-1The randomness continues in Chapter 19!

WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

DISCLAIMER:

Me: Today's Randomly chosen victim is Fluffy-sama!

Fluffy: Damn you.

Me: By the way, what did you do to Naraku in the last chapter anyway?

Fluffy: I'm just gonna say my line…Krazifreak does not own any of the InuYasha characters and she never will so deal with it.

When The Weird Meets The Strange

Chapter Nineteen

As the Inu-gumi were resting from their pointless journey, they were eating lunch: fish and ramen. Yummy. InuYasha was downing his ramen as if it would be his last meal ever. Arie and Tasha were eating insert favorite snack food of your choice while chugging down soda and playing the card game Spit (for those of you who don't know there is indeed a card game called spit. This game tests your reflects). Kouga and Kurogane were watching them from afar while eating fish and drinking what they thought was weird tasting water. It was actually sake. Dammit.

The evening came and all the men were drunk outta their minds. They kept hitting on the girls. Kouga was leaning against Arie, telling her how much he loved her. Arie was too sugarhigh to care. Tasha was hugging Kurogane who was doing one of those frustrated cries telling her that he loves her. It was actually really cute. Miroku was groping Sango's tooshie like crazy, which gave him fifteen slaps on both cheeks and five bumps on the head. InuYasha fell asleep on Kagome's lap.

Then, all of a sudden, Naraku returned. "HA! I turned all of the water into sake! Now you are all drunk! I WIN!"

"No. Only the men are drunk."

"Seriously. How was that gonna do you any good?"

"……" And with that, Naraku went back into fetal position. Sesshoumaru came back, found Naraku and said "We weren't finished with our session."

He pulled him by his hair and left. This time Arie got up with her camera and followed them.

"ARIE! DON'T LEAVE ME!" Kouga slurred out, being so friggin drunk.

The next morning came, and all the men had hangovers. Arie returned from where ever Sesshoumaru and Naraku were, looking really disturbed. "My small, strange mind has been corrupted with strange gay sexual intercourse." She said. Then she took a soda, got sugarhigh and forgot what happened last night.

Kurogane remembered what he said to Tasha-chan, and turned redder than blood. Tasha remembered too, and turned redder than Kurogane. Arie remembered too, and began singing.

Tasha and Kuro, sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love,

Then comes marriage,

Then comes Kuro with a BABY CARRIAGE!

Then she started singing it about everyone else. Tasha was getting embarrassed, so she tackled Arie. They went over. And Arie was proud that she didn't spill her soda. Arie got up and started singing again. Tasha then started chasing her again. They ran off into the distance, with laughter and sugarness being left behind. Everyone just stared.

After the girls came back, they sat around, just sitting there.

"Hey I forgot to ask. Are you guys ever planning to go back to your own worlds?"

"Maybe, just for a minute or two."

Arie remained silent. She was, first of all, too sugarhigh to care. Second of all, she didn't know what to say. So she fell asleep. They decided to make a new pointless journey: Help Arie and Tasha get home. Yes, it was another pointless journey.

More randomness and stupidity to come!

krazi