-1The Conclusion of the most Random story EVA!

WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

DISCLAIMER:

Me: The final victim of the disclaimer is none other then the ubber sexy wolf demon Kouga.

Kouga: I know I'm sexy, but do you have to cling to me like that?

Me: Yes now shut it and say your line you slave.

Kouga: grr…. Krazifreak does not own any of the InuYasha characters and she never will so deal with it.

When The Weird Meets The Strange

Chapter Twenty

The Inu-gumi had been traveling for days. They were short on food, they didn't have enough water, and Arie was short on soda. There weren't enough animals to hunt down, and there weren't any spring water lakes around. Basically, the group was screwed.

"So….hungry….can't go on…." Shippou complained.

"How can you not go on if you've been sitting in Kagome's basket?"

"We're the ones who should be complaining, Shippou."

"Yeah! After all, you're the one who ate the last pocky stick!"

"Look. Let's just go back to Kaede's village and restock."

"But we've come so far!"

"But we're starving!"

The stupid fight continued until Tasha let out a loud scream of frustration.

"Look, let's go back to Kaede's village, restock, and run back to where we left off, alright!"

"Okay."

"Sounds good to me."

"I like the sound of that."

"Makes sense."

"Let's do it!"

So they headed back to Kaede's village, which took three more days. By the time they got there, they were pretty much all skin and bones. It was pathetic. As soon as they got there, Kaede prepared a meal that would take a normal person three days to finish. But for these weirdo's, it only took ten minutes. As soon as they felt full, Kagome was ready to head home to get some supplies. Arie and Tasha needed to restock on sugar and soda, so they wanted to come along.

On the other side of the well.…

"Cool. I've never been to Japan before."

"Me neither! This is awesome!"

Arie and Tasha were excited to be in a totally different country. The bad part was, they didn't understand any of the products labels. So when Arie went to get some Coca Cola, she accidentally took Coca Cola Vanilla. She took about three of them and sixteen Pepsi's (she got that one right). Tasha took every snack food that the store had to offer, even the nasty flavored ones. Kagome was restocking on every flavored ramen known to man. They paid for everything, and were on their way back to the Feudal Era.

Arie took a sip of the Coca Cola. As soon as the taste touched her tongue, her face scrunched up like when you see someone sucking on a lemon (My God that sounded wrong). She wanted to spit it out and rinse her mouth out with soap. But she didn't want to look like an idiot in front of Kouga, although she already past that part several times. She couldn't hold it in anymore, so she ran behind the bushes and spit every drop of it out.

"That was the nastiest thing I have ever tasted!" she exclaimed from behind the bushes. Tasha was freaking out when Arie said those words.

"Oh my God. Arie disliked soda! It's the sign of the apocalypse! RUN!"

"It's not that. This is Coca Cola Vanilla. I must of took the wrong one. My bad." Tasha immediately stopped running around and calmed down.

They continued their pointless journey once again. They had picked up where they had last left off, and went forward. Beyond that point, there was nothing but fog, darkness, and forest. Not a village in sight. No sun, no rain clouds. Nothing. Just a dark, damp forest that was pretty much dead. Tasha was clinging to Kurogane, Arie was clinging to Kouga, Kagome was clinging to InuYasha, and Miroku was clinging to Sango. At the end of the dead forest, there was an extravagant, mystique light. As the Inu-gumi got closer, they saw it was some kind of strange portal. There was an old sign that was written in English, so the everyone but Tasha and Arie could not understand. It said "Enter here to return to your home."

"Looks like this is our stop."

"I guess so."

Tasha and Arie seemed disappointed that they found the pathway back home, but they wanted to see their families again. It's been at least three or four months since they got there, and they were a little home sick. Tasha said her goodbyes to everyone, but wanted to see Kurogane in private. Arie said her goodbyes, and wanted to see Kouga in private. Arie gave Kouga a 'I love you/goodbye for now' kiss, and Tasha did the same for Kurogane. Arie and Tasha crossed the pathway, and a bright glowing light came out of it.

When Tasha came to, they were in her living room. Everything was as it was before they went to the Feudal Era. All the cds, snacks and sodas were in the exact same place as they were. Her and Arie's hands were on the cookie they were fighting on months before. The InuYasha show was still playing the same episode that was on before. Tasha looked at the calendar; it was the exact same date as when they first left. Was it all a dream? Or was it real. Tasha looked over at Arie to see her asleep. She went to wake her up when she remembered the first time this happened. She took out a soda and opened it. Arie shot up just as before. And just like last time, she tackled Tasha without spilling the soda. It was just like last time. Arie also noticed that everything was the same. Tasha just had to ask.

"Did we actually go to the Feudal Era?"

"I think so. Either that or we both had the exact same dream."

"So, we really traveled with the InuYasha group?"

"I bet no one at school will believe us."

The End

That's IT! The End! Thank you everyone who read and reviewed! This Chapter sucked, I know, but Deal. But I SWEAR there WILL be a sequel! So bye for now!