted towards Meg, and a voice called her.
"Meg." He purred.
"Speak of the devil." Meg sighed again. The smoke formed a hand, lifted her by her chin, and carried her to the side of Hades, God of the underworld.
"Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut, Meg. What exactly happened here?" Hades asked as the smoke hand released Meg's chin and took its place on the end of his arm. "I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising, and here I am kinda... river guardian... less." As he spoke he spread out his hand and in a puff of green smoke, a miniature board appeared, with various pieces on it, including one resembling Nessus, the river guardian.
"I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse." Meg replied, flicking the miniature Nessus off the board.
"Fine," Hades said, making the board disappear, "so, instead of subtracting two years from you sentence, hey, I'm gonna add two on. Give that your best shot." He watched her walk away, her hips swaying.
"Look, it wasn't my fault!" Meg tried to explain. "It was that wonder boy, Hercules!" She said as she swung her hips and leaned on a tree.
Hades' jaw dropped. "What was that name again?" He asked.
"Hercules." Meg replied. Hades turned and glared at his henchmen, fire in his eyes. "He comes on with this big, innocent farmboy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute." Meg said, clicking her fingers, totally unaware that no one was listening to her.
"Wait a minute!" Pain whispered to panic, "isn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to..." Their eyes met, and they instinctively looked over at their boss, who was reaching out to grab them.
"OH MY GODS!" They shouted in unison as they tried in vain to escape.
"So you took care of him eh? Dead as a door nail, weren't those your exact words?" Asked Hades as he dragged Pain and Panic over to him. I'm about to re-arrange the cosmos and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods!" Hades exploded, strangling his henchmen.
"We can still cut in on his waltzing!" exclaimed Pain.
"Yeah. And-and-and at least we made him mortal. That's a good thing. Didn't we?"
No one seemed to hear the last question.
"Fortunately for the two of you we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight. And this time, no foul-ups!"
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This is to introduce a few of the characters we will meet later in our little story. And I have changed the game quite a bit. I hope you guys don't mind.
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As the two lovers arrived at Sora's house, they stopped to unlock the door. Sora unlocked the door but leaned against it, blocking Riku's path.
"If you want to get in you'll have to kiss me." Sora looked up at Riku playfully.
"Is that all?" Riku pushed himself against Sora, who was pressed up against the door. Sora stood on tiptoes and Riku leaned down, so their lips met. Riku's hand moved to Sora's chin and he tilted the brunette's head back slightly, for easier access to the boy's mouth. Riku slowly inserted his tongue into the younger boy's mouth and their tongues began a battle for supremacy. They could have, and probably would have stood there all night, but the door was yanked open and the two boys fell in a tangled heap on the floor.
"Aww, it's so good of you to have my Sora back at a reasonable hour." Larissa was playfully sarcastic.
"Well, if he hadn't insisted on having wild, passionate, rampant sex in the park we would have been here two hours ago." Riku played along, moving so he wasn't flattening Sora, but was just above him.
"Was it good?" Larissa asked.
"I would have enjoyed it more if Riku wasn't so huge." Sora had joined in, his hands sliding over Riku's firm ass.
All were happy, except for one person witnessing the scene.
"They've forgotten all about me. Was I that horrible? Was I such a bad person that nobody misses me? Am I so evil that as soon as I disappear I become a bad dream? A horrible memory? Just another picture in the photo album that no one looks at? Am I really that horrible?"
"Of course not, Kairi. There are people who miss you. All your friends miss you. Your family misses you." Maleficent tried to console Kairi, who was now sobbing.
"But no one even once thought about rescuing me! Why not?"
"People can be cruel. I can tell you are hurt, but I can make that pain go away."
Kairi turned to face Maleficent, her eyes filled with hope. "You... can really take away all this... pain?" Kairi asked hesitantly.
"All you have to do is close your eyes and open your heart."
Kairi obediently closed her eyes, and Maleficent smiled before waving her sceptre over the young girl's head and muttering an incantation. Kairi was lifted off the ground by the spell, and she began to change. Her clothes turned black, her hair turned black, her skin, in contrast, went paler that usual, making Kairi look like a porcelain doll. Her eyes fluttered open and she turned to Maleficent. Kairi's eyes burned red.
"How does is feel to be back?" Maleficent asked the new occupant of Kairi's body.
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Dear Diary
Today was like every other day. Tidus doesn't realize I'm a girl. He sees me as his best friend, not the woman I am. I mean sure, he gives me the attention I crave, but I want more than just his attention. He's the only one who hasn't noticed though. I love him. He doesn't, and I don't think he ever will love me back. Not the way I want him to.
I want his face to be the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night. I want to feel him next to me. I want to watch the sunset with him. I want him. But he just doesn't get it. A girl can only go so far to give a guy subtle hints without being a slut.
I know a girl who goes further than slutty. Recently every time we've been alone together that bitch is there and all over Tidus like a cheap suit. I hate her. I wish she would shrivel up and die!
I've tried everything. Everything except talking to him. I would, but it's too difficult. What would I say? Hi, Tidus. I love you and I was wondering if you would ditch Yuna and love me back? That's really going to work.
I can't sulk because Tidus is breaking my heart though, so I'm going out to party with a group of friends. I'd better sign off now because I've got to get ready.
Love Ya
Selphie
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In the garden of a huge palace, one very angry princess was pacing furiously, quietly sobbing. The only one allowed to witness her in such a state of distress was her pet tiger.
"Really Rajah, how could he? I knew he was evil but I didn't think that even he would stoop that low." Jasmine stopped pacing and sat down by the fountain. "The first man I really felt comfortable with." Rajah glared at her and the young princess couldn't help but chuckle. "Don't be jealous Rajah, you know you're the number one male in my life." The Persian princess sighed and started sobbing again. "The only male in my life." She voiced her thoughts.
Of course she had her father, but he didn't care enough about her to change that stupid law that stated that she had to be married by her next birthday, which was in three days. And it had to be a prince.
She looked at Rajah with tear-filled eyes. "I didn't even know his name..." Rajah walked over to her and she buried her face in his soft fur and cried.
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"Take me instead."
The beast scoffed at the idea. "You? You would take his place?"
Belle closed her eyes, ignoring the cries of protest from her father, and resigned herself to her fate. 'I'm doing this for you, papa.' She thought. "If I did, would you let him go?" she asked.
"Yes, but you must promise to stay here forever." He didn't quite know why he said it. There was just something about this girl that intrigued him. She must really love her father to agree to spend the rest of her life with some... beast. That was the only word he could think of to describe himself. But had she seen him? He didn't recall moving out of the shadows.
As if reading his mind Belle spoke timidly. "Come into the light."
Beast dragged himself slowly into the light, and Belle was drawn to the sad blue eyes. Then she looked at the rest of him and her eyes widened in shock. Her eyes darted to the horns on his head, the mass of fur that covered his body, the tattered purple cape, the ripped trousers, his paws. Unable to gaze upon him anymore, she turned to her father, who was incoherently babbling on about how it wasn't too late to leave.
She could see her father was sick, and shivering. As he talked he was coughing terribly. She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, regained her composure and turned back to the beast.
Belle stepped into the light. The beast audibly gasped at the girl's beauty. In the light she looked so... pure, virginal. He looked into her eyes and couldn't miss her silent plea.
"You have my word." It was little more than a whisper.
"Done!" The Beast's voice boomed. Belle fell to the floor, her face in her hands, sobbing. She heard the door to the cell being unlocked, and her father rushing over to her, but he never got to her. The Beast picked him up and carried him down the dark, dank, winding staircase that led to the tower.
"Wait, please!" Belle had looked up to see her father disappearing down the stairs. But she didn't have the energy to follow them, she watched from the window as her father was thrown into a strange contraption that started off towards the town.
Belle dropped to the floor, unable to stand. She was never going to see her father again, and that beast hadn't let her say goodbye. As he walked back into the tower room she looked at him, her eyes filled with hatred. Beast noticed this and his stare became cold.
"I'm never going to see him again. You didn't let me say goodbye." Belle was openly crying now. The Beast's eyes softened. So he was the cause of her pain and sorrow. He felt bad for hurting her this much. Usually he didn't care who he hurt, but she was different.
"I'll, uh... show you to your room." Belle looked at him, surprised. He offered her his paw to help her up, but she got up without his help, and silently followed him.
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"I'm confused, grandmother Willow. My father wants me to marry Kocoum." The Native American princess was talking to the wise, enchanted tree.
"But..." Grandmother Willow pressed.
"But lately I've been having a weird dream. I'm running through the forest, when suddenly I see an arrow spinning. It spins faster and faster, and then it completely stops."
"Then what?" asked the kind old tree.
"I wake up." Pocahontas' brow furrowed. "I think the arrow is pointing me down the path I am to take."
"Pocahontas, all around you are spirits. They live in the earth, the water and the sky. If you listen, they will guide you."
Pocahontas stood up and closed her eyes. She concentrated as hard as she could, and then... nothing. "I can't do it grandmother Willow." She whined.
"Pocahontas, you need to listen with your heart. Open your heart, and you will hear the spirits."
Pocahontas closed her eyes again, and concentrated on opening her heart. Sure enough, she started to hear voices chanting. "I've done it." She whispered, as she listened to the captivating chant.
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"Flounder, why can't you just tell me what this is all about?" The redheaded mermaid asked her yellow companion.
"You'll see. It's a surprise." The fish replied, as they entered the princess' secret grotto.
"Oh, Flounder!" Ariel gasped as she saw his 'surprise'. It was a statue of the human she saved, Prince Eric. "Flounder you're the best! It looks just like him. It even has his eyes."
She swam up to him and pressed her back against the statue's chest, looking up at its face. "Why Eric, run away with you? This is all so sudden!" Ariel was laughing and fantasising. She stopped abruptly when she saw her father enter the grotto.
"Daddy!" Ariel gasped, slightly shocked.
"I consider myself a reasonable merman. I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed." King Triton moved forward, his voice was low and even, but full of anger.
But daddy..." Ariel whined.
"Is it true you rescued a human from drowning?" asked Triton.
"I had to-" Ariel began.
"Contact between the human world and the mer-world is strictly forbidden. Ariel, you know that! Everyone knows that!" Triton started the lecture he had given his daughter countless times before.
"He would have died!" Ariel was shouting, almost in tears.
"One less human to worry about!"
"You don't even know him!" Ariel tried to blink back tears, but failed.
"Know him? I don't have to know him. They're all the same. Spineless, savage, harpooning, fish-eaters, incapable of any feeling!"
"Daddy, I love him!" Ariel screamed at her father in an attempt to get him to listen to her.
"No . . . Have you lost your senses completely? He's a human, you're a mermaid!" The king of Atlanta was in shock.
"I don't care!" Was his daughter's quiet response.
"So help me Ariel, I am going to get through to you. And if this is the only way, so be it." He pointed his trident at a shelf and let loose with energy bolts. Everything Ariel had worked so hard to collect was quickly vanishing before her very eyes. She swam to him in an effort to make him stop, but as she looked into his eyes, she saw the malice housed there, and her own eyes widened as she realised her mistake. However, it was too little too late.
"Daddy! No!" her pathetic cry echoed as Triton pointed the trident at the statue and energy bolts flew out of it, destroying the statue. Ariel looked around her little grotto, surveying the scene. She looked at all her work, years of painstakingly collecting thing, and now her collection was ruined. She looked at her father, her blue eyes wide, too shocked to speak. She fell to the floor crying.
Triton turned to leave, but at the entrance, he paused and sighed, knowing he was the cause of his daughter's depression.
"I hate you..." No one heard Ariel's quiet declaration as she glared daggers at her retreating father.
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Meg gazed longingly as Hercules Flew into the distance on the flying pinto known as Pegasus. Suddenly realising something, her smile fell and she turned and started to walk deep into the forest that was next to the river. She gasped as she heard a noise by her feet. She looked down and saw two animals scurrying around her.
"Aww, how cute." She knew who they were all along, and she knew that they knew that she knew, so she decided not to pretend. "A couple of rodents looking for a theme park."
"Who are you calling a rodent, sister?" asked Pain angrily, "I'm a bunny!" he stated, pointing to his big fluffy tail.
"A-and I'm his gopher!" Panic stammered.
They then changed back into their original forms.
"I thought I smelled a rat!" Meg sighed.
Suddenly wisps of blue smoke drifted towards Meg, and a voice called her.
"Meg." He purred.
"Speak of the devil." Meg sighed again. The smoke formed a hand, lifted her by her chin, and carried her to the side of Hades, God of the underworld.
"Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut, Meg. What exactly happened here?" Hades asked as the smoke hand released Meg's chin and took its place on the end of his arm. "I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising, and here I am kinda... river guardian... less." As he spoke he spread out his hand and in a puff of green smoke, a miniature board appeared, with various pieces on it, including one resembling Nessus, the river guardian.
"I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse." Meg replied, flicking the miniature Nessus off the board.
"Fine," Hades said, making the board disappear, "so, instead of subtracting two years from you sentence, hey, I'm gonna add two on. Give that your best shot." He watched her walk away, her hips swaying.
"Look, it wasn't my fault!" Meg tried to explain. "It was that wonder boy, Hercules!" She said as she swung her hips and leaned on a tree.
Hades' jaw dropped. "What was that name again?" He asked.
"Hercules." Meg replied. Hades turned and glared at his henchmen, fire in his eyes. "He comes on with this big, innocent farmboy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute." Meg said, clicking her fingers, totally unaware that no one was listening to her.
"Wait a minute!" Pain whispered to panic, "isn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to..." Their eyes met, and they instinctively looked over at their boss, who was reaching out to grab them.
"OH MY GODS!" They shouted in unison as they tried in vain to escape.
"So you took care of him eh? Dead as a door nail, weren't those your exact words?" Asked Hades as he dragged Pain and Panic over to him. I'm about to re-arrange the cosmos and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods!" Hades exploded, strangling his henchmen.
"We can still cut in on his waltzing!" exclaimed Pain.
"Yeah. And-and-and at least we made him mortal. That's a good thing. Didn't we?"
No one seemed to hear the last question.
"Fortunately for the two of you we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight. And this time, no foul-ups!"
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This is to introduce a few of the characters we will meet later in our little story. And I have changed the game quite a bit. I hope you guys don't mind.